Theres a skinny chick with huge tits at my gym

Theres a skinny chick with huge tits at my gym

I think I'm finally going to do it brahs, I can't keep beta-cucking myself and pretending like shes not there.


I'm gona say something to her. WHAT DO I SAY?

hey

Flash a smile at her and see if she smiles back.

No staring either, whatever interaction you do, don't make it seem forced.

Then what?


>tfw near 30 year old adult man and don't know what to say to a woman

Ask her if she browses Veeky Forums's fitness board
When she says no, reply 'haha cool, me neither, what's your number?'

Then there is only one path.

"Are you an archaeologist?"

>Gotta keep my eyes open, damned dragons could swoop down at any time.

Same boat as you dude.

The other day she starts doing squats with these little ball thing right in front of the machine I'm on. She could have gone anywhere but she did it right there about 5 yards from me. When she finished she smiled at me and went on to do some squat things in front of the mirror. My dick was diamonds and I couldn't even hide it

I'm new to the gym though. plus she has headphones in, it would make a scene but fuck me I wanna fuck her so bad

Hit her with the barbell

ask if she's feeling fit buddy

Ask her to spot you, then get a cheeky little conversation going

Just be yourself, bro

What's that ?

ask her which book she prefers?

I vote this

/thread

She's not there to talk to you, she's there to stay in shape for her 6'3" boyfriend.

This dude. Guaranteed to get her to laugh and feel comfortable around you.

flex a 'cep
duh

the average sea bass will swallow 6 gallons of its own urine within its lifetime.... now i have your attention lets talk about what movie you want me to take you to see

Do you work out?

>I'm gona say something to her. WHAT DO I SAY?
Nothing. She is there to work out, not interact with other people.

The fuck is wrong with you?

"Hello. How is the workout going?"

It literally is that simple.
The true test is not sperging out.

>hey are you working out

cringe

Kek

>Hello. How is the workout going?
>Good? Ok that's great. Well, bye

Ask her if she wants to go back to your place to get another cardio workout in while watching a movie

"Hi what's your name?"
"Do you live near here?"

Just take it from there and make up small insignificant conversation. Think of random things to keep the convo going - if you get lost just redirect the topic to her since I've learned that people LOVE talking about themselves. Avoid pick up lines or stupid shit like that. Good luck. I was 26 before I finally lost my virginity so I know a thing or two about being socially awkward.

you can do better

>hey, am here to workout, and you?

kek that's one of my favorite threads ever

Came here to post this