Why even bother?

Why even lift Veeky Forums? You don't need to look like chad to get a >gf

So I can laugh at all the fat people

I could bang a million whales like that but I choose to live up to my potential

you do if you want a hot gf or to have sex

This guy is doing both

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She is a cute small fat now. Once she pops out the first kid she will look like a walrus.

that guy is taller than me though

>those stubby man fingers

It's not hard to get a girlfriend. I lift because I like to lift.

She's been fucked by 20+ chads in college and high school and is now settling on her beta provider.

If you stay fat you can be the beta provider who she makes spend $40k on the wedding and only fucks 1 time a week in missionary. If you get fit though you can be the chad that fucks her in college and she will do all kinds of kinky stuff with you that she will never do with her husband.

She's definitely average, and above average for him, but I have incredibly high standards so I need to step my own game up as well.

Also lifting is fun. Being strong is fun.

Dude every girl has, and every guy has done way more than that, stop worrying about that shit lol

True, modern day women are whores that's why you don't marry 20 other men's former cum dumpster like fatty in the OP did.

To be honest, if he went to the gym a bit more and flashed a commitment in front of the face of a hot 20+ year old girl who had nothing but a life of struggle in front of her and bad relationships with untrustworthy people behind her he'd be able to pull 20/10 fuckmeat who'd have his kids raise them well and keep herself looking hot and slutty for him at the end of the day.

The fat loser broads and dykey future catladies(who'll automagically drop their 20+ year long "exeperimental phase" and go straight) know this for a fact and desperately try to shame the hot ones who're looking to settle down with beta guys that they hope to settle down with after they've been ran through by chads jamals changs and the occasional bertha.

>Marry Christian high school sweetheart.
>Install tracking rootkit on her phone.
>If she cheats, kill her and dump her corpse in a vat of acid.
It's literally that fucking simple.

She hasn't. She has been with fatty all through college. They went to prom together and stayed together until he proposed last month.

Lucky fat bastard....

He has a face that says "I love watching Jamal please the love of my life in ways I can't"

>Long family history of high blood pressure and diabetes
>Gaining weight is easy as fuck for me
>Don't like being weak like I used to be
>Also hated every second of being fat

Lifting doesn't make up for personality but, it doesn't mean I can't try to be better at both

WHAT THE FUUUCK!

She is not attractive, but as a fattie i never managed to get any girl and that guy is way fatter than me.

She has a somewhat qt face, so after all I'm happy for the fatso.

This guy has something I could never acquire

He is a good guy and probably fun to be around

He probably accepts that she gets fucked by dudes that aren't him because she will leave him if he tells her to stop and he can't satisfy her with his remaining 3 inches of cock that haven't been swallowed by his ever growing gut yet.

>t. virgin

No, you don't.

For me tho, pic related.

your response says more about your neurotic thought processes than anything. when i see a couple like that, i go, how nice, they both look happy, you go REEEE BBC BBC KEK KEK

this place has ruined you man. there is a whole world of happy people out there that love eachother and dont think this perverse negative shit that the people who come to this site have instilled in you. you must be really hateful and sad inside to post what you just posted.

>The face of meninism
Disgusting, literally the same thing as feminism right down to the retarded ass fonts

I agree the macro looks dumb but everything it said is truth

Are you fucking retarded, mate?

who hurt you? Stop watching mgtow videos.

The macros are supposed to be ironic....

If you are a fat boyfriend then you are encouraging your girlfriend to either get fat or cheat on you.

It's about self respect and responsibility. You're not a fucking 6 year old so don't eat like one.

Fuck. The style of the damn thing, jesus. Got me thinkin about nutrition. Jesus.

But she is clearly overweight.

>get called "fat boy" by niglet at work literally every day
>get tired of it
>drop 100 lbs in 3-4 months
>call him short every day
>he can't call me fat anymore
>he will never not be short

You are clearly a moron. She ran a marathon this winter...

>american marathon
Yeah, how long it was 6km? With medals to everyone?

That sounds like more of you having a cuck fetish than him being one just saying.

You're going places. One of those places could be jail.

>this place has ruined you

nah, I was ruined long before I even started going to /pol/

nigger

Maybe he has a better personality than you do. You need to lift to makeup for that.

You guys are pathetic, this girl is 4/10 at best.

The fact that you think people lift to get some pussy is pathetic. It seems you have no idea what self improvement is.

>4/10
Maybe in Somalia, she's a literal 2/10 where it matters

>2/10
She's a 1/10 at best, she'd only be a 2/10 if she sucked your ball bags dry.

>1/10
she is a 0/10 you dumb nigger. all she wants is money and probably puts out once a month.

>0/10
Shes a -1/10 you moron, she's fucking niggers on the side while he sits at home fapping to tranny porn.

...k

Ayyyyy this is the first time ive seen a pic of someone I know IRL on here, you probably live in the same town as him right op?

>when the door mat has an inbuilt scale

...L

if u liftin to get a gf u just gamma and/or a teenager.
liftin makes me happy and i like cardio; just to stay healthy.

