Tell me about the people in your gym, Veeky Forums

Did I unintentionally make a haiku?

Some guy who won North America's strongman (don't know which year), but you wouldn't tell he lifts if you saw him out on the street, just some chubby dude. Usually I could respect a person like that, but he literally hits on/messages every girl in the gym, wether patrons or employees, to the point that he has a reputation for being a huge creep.

Some black haired tall chick who wears black leggings and a black sports bra every time I see her, probably one of the hotttest people I've ever seen, always hangs out with some guy who looks exactly like the stereotypical 'fuckboy', has no legs but I'm mirin the shit out of his upper body.

YMCA fag here.

Theses gyms are pretty much end of the road destinations for most of its inhabitants. I think the defibrillator gets regularly used here.

Coolest guy here is a 40 something dude who wears a rambo style head band, loose baggy jeans, and 80's rock and roll shirts, and smokes like a chimney. Lifts fucking HEAVY bro and is full bear mode. Never talks to anybody, but I bet he has some cool stories.

My favorite is this late thirties Swedish mom who is like 6'-1" and has like 0% body fat. Has three daughters in their low to mid teens years who come with her regularly, look like spitting images of their mom, and altogether look like a decent happy Veeky Forums family. Hope my future wife can keep it together like this.

not to talk about that one flabby guy that has been stalling his starting strength noob gains for the third year in a row now

>h-heh

>(pic related)+ 150 lbs
short, stout, and tries to make every machine a compound movement. does calf raises on the leg press while also benching. throws his whole body into the elliptical. the GOAT

>eric harris
6'5 lanklet. possibly german(?). wears exclusively wow and ovewatch shirts. looks like the main character in battlefield earth. does exclusively overhead press, squat, and deadlift. not bad, but he screams at the top of every rep. no joke. every single rep.

>the silver fox
older dude. wears dirty shirts and shorts + chuck ts and goes off on every single set. cool dude. probably in his mid 50s but looks 30.

>tfw no gf
6'2 blonde twins who do lots of hip thrusts and squats. only way i can tell them apart is one wears red leggings and the other wears green leggings. like a sexy mario and luigi but less italian

>smooth operator
old as time itself. looks half asleep at all times. was probably cool in the 70s 80s, when he was probably in his 30s. not bad, other than the fact that he wears crocs, and wears so much cologne it hurts to stand within 20 ft of him.

I dunno, but you did rhyme asian with itself a bunch of times. That's gotta be worth something.

This was my old gym

>muh bbc genetics
This guy was one of the handful of black dudes who lifted at my gym but he was the only one who looked like he lifted, and he was probably juicing (there were multiple people caught dealing out of this gym, so it wasn't that rare). Anyway, I only ever saw the dude train lats, seriously about 5 times a week the dude was doing bent over rows for an hour and a half straight

turbo-manlet pt
This dude was a pt and also became the manager at one point. Was shorter than me when I was 15-16 and I'm 5'10'' now. Tried to fuck with all of the teenagers who worked out there (there were a lot because it was near our highschool) and was generally a cunt whenever he could be even though we got along well with the rest of the staff.

>pt chad
This dude was about 6'6'' blond and a amateur bodybuilder who was also juicing but told us he "only does peptides". Was generally a bro and on several occasions told manlet pt to fuck off if he was being a cunt, ended up getting fired because he told the turbo-manlet he was going to beat his face in while he was at work.

>leb braphog
This lebanese chick with a gigantic ass who came to the gym about twice a week to do a routine composed of only the most excruciatingly boner inducing ass exercises. Never wore anything but sheer leggings. She would show up sometimes with other braphogs, never the same one twice. There was no way not to know she was there even if you weren't in line of site because she was loud as fuck and made sure that all attention was on her.

>I was strong back in my day
Late forties early fifties retired firefighter. Had an obsessive need to talk to all of the young people in the gym and tell them about how much he used to lift. Only ever saw him on the leg press. He maxed out every day, and usually asked any young men present to come watch him 1/8 rom 10pl8s while screaming like his ass was getting torn open.

That's nothing like a fucking haiku you dummy

>feels intensify

im that guy

what country?

