How much can Veeky Forums deadlift?
Also, I'm about to rawdog my GF for the first time tonight. Anyone got tips for me so I don't cum in 2 pumps? I can last for 20 minutes with a Trojan bareskin condom so hopefully I don't cum early. Still worried about it though.
>rawdogging
>trojan
>insecure about cumming too early
Sight... americucks.
I don't deadlift. I haven't in months. I injured my back too many times because of stupid mistakes and I'm not willing to try it again. Call me a pussy all you want, but the continued function of my spine is more important to me than the opinion of some shitposters on Veeky Forums.
just jerk it 3 times a few hours before you meet her. Also drink plenty of water all day.
just creampie her 4x you'll last longer each time
I only go 2pl8 for reps cause I have zero grip strength. If I have my hands duct taped to the bar then 3pl8 probably fairly easy but I don't want to circumvent grip strength improvement
First second and third time I rawdogged I came in less than a minute, and I take over 30 mins or an hour to cum with a condom, just saying. It's gonna happen,and your GF will understand. Just take a 30 min break and second time around you'll come much later. Alternatively let her go on top first
i have never deadlifted
250kg, and im still a dyel :')
OP have 3-4 beers or a joint you will last for hours.
>tfw no gf
This, fucking this.
>your GF will understand
Maybe after the first few times, sure. But if you're still a one pump chump after a month or so, don't be surprised if she cheats on you with a Chad that actually knows how to satisfy her sexually. No pressure, OP.
>tfw you will never have to be ashamed of how awful you are as a partner/lover, because you'll be forever alone and the whole thing seems totally abstract by now
I sometimes wish I could fap longer, but I guess it saves time.
>few times
those are some understanding girls you have there
this..fuck having sex only once in a night.. just 2 pump chump her and wait like 10-15 and go at it again..and keep doing that the whole night..
385 american kilograms
Pussy
DYEL?
When will people realise that deadlift is a meme. There are some shreded roiders in my gym and i have never seen them do deadlifts. I even asked them and they said its just powerlifting bullshit.
2 plates. Just started.
What's a good target weight? I don't want to snap my shit, but I don't want to be. Weak bitch either.
be a proud 2pumpchump
you can eat her out after anyways if she needs to cum
iktf too well user, too well ;-;
Listen to this guy, I do exactly that and can go all night long.And I have a similar deadlift of 230 kg, but I'm Fat
>how much
I don't ever deadlift and I never squat more than 40 reps at a time of 100 lbs. Who knows?
>How not to cum
Breathe deeply and slowly as possible. Go down on her first so she's already taken care of and you've got less to worry about.
275x6-8
>using condoms up until this point
What are you, gay? You know you can't catch G.R.I.Ds from puss
>eat her out after
That's gross nigga