>pullup
>actually pulling entire world down
Pullup
then why does your head move closer to the ceiling?
checkm8 theists
according to relativity yes, in your reference frame the world is accelerating away from you
not if you work outside.
>squat
>actually pushing the world down
>Deadlift
I'm still alive
>mfw the ceiling is connected to the building thus the ground thus the ceiling is also being pulled down
checkm8 creationist
>Lifting
>feel pretty down
>suicide grip
>spotter dies but not me
>deadlifts
>my wifes son isnt dead
DELET
>Calf raises
>I'm not even on a farm
>Running
>Actually propelling the world into the opposite direction
>trapbar deadlifts
>only like traps Ironically
>"workout"
>tfw Not fully neet even though no job
real? im always like 150% after a session
>hip thrusts
>gets arrested for child molestation
>preacher curls
>agnostic
so i did arms today and had the nastiest, thickest pump i've ever had, but it literally went away in like 2 hours, wtf why did this happen? is it cuz i shower with cold water? i drank 2 liters of water and im so confused.
>decline press
>i do it anyway
y-you do this too?
Wait so adding weight to the bar should make it easier
God works in mysterious ways
Theoretically, the universe, seen and unseen, is infinite in vastness. This makes every point the center.
That mean you are the center of the unicorn
So
Lifting the self makes the universe move, since you are center.
I'm going to sleep good, night
>deadlift
>push the earth out of orbit
I'm sorry guys
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