The "cool dad" that brings his two 14 year old sons to the gym and hogs the three ropes to do triceps for 30 minutes (it's a small gym).
The dyel with insane muscle definition that benches the bar.
The absolute faggot of a muslim that tries to get in your way on purpose to bother you.
The absolute garbage tier PT that initiates people to the smith machine for every exercise.
The roided gym couple that just get in not to feel they're wasting money and leave after 20 minutes.
The cardio bunny with an ass sculpted by Zeus himself that I don't know how to approach.

a-a-are you the guy?

I work out at LA fitness so its pretty normie infested. Mostly older folks just trying to stay fit and soccer moms, some serious lifters. However sometimes we get some REALLY cute twink teenagers and i just want to sniff them and lick them and kiss them all over and marry them and other things

There's this one dude in my gym who's a dick. He's pretty big but mostly fat. When it was being renovated, he used the only squat rack for like a half hour to do OHP with weight that he could've used the fixed-weight barbell for (

>That one guy who tries to get his form perfect every time but fails miserably and looks like a fucking spaz, while doing it

if you need me I'll be in my room, sobbing

Its a canadian university gym. 99 percent of the males there are cucks that dont have a clue what they're doing. Whenever I go, theres only 2 other dudes that are lifting properly or following a real routine, and who happen to be my friends lol.
Lots of girls that just do cardio and meme ass exercises.
I was talking to one of them and she explained how she was doing the 30 day squat challenge that you see posted on instagram. I've been on Veeky Forums so long that I forgot there are people this clueless that actually exist lol.
Ive also seen people curl with a belt on and use belts for 1 plate rows.

> pretty big
> less than 125 ohp

hes not big at all hes just a fat fuck

>you're not natty harry
Ripped Harry Potter looking guy. Actually insane with glasses how much he looks like him

>buff Asian
Pretty self explanatory, he's kinda short but his neck is as thick as my fucking thigh, easily benches 4pl8s

Bout all the recognizable people with interesting aesthetics

Asian girls? I wish I had some in my gym so it would feel like an harem anime xD

Have u interacted with any of the characters?

>the young dyel moslem dudes who wear bathing shorts in the shower

I cant be the only one who goes to the gym, works out, and comes back, right? I don't study others

Found the 500 feet stare guy

>Albino Matt Damon
>Neonazi looking guy, incline benches twice as much I'm flat benching
>Thorin Oakenshield
do you go to sc?

>sc
What?
You know, on the "hi" and "using this?" level.

I've seen those three characters at one of the campus gyms at university of south carolina

I live in Eastern Europe lol.

a small fag who cant lift comes with his gf all the time and occasionally has arguments with her. he even threw locker keys at her and she almost started crying.

holy fuck, did my country finally got unbanned from Veeky Forums?!.. i couldn't post for at least 6 years if not more.
time to visit /b/ again.

guess gyms across the globe all have the same kinds of people
what cuntry

There are men and women, young and old, skinny, fat, muscular, and they lift weighs, do cardio, or both.

not when they're kinda chubby powerlifting girls

Yesterday I was walking down the stairs and at the bottom there was a girl with huge tits in a low cut tank top. She ran up the stairs and they bounced everywhere. It was magical. I just wanted to share this with you guys.

Hapalife
>5'5 hapa dressed all in herbalife gear
>wears an altitude training mask to do sloppy cheat curls
>takes the mask off to breath inbetween sets of curls
>tries to talk shop with the trainers

Roshi
>old completely bald man with big beard
>skinny
>wears MMA-branded compression gear head to foot
>takes up the gym's only rack to do 185lb shrugs with straps and a woman's barbell

Mr Tuff Guy
>late 20s hispanic chubster
>comes in wearing his wrist wraps like bracelets, leaves them on for the entirety of his workout
>constantly attempts weights that are very obviously too much for him and then immediately starts spewing excuses to anyone around when he fails the first rep
>does "shadow boxing" in the mirror

>Doing Starting Strength™ for 3 years

>500 feet stare guy
it me

lolllll, deep

>roidlet
Manlet that's juicing like crazy. Probably mid 40s. Hits on girls half his age.
>the red slav
Crimson red. Bald. Gold chains. Maybe on gear
>Backman
Gymcel. On gear for sure. Only ever see him on cable Machines. Has the biggest back I've ever seen in real life

Ultra Runner Ruben is my favorite guy. He's tall and skinny but it's all muscle. He shows up and does a funny warmup routine on the treadmill which includes some advanced crabwalking before he heads out to the gym. Has a pornstar moustache. He's also a friendly guy, says hello to people but doesn't bother anyone. Wipes everything down.

