You will never meet rich piana irl

>you will never meet rich piana irl
it's time guys, I'm just gonna kill myself
it was fun lifting, but I just don't want to live anymore, bye

>you will never meet rich piana irl
damn this is actually true, always thought id come across him at one point in my life

Now you must make a pilgrimage to his burial place

Where is Rich's grave?

Who knows maybe he wanted to be cremated

>tfw you will never get slapboxed by Rich's meaty arms

4 URNS!

I have oil in my kitchen

>Rich's grave becomes a Mecca for Veeky Forums bros
>Every year in the third and fourth week of August hundreds of fitness freaks descend upon Florida, ranging from the DYELs to cut from stone sculpted god
>They fill the cemetery to capacity, spilling out in the sorrounding grounds and streets, every one of them carrying at least two dumbbells, some with bars strapped to their backs
>Someone still brought a whole cable machine
>Others carry gigantic speakers
>The clock strikes 9am on August 25th, the crowd let's out a simultaneous cry of "FOUR SCOOPS CMON"
>Everyone proceeds to engage in a 8-hour arm workout with the 8 hour cut of Rich's channel song playing

I did meet him tho

>a whole cable machine
Thanks lad I kek'd

>8 hour cut of Rich's channel song playing
Performed live buy Daft Punk

don't

Almost choked on my twelfth meal reading that

>rich piana dies
>they read his will and final wishes
>"I want to be cremated, and have a small amount of my ashes mixed into each bag of my new line of protein powder"
>family in tears, somewhat disgusted, but comply with his wishes nonetheless
>one month later, they launch the most revolutionary product in the history of supplements
>Protiana powder
>each scoop contains 0.001mg of Rich's ashes
>america's obesity epidemic ends, replaced with a hypertrophy epidemic
>so many gains due to the concentrated energy from the piano man's soul
>one scoop will grow your arms by 3" in a single day
>two scoops leads to a 50% chance of death
>four scoops and you will truly leave humanity behind
>so many people leave humanity behind that populations decrease world wide
>by 2020 the total population will be only 1.5 billion
>a terrible accident causes a spill of protiana powder in the atlantic ocean
>fish are crawling out of the oceans, dragging themselves out with their 20" arms
>whales get so big they literally cant swim
>entire aquatic ecosystem falls apart
>throws the land ecosystems off balance as well
>those who havent left humanity behind perish, their world crumbling day by day
>Piano man... What have you done...

If you are gonna kill yourself at least bring a politician with. I dont personally care, but preferably one that fucks with privacy or supports Israel.

I met him at the Arnold fitness expo here in Columbus. I didn't say any meme shit to him or anything, but he shook my hand and we took a picture and had a minor exchange of small talk. Super nice dude.

His hands were soft as fuck, no homo

>supports Israel
literally any politician in the current century

LOL you never met him??

But seriously, he had terrible lighting at the Arnold and there is no camera trick that can substitute his lean mass. It was like nothing I'd ever seen..

Kek

post pic

It fucking sucks man. I hate jews so god damn much.

I'll honor his legacy by blasting and cruising as well as getting a hair transplant