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Take a gander at these Hamerican athletes.

kill all dadbods

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>go ahead and call us fat
>but don't fucking call us fat

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Prisoner obviously. How else am I to start the violent gang rape group? First i'd offer my own hole as a release for the lads then after a few weeks warm them up to the idea of taking turns. Eventually the guards are going to get jealous of our hole stretching sessions and willingly submit to our group. One by one they will be corrupted and have their holes violated until everyone has joined.

There will be no division, no hate, no pain.
Only the holes and filling them will matter.

And they shall be led by me, The Great Gape user the First.
I shall lead their minds into the light of pleasure and their shafts into holes of dark

Ah fuck wrong thread ignore this

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It's too late. The damage has been done.

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>Superfit

K E K

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The ginger one would be super cute if she was thin.

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>almost drowning in a foot of water
Natural selection. Too bad that beta fuck saved her

This is my favorite pasta thanks m8

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Thanks google.

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It can't return to the sea

Google bringing the best bants

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>honey
stopped reading. even their vocabulary is high calorie dense.

>Ashleigh Snackelford

>ashle ate the lion

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>woman at the gym who needs to work out to maintain thick shape and struggles for it

gosh, I hate that blob so much, I cant even find words for it.

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These two make me sad. They both could be hot as hell if they just lose a hundred or two hundred pounds.

>the model's arm was long

>the model's arm

>was long

wow

>The call that saved america

>implying

I never understand this. They clearly SEE these males, dont they?

This pic always infuriates me because she is being all condescending like set point is a fact, and literally says it's a THEORY in the next sentence.
Duck you fat birch REEEEEE

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Fuck, that's the funniest shit I've seen. Too bad she didn't drown.

controlling appetite = discipline. Something your parents never taught you.

Wouldn't these people whine about this being transphobic?

>I don't think I realized how long this model's arm was
Every time

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Would bang

>lost the weight so she could be a role model for her two children
>leaves her husband and family as soon as she has lost the weight

What a great role model...

yep you guys she's right, the model has unnaturally long arms

You have such an elegant body. Have you considered figure skating?

no, my arms are too short :(

You really need to work on your biceps bro

If you gave me a handjob that'd probably help out with your arms

yo post dicc

>not being able to do what's basically a pushup with bent knees while hinged at the hips and shoving your ass backwards

That's like doing a 20lb pushup, how the fuck is that possible?

with that body it's not

HOLY FUCKING KEK

I'm not fat, it's all muscle.jpg

>one Y chromosome in the left testicle

Set point is real, she just filtered it through her dumbass fat brain. Your hormones will change if you start gaining/losing weight to try to keep you in homeostasis (i.e. that weight). Maintaining a new weight for a few weeks though will reset homeostasis at a new point, so it's not some magically genetics fairy keeping you fat or thin perpetually.

"Passion for assaulting women."

Hahaha what? I didn't realize that assaulting women was a hobby/pass time/ passion. How delusional do you have to be in order to be a modern feminist espousing this rhetoric?

I would fuck every single one of them

3 of those are way cute

>she

Checked

That dude in the bottom right does look pretty normal tough...

>you need research to know that

WHAT IS THIS UTTER SHIT?!?!?!

>Smaller women have smaller chromosomes

Toddler level science knowledge

>bottom right
Is that Anything4Views

I'm not entirely convinced that all that's not just some good trolling. Poe's law and all that

>mfw the botnet is evolving

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what the fuck, I thought it was only the women doing this shit, that's just pathetic

looks like normal Veeky Forums talk to me.

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Wow, who could have thought! Obesity / being overweight is bad. When was this discovered? It's really a life changing information.

>napoleon was shot
>ackshually, he was 5'7'
Manlet apologists, when will they finally learn?

>berta lovejoy
guise srsly.

BE YE GONE GOBLIN

The guy without arms and legs looks like the happiest son of a gun I've ever seen.

>ginger
>cute
what did he mean by this?

Non-ginger untermensch detected.

this

That's like saying "non-muslim terrorist detected"

Because there are actually are non-Muslim terrorists?

>i also ran a mile

>I want to prove to her that I am already healthy
>I've decided that this diet isn't for m. I am already beautiful
lmao

Not to mention what a weaksauce attempt at dieting that was.

It's literally the first result of a Google search for "2000 kcal diet". Also
>unfried rice

>unfried rice
Its like and alcoholic stating he drank coke without rum. Just felt like clarification was needed.

Is that booger's wife and bull?

how can you tell? you can't even see her bone structure under that slab of lard

>a father

left: powerhouse chad sprint
right: virigin fast walker

>that ohp form
i hate fatties

Fucking asshole anti-feminists

Oy very Google we might just have to sue you for hate speech