What is the ideal Veeky Forums haircut?

What is the ideal Veeky Forums haircut?

buzz cut

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huge widow peaks

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That's so gay

Mr. Clean head

o thank god I'm gonna make it

This is serious... r-right?

Gay men can be manly too

What about to post this.

pic related OP, middle guy.

imagine being this much of a faggot

Son I am disappoint

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the only answer
everyone else is a closet homo

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I have a widows peak and I used to get roasted almost everyday for it.

I can't buzz my hair shorter than a 4 or so anymore since I got scalp psoriasis or eczema or some shit. It's all very similar. It comes and goes. Can't keep my hair too short. I changed by diet to try to help. I dunno if it helps or not. Probably does.

make sure to wear hugo boss