Bunch of old people
One faggot who sixth roms leg press and screams with lmao3pl8 every day
Fat black girl who dances on the treadmill
The rest are curl bros

currently like them more than some of my friends

Teddy Bear
>huge 20ish white dude,roided to guts
>always hugs girls and is friendly with people
>always sleepy, lays down on floor between sets

Possesed ubermensch
>prime fascist genes
>rolls his eyes back before every set
>shouting random words, yelling like devil himself
>pretty chill tho

Stretched anaconda
>older bearded dude
>always does some sort of stretching
>flexible as fuck
>has dick thicker than my wrist
>never talks to anyone

Chad virgin
>6´3 , 225 lbs of pure muscle
>deep voice, intense stare
>handsome af
>spergs out when talking
>cute tho

Antirefugee lifter
>bald,tall,builtfat
>push press 140kg
>neonazi music blasting through earphones
>refugees not welcome t-shirts
>always winks at me

Sumo butt
>girl with somewhat ugly/cute face
>nice body
>like really nice body
>paused sumo deadlifts with 40kg
>really really nice body

Sugar daddy
>everyday is back day
>drinks mountain dew, pepsi and juice between sets,regular always comment on it
>ugly,shaved head, but friends with everybody
>mfw thats me

I fucking hate the guy who does squats with low weight and doesn't progress at all. Fuck youj

Haikus have nothing to do with rhymes.

>The Appliance
Named not only because of his short and stocky build, but also because he's at the gym every time I go, no matter what day or time it is. He's. Always. There. He also sports an 80s porn star mustache.

>The Cloud
He's huge. And not in a good way. So many years of roids have turned him into a walking meme.

>Hulk Hogan
Looks like Hulk, but is some kind of PT not affiliated with the gym. Seems to exclusively train strongfat females.

>ShadowGirl
Cardio bunny who lifts too, high reps low weight. She follows me around the gym and it's generally a bit weird.

>Cocaine Carl
High energy. Too high. He used to be big but years of powerwalking around the gym between different cardio machines have reduced him to the human equivalent of a greyhound on meth. He exclusively wears tight short shorts and skintight tanks.

>Me
Just trying to do my lifts and get bigger. Feel super small at the gym but big near normies. Everyone at the gym always tries to make eye contact with me and I don't know why

old asians, old asians everywhere

40% old people 35% young people (13-18) 25% middle aged people
that's about it

I see an old guy with potato strength. Too bad he has potato form too.

Squat: 140 kilos / idk how many reps, every single fucking one quarter, companied by screaming and knees almost slapping together.

He's got other excercises he does as badly, but he's shitloads stronger than me. I usually ignore him because I don't want to catch whatever he has.

You'd think that shit form and loads of time spent in gym equals injury, but the old guy marches on, screaming, farting and howling on every rep, doing the heaviest weight with smallest ROM possible.

never nude by chance

The model
>doesn't even need to come here
>hogs the bench press for like 30 minutes
>barely looks like he lifts
>looks better than anyone in the gym
The 'I'm pretty sure he's natty' guy
>works out the hardest in the gym
>always eats salmon between sets
>REALLY pushing the natty limits
Joe Rogan
>only uses kettlebells
Woman
>does literally nothing that would actually improve her physique
The Skelly
>does all of his workouts with a 16lbs dumbbell
>probably allergic to barbells and lactose

one guy clearly roided as fuck, probably reached his max roid gains
guy who have that not made it yet but some gains are visible body
and no one reracks the weights so it's a 3rd world gym

fucking normies all of them

>Teddy Bear
>huge 20ish white dude,roided to guts
>always hugs girls and is friendly with people
>always sleepy, lays down on floor between sets
hnnng i need to be in your gym now

checked

Seniorfag in high school here
>18 so BTFO
anyways, I'm taking weights, new school so only first impressions
>Freshmen
No Freshmen allowed in this class lol
>Sophomores
The smallest guys in the weight room, but genuinely nice people. Good source of mires. They are literally my personal manlet crew,
>Juniors
Pretty bro tier.
>Seniors
Pretty bro tier
Anyways, the ones that stand out are
>Our lanklet Harmonica player. We have made him our gym musician
>Chad
>Cool nigger
>Big cool nigger, pretty good lifts for a sophomore
>One cardiobunny that pedals at like 5mph for the duration of class, and another that's an assistant I think but she gets passed around in the locker room. They're like 4ft tall
This year is gonna b lit