>/pol/

yeah you're on Veeky Forums, so how about you jog the fuck on

Same but I am the princess

I dont lift to get women I lift to become superior to other humans

What are you talking about? She's fat as shit

Chicks this size are dangerous. They're 1 plain
donut a day away from having a reduced turning radius in a car.

she's ugly as fuck tho?

>sensiblechuckle.gif

Are you that dumb to not understand what an outlier is and how averages work?

FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DO WE GET 100000 OF THESE THREADS NOWADAYS?

ARE YOU GUYS EVEN HERE TO LFIT OR DO YOU JUST LURK THIS BOARD OUT OF SPIT AND BOREDOM FOR YOUR UNENTERTAINING LIVES?

Why lift cause we like doing it. There's also health, confidence and myriad other reasons you fucking retard.

Yeah pretty much this

Lifting increase confidence, confidence increase chance to get a gf.
There's your reason.

I gave up on the whole gf thing almost 10 years ago. Why would I ever think lifting would spark the opposite for me?

> Lose 15Kg, gain muscle, feel good about myself
> Go shop for clothes, enter changing booth
> Mirrors all around in different angles
> HOLY SHIT
> I'M UGLY
> I'm so fucking ugly I feel sorry I had to sexually pleasure MYSELF all these years
> Sunken lower jaw, large sharp nose, protruding chin, shapeless jawline, thin stubble on cheeks

Nobody ever told me how bad it was. From the front I'm kind OK, but from the side I'm a 3 at best, maybe 3.5 through beer goggles. I can have all the muscle in the world and nobody would wanna fuck me.

Hell, I'd take being fat and having a handsome smile like OP's guy than this abominatory facial structure. Why even bother? Bought some clothes that still feel uncomfortable wearing and left.

It isn't about "tfw no gf", its about not dying at 29 from being a fat fuck.
Also, who lifts for girls anymore? Lift for your bros.

nice fake quote buddy

Lmao senpai you're gonna get cucked so hard

Fuck. I'm fat and just unlocked a hot gf. Please don't let this be the case. I don't wanna get cucked breh ;_;

and apparently gained 30lbs since then

Kek this. Only American marathon worth watching was Boston a few years back.

>believing changing booth mirrors
They're designed to make you look thinner so people think they look good and buy the clothes.

So not only am I ugly but I'm also fatter than I thought, thanks for the reminder.

Its a mans duty to be strong, degenerate

I lift so I can intimidate people weaker than me. Case in point, the owner of the Cafe my gf works at hadn't paid her in 7 weeks. Walked in there and told him to get the fucking cash out of the register and give it to her. No more problem.

>I lift so I can die at 105 instead of 80
I bet you also count your macros.
Healthfags are the worst.

Burn bright; die young.

apparently you think this place is your little circle-jerk happy place. Why don't you stop being a faggot, or better yet kill yourself. It's pretty obvious you're just some fat sack of shit anyway...

I enjoyed this pic

DYLAN IS THE NEW CHAD

What's the alternative? Living in mediocrity?

Not even the guy you're responding to but like Jesus Christ have some decency

Calm down

We're on the internet

I don't post much but just damn at least have some bantz they are funny you're coming with some 5th grade as hominem you lil bitch

>be completely unable to participate in any physical activity
>her family and friends must constantly ask "why him?" Instead of "how'd she get a guy like him?"
>no random mires, ever
>can you imagine how bad the sex is?
>die young, leave giant bloated whale corpse
>somehow pull a 6/10 that is slowly ballooning up to his weight and rapidly becoming a 4/10
I'll take being/fit/ and dating girls way out of my league any day.

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>fattys standing up for fattys

Whatever gets you standing up is a good thing I guess...

>Creating a narrative to feel better about yourself

>i lift for women

That is a huge catch for a guy like that but I think she's a bit chubby

It's supposed to be a parody of those wedding invites that have a 'cutesy' story if how the couple met

this you can tell she has the fat genes, she is already getting chunky.

>lifting for girls

No. Lift yourself.

Honestly I think she's cute. I might not go for her but not everybody has to look like a fucking model, you know? Obsessively ranking everyone with numbers and shit is kind of autistic t. b. h.

All I see is a fat fuck with a 6/10 girlfriend. It's about as impressive as shitting with your eyes closed.

That guy's a beta provider though

>all these triggered replies ITT of anons coming up with some excuses how the girl is cheating on the big guy or she's getting blacked behind scenes or something

What's wrong with you people kek. It is really that hard to accept that there's still normal and quality wife material girls out there.

>that image

Arya?

>he thinks a woman who would marry a fatty isn't defective

Yeah I know both of them.

Maybe he wasn't always fat, user above said she's been with him since the start.

Its loveee mane.

Also people calling her fat or chubby lol

Ive seen bigger girls in the High Test threads.

Bunch of betas trying to justify their fat loser selves.

>maybe he wasn't always fat

Is that suppose to matter? He's fat now.

>It's loveee

faggot