Veganism doesn't wo-

lol

Hunger strike mode

none of these fucking vegans have jobs, they just spend all day eating fruit

so.........

youtu.be/a-Csd_kkPP0

...

>Hi, I'm here for the job interview

FUCK OFF HIPPIE

What the actual fucking fuck is wrong with people.

God has forgotten us for sure. I'm certain of it.

I would love to see his blood work.

I bet it is a fucking mess.

>God has forgotten us
Tay Tay is still here.

Why are all of these "eye opener, it works!" People completely fucking insane?

It's like those waterless fasting idiots.

>eat nothing but fruit
>vegans are insane

>eat nothing but meat
>it's an eating disorder

It is all or nothing

You can't just eat a little bit of meat, you either go paleo or you start eating only fruit (and also drink your own piss and bathe in it)
No one says maybe 9/11 was a conspiracy without also believing in the fake moon landing, illuminati etc.
Either you're a liberal fuckhead or a neo-nazi.

Why does it have to be like this?

>Looking like you survived a death camp is desirable
Wew

>rubs piss all over his body
>completely natural

Also, limiting yourself even further on a vegan diet is fucking retarded. Especially with fucking sugary fruit.
As is anyone who only eats meat, though that's a lot more sustainable than fruit. Though you don't see people bragging about only eating meat very often.

>auschwitz survivor mode

lel

Someone who eats nothing but roadkill is to a meat eater what a fruitinarian is to a vegan

>2:10
>talking about enemas
>stops to flex and mire himself in the camera

Lmao

>meat
>sustainable
You can't have both

all you faggots need to get on team /insectivore/

You can never get enough enemas

it is all about the ass cleaning

>Though you don't see people bragging about only eating meat very often.

I do on this board. I only see fruitarians on youtube though.

I have frequent nightmares about being homeless.

>eat nothing but meat

name one person who does this

>diagnosisdiet.com/all-meat-diets/

>can lift a melon
>strong and empowered

It took me a while to realise this guy wasn't joking

It's important to note that these people were probably losers BEFORE the started these diets.

Kek hasn't forgotten you user, he's made these idiots for your entertainment.

Eating 100% meat is as retarded as eating 100% plants
We're omnivorous, balance your diet and eat a bit of everything, take care of macros, and everything will work better than radical meme diets

In other words, he's a vegan. Glad that's settled.

eating nothing but roadkill would technically also be a vegan diet

youtube.com/watch?v=1xRUtyey8cA

HE IS LOOKING AT HIS PISS TODAY

>fruitcaketardian
>this ripped, THIS

This is just starvation, body fat goes very low so weak tiny muscles pop.
Isn't fruitfagtarian dangerous? You get a ton of (slow) fructose sugar.

>actually struggling to ohp a watermelon
An average watermelon weighs 11 pounds. SAD!

>eat your muscle
>get non-alcoholic fatty liver
>get that 'how happy I am' when in reality you are acting like an alcoholic thanks to that amount of fructose
>up at 4 am
>get that 'i am finding myself' which is nightmares every single night
>get that 'i am getting old' when in reality you are losing your hair

Sometimes i wonder how most vegetarians and such lose so much weight or stay so lean when i assume they are eating like 600 grams of carbs per day minimum and that alone is 2400 cals. Not to mention they prob average 50 prot and 20--30 fat a day. I guess most just must have fast metabolisms

>waterless fasting
You mean dying?

>carbs make you fat
your stupid is showing

I choose to believe that this guy is just really committed to satire.

No neck

RATTLE RATTLE EAT AT LEAST SOME CATTLE

You're a fucking idiot.

Why?

I only eat meat and eggs.