>Flys with plates

You wot m9

Retarded manlet crossfiter who wears Reebok. He always racks up like 200 lbs on the bench press but always does half reps. He does it in a way that it looks that he is doing intentionally for some reason. Then goes over to the seated bench and does shoulders and takes all the fucking weights from the rack. Everytime I see him I want to throw a dumbbell at him.

>Asian Power Jesus
Does big 3 lifts almost exclusively with some beautiful deficit deadlifts. Big weight, great form.

>Bane
Faggot in an altitude mask who runs around the gym with shit form and doesn't re-rack his weights. Haven't seen any gains in the last year.

>beefpuff
Short blond chick who goes with her lanklet bf. Does big 3 lifts and benches close to 2pl8

>chinklet
Skinny Asian dude with glasses who thinks he's hot shit. Terrible form on every lift, primarily does chest/bis, and listens to music on his phone speaker.

>Trey
Manlet bodybuilder who's swole as fuck and cool with everyone in the gym

Then there's a bunch of cardio bunnies and old folks and fuckwads who do the gym's knock-off crossfit-type class. Pretty chill all around desu.

>eats salmon between sets
How does he even get away with that

>that guy who reracks the dumbbells on random holders even when theres 2 spaces next to each other
>that super swole veteran who brings his german shepherd therapy dog
>that guy who stops halfway up the stairs for no reason
>that guy who always runs the wrong way on the track

>Hungry Asian guy
lanklet asian that only benches about 95lbs and doesn't go all the way down. I silently mouth "nipples!" every time he does a set

>Hey did you know I'm a fireman!?
30-something fireman who exclusively wears fire dept T-shirts and does only bench, curls, and leg press

>"our son calls me mommy, too" Asian
Asian woman somewhere in her 30's, maybe 40s. Super tall, absolute cardio bunny with the ass of legends, and hips to match. One of the best looking MILFs I've ever seen, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't speak English

>Mexican Mafia
a group of like 7 Mexicans, all with greased-up hairdos, and not one taller than 5'8". Stand around speaking Spanish, and looking at women. never seen them lift

>Old man McBadass
50-something old man that's really into calisthenics. Loves to do the flagpole walk thing, when there's women about, but the man is jacked, for his age. Really a nice guy, he's just a horn dog. Thought he was a juicer, until I heard him talking to a guy in the locker room one day, and he kept giving this guy he was friends with the 3rd degree for using

There's more, but too lazy to type

>our son
fuck, meant your son kek

>mfw ridiculously uneven woman to man ratio >might see 4 other dudes whenever I go
>mfw its always white women and latina MILFs who lift heavier than me

Pretty motivating 2bh guys

My gym is doing some charity thing by having hired a literal retard to watch the door.
He sometimes wanders around the gym looking for weights to rerack, but he does it really shittily.
Like in a random order

He also sniffs and groans and like yelp/clears this throat a lot. Since my gym is often empty, it's all I can hear while I'm doing my sets

I do not like it

Guy a little bigger than me by like 20 pounds half squats and thinks he's strong with 1RM 4pl8. I do Oly weightlifting and was working out behind him and he gives me this look like I'm doing a crazy exercise like you see in those gym fail videos. There are a LOT of guys that half squat in my gym but this guy is the king of half squats so his demeanor is very cocky. He has no idea how weak he really is.

Everyone else is kinda whatever this guy I really just want to punch any time I see him

>Super Rice Bros.
Insanely built Chinese twins who are always there from 10 to midnight. Probably some of the strongest people in the gym. They never speak to anyone, including each other.

