CBT - I AM KING OF Veeky Forums EDITION

How unoriginal. This boards creativity is next to nothing. No wonder in all the CBT there's only a handful of people who post; if everyone here posted their physic 99.9% of the pictures would be skin and bone

When did the grenade go off in your face?

m8, i've seen meth junkies with clearer skin than yours, fix your shit and go natty or die at 35

Not bad op, unfortunately you're just ugly

>if everyone here posted their physic

Talking about physics on Veeky Forums is only allowed if it's fitness related.

Getting advice, a mire and a question and you just decide to be the asshole
No wonder nobody likes you

Why do you post the same pic? Why has noone called you out on you doing this? Are you the same person? Why do you like getting roasted alive about your anc-enanthate every time?

>unironically posting you half naked body on a vietnamese knitting board for other men to examine

acn-enanthate*

mirin those ladyfingers, do you get them professionally done or what?

>king of Veeky Forums
wow dream big

Queen of /fit

You're skin is looking worse and worse

>mfw this little faggot bitch keeps posting some roid chimp over and over again and idiots keep on biting

You're a bouncer in a shithole in redneckistan and your insta has about 400 likes. there's firemen in my town that blow your stats out of the water with chili pics

Good shit bro, don't listen to these haters. How long you been lifting for? What are your squat/dl/bench/ohp stats?

*physique
L2spell brainlet

So are you fucking your ex- Raven and that new leathery manly looking chick as well?

Damn. What do these damaged girls see in white trash roid heads like yourself?

Posting cause i want to get roasted. Recovering obese fat fuck

What is there to say? You're fat. Just start working out and watching your diet.

gj bro, you look like soggy dog shit.

Reported

Is your name land o'lakes cause you look like melted butter

Checkmate

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When girls say "I hate buff dudes" they are talking about you OP, You look like shit, and yes i would say that to your crated face. Also does that 'wedding' ring come in mens? or is that just the owner? Matches your moisturized hands to.

Ok you are the biggest strongest autist you are a winrar

nice work you fucking retard

if this is you why didn't you lift aswell as changing diet

gj bro but if you ever want to not look skinny fat, you need to lift. trust me, i used to be in your exact situation. no matter how skinny or underweight you get, you will always look skinny fat if you aren't lifting at all.

his skin is cos of gear

>When girls say "I hate buff dudes" they are talking about you OP, You look like shit, and yes i would say that to your crated face. Also does that 'wedding' ring come in mens? or is that just the owner? Matches your moisturized hands to.

Looks like you found one of the muscle suits they used in little Britain in a dumpster, and couldn't even be bothered to hose it off first before you put it on...

Just hit a 395 bench pr

nice roid acne faggot

Kek nice acne

dont believe chest not developed at all

hahaha, this is true.

Just hit 560 for bench at 20lbs bw, also I'm 11 yrs old been training for four weeks.

My program is an A/B split
A: Max bench
B: 1x100 db preacher chained resistance bosu curl

Mon:AB
Tues:AB
Wed:AB
Thu:AB
Fri:AB

Pls r8

>My program is an A/B split
>A: Max bench

kek, 7/10 post

good job losing that weight, now all you have to do is start sucking dick and you'll fit right in with the rest of us

Lg g5? First time ive seen someone else with it

I would destroy each and every one of you fags. Been using a wicked program that is packing on size every week.

You look like you suck a mean cock OP

you look unhealthy

Roast the poast

Finally hit 1plate?

Buy some fucking accutane for fucks sake

HOL ON THERE ROIDMONSTER

YOU ARE NOT THE KING OF FIT - I AM

300lbs, jesus. Good luck making it to 65.

YOU CANT BE KING OF FIT IF NOBODY HAS DRAWN A PIC OF YOU

I AM THE KING

6'4 285 lbs SEMI NATTY

FUCK OP HES A FULL BLOWN ROIDER

Who is Max Bench? I googled powerlifting coaches but nothing came up...

BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS

Good for you. I give props, even though you are more than likely to be on gear.

All hail king The Real Me. The eternal tripfaggot

Yes certainly. Can I oil up and worship those muscles please?

THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR SON

You are what normies think will happen to them if they lift, just minus the abs and muscles. Although in seriousness, you are pretty swole brah

THANKS BRAH BUT NORMIES DONT YOKE LIKE THE KING

5'9" @ 203

>395 bench at that weight and lean-ness
Fuck man if you're not just e-statting thats fucking insane.
Respect my dude

What's your squat and OHP?

LMAO fucking manlet

The only thing you rule is a bad case of acne. I doesn't matter how big you are if your skin looks like a botched pepperoni pizza. How about you clear that shit up before you call yourself anything than a malformed pimple?

you 100% look like a gross overcompensating roid monkey

Kek didn't Veeky Forums find this guy on instagram or something a few months ago?

Fuck man I know.
In my group of friends I'm the only one under 6'3" and I swear to god I'm one of if not the shortest guy on campus

do bitches still like you

These mini censor bars on the eyes look creepy as fuck, like your pictures are from a Dateline episode about a serial child rapist.

instagram.com/p/BYn4pEiAefu/

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welp, you've got height and frame.

Fuck off roid monkey

Lol

Ignore the jealous fatties and dyels. What are your lifts and what's your cycle look like?

>In this board full of fat children, I am the fattest child of them all!

I sacrefuced getting big to join the army, probs gonna get back to it afterwards
>still wear childish underwear
How embarrassing is my lack of everything

Minions are disgusting, please remove underwear.

Hsvent been asked to remove my underwear since the medical lmao

helo luvly i doctor, pls show ass bab

roast me
5'7" 155lbs manlet

Thicc legs
Looking thick all round boi

Starting strength?

b-be gentle!

>Mackleswole mode achieved

I run SS for 3 months and then practice Olympic lifts for 2 until my strength goes down then swap back.

Kek

Mqke wqy mqnlets

>tfw no jewish stick gf

>that arm

You can be big in the army as long as you can still run