"Hey user come over here"

> "Hey user come over here"
> "I saw you staring at my ass before you perv but I won't tell"
> "You like how I sweat, don't you?"
> "How it channels down my back to my ass"
> "How it looks, how it smells"
> "No one's around, go ahead"
> "Worship it"

No thanks, harlot. Jesus is around

You look like a 26 year old who looks 42. That's somehow worse than looking 42.

>> "Hey user come over here"
>> "I saw you staring at my ass before you perv but I won't tell"
>> "You like how I sweat, don't you?"
>> "How it channels down my back to my ass"
>> "How it looks, how it smells"
>> "No one's around, go ahead"
>> "Worship it"

this is hitting all the right buttons for me

but you could have chosen a better thot my dude

I only worship joe rogans ass

Thot be gone

maybe you should put some fucking clothes on you whore

Don't flatter yourself you haggard bitch.

jokes on you I was imagining what your toes look like

...

Bitch you're like a lava lamp. Cool to look at but only a fucking retard would touch it.

Shitskin roasties get out of my gym, you don't even break parallel on squats even though you do 20 sets a week

I want /r9k/ to leave

I'd eat and fuck that ass to be honest with you.

what the fuck that's staged, right?

fpbp

>a guy posts some kashmar larping as a porned out Stacey
>while being completely aware of that other guys reply playing out whatever is on their brain
>most answers imply how disgusting she is...

you do realize what you are doing, right?

>implying I don't want this
If only you used a good pic

fpbp

Hey, I know that girl. She used to charge 300/hr for porn star, no kissing. Good to see she's moving up in the world to "instagram model".

Good for her. Her calf and shoulder game needs work.

Why doesn't she come over and sit next to me? You think she's shy? Maybe thinks I'm out of her league?

here's your (you)

she seems made of old sunburnt leather

Deus Vult.

fpbp

fpbp

I seriously don't get why everyone has such a boner for Jerusalem. Christians, Muslims and jews all want it, why not fucking turn it into it's own country like Hong Kong and the Vatican and make it a neutral state so it won't get affected during wars and shit.

Then they'd just fight about whatever the religion of the guys running Jerusalem was, and the state would never be created.

Talk about butter face.

Confederation, have 3 seperate autonomous communities, 1 Christian, 1 Jewish, 1 Muslim, have all 3 leaders come together in order to make cooperative decisions.

Then the Muslims complain the Jews and Christians are America+Israel teaming up on them, the Jews still complain because they say they were there first and they currently own it, and don't want to give up shit.
IDK what the Christians do.

(you) too

That'd never work. There's no reason to cooperate. There's a small church there owned by 6 different Christian denominations. The monks start fighting each other whenever one group tries to change anything. There's even a ladder that's been there since the 1700s because all six refuse to agree to moving it.

Catholics would probably tell both of them to fuck off.

I'd agree if it wasn't for the new Pope, who doesn't really seem like the crusade-y type.
More like:
>Muslims complain about Murica-Israel tag-team
>Jews complain about muh homeland and muh stolen lands
>Christians agree to share, but only under a ridiculously biased and totally arbitrary set of rules no one else could possibly agree to.

how's this?