>Paki Pals
Three short Pakis who all come in one really high-end sports car. They arrive, waddle around the gym pointing to peoples' plates, saying "CAN I TAKE? CAN I TAKE?" in high-pitched voices and putting them on the leg press. Once they have gathered most of the plates in the gym, they each 1/16 rep it 10 times and leave without unracking. Thankfully they only come sporadically.

>Olga the Black
6'07" Russian woman. 300 pounds of pure muscle. Probably in her late 20's. One of the most ripped women I have ever seen. Has black hair and wears exclusively black clothes.

>Stacey the Yellow
4'09" American woman. 80 pounds of pure bone. Only does lat pulldowns. Best friends with Olga for some reason. Has actual yellow hair and wears exclusively yellow clothes.

>Creepy Craig
Spindly old fuck who uses the row machine on the lowest weight setting for literal hours. Wears a long platinum blonde wig at all times. Presumably mentally ill.

>Andy
Skinnyfat fag with actual Asperger's who I've only ever seen hitting on the receptionist. I swear to God he checks to see if the receptionist is female, comes in, talks to her for 45 minutes, and leaves. Never seen engaging in any sort of physical activity. The receptionist is actually pretty nice about it most of the time.

It's a real clusterfuck there most of the time which is why I go late at night. There really aren't many nighttime regulars except these folks.

>the qt who wears metal band shirts and has a tight butt

>the 60 year old who wears hoodie and sweatpants and wears gardening gloves

>the 70 year old who looks like he's still getting stoned to the grateful dead regularly and has a 2 degree range of motion

>the guy who wears mutant clothes and has a mutant gymbag who grunts with every single rep

>that 40 year old guy with tattoos whos balding and walks through the entire gym after each set to show everyone his pump

>the milf with big fake tits but has the face of a wounded bird

>the chick who only does that thigh spreading machine and then leaves

>the 90 year old lady who somehow benches more than the 15 year old male auschwitz victim who always comes with his dad

>the guy who is bald and looks like cypher from the matrix that wears an apple watch connected to his smartphone connected to his earbuds connected to his laptop all synced up so he can track his heartbeat and vital signs like he's from the fucking future

dude my gym seems to be like 75% latina milfs at this point.

Let me introduce you to the weirdos I deal with when I lift at night

Older desk attendant
>Always there folding towels
>Used to tell me I'd never make it if I don't to SS
>Tires to talk to me, asks about my lifts
>Tells me I need to be on steroids
>Introduced me to SS and grip strength
>Talks shit about all the faggots who show up and ego lift
>Pretty decent guy imo. I think he might be a fitizen..wud up Bill

Homeless black dude who's slow
>Wears a giant fake gold chain
>Raps in front of the mirrors
>Always bothers me, talking about his trials and tribulations
>Always someone out there trying to kill him
>Always talking about how the police and homeless shelter are stealing from him
>Always stares at me in the mirrors, creepy ass smile
>Makes me not want to go at night anymore
>Niggas gonna nig

The Wrestler
>Usually at the gym 3+ hrs
>Wears heavy duty gardening gloves
>Verbally and physically destroys punching bag nonstop for 1.5hrs
>Removes punching bag after punching, lays it on the floor, and repeatedly drops his elbows into it from a standing position
>Uses a single seat and practice sprawls
>Grabs a medicine ball, rigs it up on the standing calf raise machine and proceeds to uppercut the piss out of it for 30 min
>Usually interrupts my workouts, asking if I'm still using me weights because he wants to put them away
>Tell him I always re rack my shit. Doesn't hinder him one bit from asking again

More?

skelly, 3rd year college and I just started seriously lifting. In high school I took the weight training class and made zero progress cause I was just dicking around with skinnyfat dudes who pretended to work out on the bikes. I wasn't mirin any of you guys and thought muscles were gay lol. Now I'm jelly of all the middle schoolers in the gym

There is an old guy in my gym that uses momentum for every fucking lift, its obnoxious as fuck.

there's this patrick bateman lookin motherfucker. bout 5'10 190. cut as fuck, most likely on test, but he's easily one of the strongest and most aesthetic dudes i have ever seen. he deadlifts like 6 plates for reps. and he drives an m4. all the cardio bunnys in the gym are instantly wet and he's always chatting with milfs and fit chicks

>that guy that's been doing some form of SS/SL for eight months now and has made no gains because he constantly flip-flops between cutting and bulking from disgust at his skinnyfat body become flabbier or Auschwitz-mode, gets no sleep from college and still can't squat 2pl8
hahahahahaha fuck that guy

>More?
More.

