Can do a chin-up

>can do a chin-up
>can't curl my bodyweight

>can deadlift my bodyweight
>Can't fly

>can facepull my bodyweight
>can't literally pull off my face

>can backsquat a truck
>can't get a girlfriend

>can bench my bodyweight
>cant push the haters out of the way

This

>can fuck a prostitute
>can't bang a chick that loves me for my personality and morals

> can bench double bodyweight
> cant push her out of my mind

every day i want to die

That's because when your hanging during a chin up, the only thing you're working is your biceps, or 'ceps, so all your atp and motor neurons are rerouted through your 'ceps. Whereas when you're curling, the force of the bar is acting upon your entire body due to gravity, so in a sense your strength is evenly dispersed throughout your whole body. If you want to curl more, hang upside down and curl the bar up behind your head, that way the only thing you'll be working is the 'ceps, the same as if you were hanging during chin ups.

No shit. Do you have to explain the punchline to every joke as well? ffs, dude how did you not catch on by the 5th post that this was a meme?

iktf

>can skullcrush my bodyweight
>cant crush my own skull

>can decline bench my bodyweight
>can't decline suicidal thoughts

>what are lats

>can squat my bodyweight
>can't unlawfully occupy an uninhabited building or settle on a piece of land

>Can't squat my bodyweight
>Try anyway, the sandals will protect me

>can handstand pushup
>can't hold up the earth

I'll bet you're a riot in social settings.

I am usually the centre of social circles, so yes I guess I am.

>hey everyone, look at the retard