It's all indians and chinese kids.
If you're indian please stop going up to the mirror and smearing your sweaty poo hand all over it and lifting up your shirt to look at your non existent abs

There's this guy that always comes up to me saying "Feeling fit buddy?"

DELET THS

Headed to the gym here shortly so I'll do one more

The Chad
>Always lifting up his shirt and checking himself in the mirror
>Usually does this around other people, to make himself known
>Stares me down because I don't look as ripped as him, but Im much stronger. I always laugh at his half reps as he's looking at me in the mirror.
>Loads up seated decline press with max pl8s, and proceeds to drop them 1 by 1 on the floor until he can push out a half rep
>Always asking people to record his lifts for him. Max diddly is 315, and drops bar it from his waist to floor to make a scene
>Been doing this for months, finally decided to introduce myself few weeks ago
>The most insane lisp I've ever heard. Almost non human
>It all makes sense now

I'm in a weight training class at the community college I'm attending. All you have to do is show up and log your workouts.

>no one talks to each other in typical community college fashion
>hardly anyone knows what they're doing
>almost no one does compound movements
>all the girls just hang out on the treadmills/ellipticals or do core

one dude just walks around and does whatever and almost any weight
>>setting up for deadlift
>>have 185lbs on bar
>>he walks up, cleans the bar and does a front squat
>>just throws the bar on the ground
>>fucks off and never touches the bar again
>>tfw no bumpers on at the time
He'll do this with about any machine, he finds a way to make a loud noise

>Chad virgin
>6´3 , 225 lbs of pure muscle
>deep voice, intense stare
>handsome af
>spergs out when talking
>cute tho

SHIT
ARE YOU IN AÇORES, BY ANY CHANCE?

Stop putting ideas in my head. It's not homo if we're just talking about lifting with cute twinks. Also, I'm form checking, not staring.
I'm not a fag, you're a fag. Fuck you.

Sometimes I wonder if anyone ever posts about me in these threads, and then I remember I'm so painfully bland that it's not worth the pixels

>Instagrill
Does squats, deadlifts and leg exercises only. Lifts 80kg with belt, chalk, gloves and sleeves while slamming the weight down hard. Slight roid suspicion. But dat ass though, would berry with the force of a thousand suns. Just writing about it gives me a semi.

>FatPrincess
Comes in wearing the tightest clothing she can find, in the most excruciatingly pink colors. Matching make up. Haven't seen her lose weight in two years.

>Wonder Woman housewife edition
Is lifting all day every day. The only woman in the gym at that age (approaching 50) lifting hard, and looking like it.

>Dr.Snap
You think doctors would be smart about their exercises? Nope. 2 plate seating smith machine shoulderpress with a back so curved Beckham would be proud.

>This guy in his mid 40's or so
>I think his real name is Ben or some benign name
>About 5'6" or so
>Not that buff, not that skinny or fat, average as fuck
>He SCREAMS during every lift
>One day I'm squatting heavy while he's benching
>I'm struggling with the weight when-
>g-g-G-R-A-A-A-A-A-A-W-W-W-W-W ! ! ! !
>From him on the bench
>I yell, "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BRAVEHEART SOUNDING MOTHERFUCKER!"
>That was probably 5 years ago
>Everyone still calls him Braveheart to this day

The token gay black guy, does last lower back and cat calls the bodybuilders

The stripperella, taking selfies in gym shark leggings to promote her show and seeking arrangement account

Ibb natural, doing meme workouts and uploading them (all done badly ) to instagram

Fat guy in the closet, he doesn't lift and he sits on a bike staring at the bodybuilders

Try hard, has the same body as 6 months ago. Pays for the most expensive trainer and cheats on his reps

Gym bunny, wears more makeup to do cardio then the strippers

Russian gym bunny, does cardio and squats in platform sneakers, makeup and nails. Takes selfies after each set. Swears in some Slavic language if you walk near her or in front of the mirror

The jungle man, loud black guy who grunts each set and screams piano memes, sings along to hip hop

Moms spaghetti, brings some carbs and go mad to the gym. Eats for 3 at Olive Garden between circuits

Rocky, inbetween each set he needs to air punch a few jabs and an uppercut

Fat black girl, 3 min of cardio is enough for her. Spends 1 hour bitching about how hard fitness is while drinking a protein shake

In the closet dad
>late 40s/early 50s, dad-bod, balding man, constantly talking to younger guys while naked, wears only "hot" underwear, spends most of his time either "swimming" or in the sauna

Old, Mad and Nearly-Divorced
>early 40s, constantly yelling at his phone with his soon to be ex-wife, usually naked

Fat, Black and dying
>Morbidly obese nigguh, early 30s, taking his levels all the time, only swims, sits naked on bench for about an hour after

Mid-50s, lanky, and owns a van, lifts 20s and does only concentration curls
>As above

Mid-Transition Asian Tranny
>Mid-20s/early 30s mid-transition Asian, does only squats, leg presses, and light jog
>Dispite this, spends over two hours at the gym at a time

Tall, Dark, and Darker
>Two sub-Saharan African guys who play basketball and do light lifts all day
>One is so dark he has to smile to be seen at night
>The other stands out at night for being so dark

Hair
>Man with hair that goes down to just above his calf, ties it in elaborate ways. Spends most of his time doing various lifts

Hair II
>Has hair all over his body, except his head and face
>Heavy lifts, followed by 30 minutes blow-drying his balls

Mason
>Gymbro, spends all day talking to qts, haven't actually seen him leave the weight floor in over a year of going there

"Ass"
>The most large ass I have ever seen on a white woman
>Looks photoshopped
>Nothing but squats and ass exercises
>Loaned me chalk once for diddly and told my my accent was cute
>unironically said yours too

Jew
>Literally lifts with a yamaka
>Has two shirts, one with an Israli flag, one has a star of david
>Has an IDF tattoo

Biggest Looser guy
>Lost 90lbs in 18mo
>Comes in and lifts for a few hours, occasionally shares words of wisdom with other big folk, sometimes to ill-effect

"LIGHTWEIGHT, BABY"
>4pl8 squddly
>5pl8 diddly
>3.5pl8 benchy
>2pl8 press
>Stronger than you
>Has said exactly 30 words in a year, all of them "Lightweight", "C'mon", "excuse" and "Fuck"

3rd world gym here, so a bit weird
> teenage duo
Always Comes in and sit on the bike for 15 minutes while staring at their phone. Zero muscle mass. Never dumbells/barbells, Only use machines to lift. Love to shittalk loudly. Sometimes they dribble basketball and play football like it's their personal playground

Trainer 1 and 2
> one likes to lift shirtless, one likes to look into the distance and ponder existence. Both decently built. Plays the weirdest shit on the gym TV: gogo bar footage, instagram whores workout and vines girls whispering sweetnothings. Good people but you know they don't have much knowledge about fitness.

> Cardio bunny
Decently hot, nice face decent butt, likes to play rave concert.

> Abs guy
Not because he has abs. He is usually done with his workout when I am there, just that he always spend about extra 30 minutes doing meme ab excercise. Loves his hip hop about money and bitches.

>Everpresent surgeon
At the gym, 7 days a week, there before I am at the gym, still there for a good 20 to 30 minutes after I am done. About 50, hunchback, do everything with horrible forms but generous enough to teach other people. Like to superset 3 ex at once. Really dislike abs guy because he plays the horrible music really loud, almost got into an argument once. He himself only listen to the most middle of the road soft rock. Otherwise friendly and good to people.

> Really Small chinese guy
Smaller than me and I am quite small. Very polite, likes to hum to the songs on his wireless earpiece. Apologized to the surgeon for taking the smith machines while the surgeon is supersetting. Kek.

> Perennial cutter
Chubby built 40 sth guy who is always on a cut because he never suceeded in cutting. Tells people he is hungry and has no energy almost everyday. Talk loud but is a really friendly person. Would volunteer to spot for everyone.

> me
Stereotypical quiet guy. Very little socializing, finish my workout and go home. Sips after every set.

Everyone at the gym scares me. I try not to look at them.

Its been two years now...

>Swears in some Slavic language if you walk near her or in front of the mirror
Suka bljad'?