Veeky Forums makes a pokemon team

I'll go first: Pinsir

>Delts like boulders
>Well defined ab(domen)
>Powerful legs with twig arms (SS victim)
>Long pincers on head show he is obviously an over compensating manlet

How much do you think he can OHP? 1.5 plates min? 2 plates?

OP is definitely a fag.

Obvious choice

not natty. poliwrath looks like an actual powerlifter

Can defiantly imagine Pinsir sat on /r9k/ moaning about how Syther is more popular than him

2 scoooooops

>those numbers
1.5 is fucking easy and easily doable in a year if you train right
come on lad

FREE GOMAD

His triceps will let him down though

10/10

obligatory waifu(male) pokemon

>h-h-hey guys. S-s-should I b-bulk or cut?

forgot pic lik a tard

Guys, What mode am I in?

Machamp is fucking 5'03", of course he is Veeky Forumss obvious choice

>no fucking buzzswole yet
C'mon guys

>Not picking something alpha

Get out with your fucking weak insect pokemon

>That old guy who gives unsolicited lifting advice and who claims to have 'been able to bench 3 plates' back in his day even though hes dyel as fuck

H-how can I get Stacey to notice me lads ?

>The curl bro

MORE

>she'll never hold your balls like that

>not choosing natty/ one that could be your ass diffidently

this guy is probably that one connor mcgregor poster

*beat, fugg

no but close man

Rest,acupressure,sleeptalk,knockoff drapion named citizen snibs

Hitmonchan sucks, Infernape is the real natty that can fight

>natty

>kangaskahn
>female

meme

>not picking the Tom Platz of abs

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the chad pocket monster

when need this smug fucker for the chad factor since he's the only one they know

This artist draws an excellent ass but doesn't know what a body looks like and can't into perspective

Slowpoke for them test gains staring at its phat ass

Literally cocoon mode

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>being a brainlet

>SS claims another victim

This thread is amazing

fridge fucking mode

out of the way faggots nidoking coming through

bout to horndrill your bitch asses

>starts a thread daily about how lifting wont help you in a fight and you need to start training a martial art to get pussy

back into the manlet pit

his dad could be gigantic nidoking

This is Veeky Forums so obviously not any normal type, and most likely a fairy type

>strong mind
>huge squat
Ideal, desu

How do into bear mode?

I don't see OP stating that they have to be natty, so fuck off.
>poliwrath looks like an actual powerlifter
All actually strong powerlifters are not natty.

> Not picking the 'glutes for sloots' pokemon

Conkledurr

>not moody acupressure mud slap body slam smeargle

>dat vascularity

Lmao that conjures an image
got me
These are objectively the best Veeky Forums pokemon in the thread
Allow me to add #5, the ultimate chad pokemon.
>rock solid core
>thick as fuck thighs
>strong facial aesthetics
>dick so giant it drags on the ground in between his legs a solid 1/2 body length behind him

He is unmatched.

>victim of ss
>recessive chin
not chad senpai

>chad

He's fucking fat

oops receding chin, my bad

My favorite pokemon atm is pyukumuku. Not for Veeky Forums reasons, just becuse its a genuinely good pokemon to have on a team.

>not picking mega swolepert
Fuck you guys

>6'7" 202kg

mirin'

>No one posted my boy yet

Faggots. All of you.

wat about my boi scizor. Just needs some upper arm and upper leg work but aside from that:
>got the x-frame the bitches love

lmao picking that jew-nose fuckin tablet shaped motherfucker over this literal chad

Never skip leg day.

BRAAAAP

Brehs I took some tm04 am I still Natty?

>Not posting the pokemon that has swole in its motherfucking name

fuck this is making me harddddd

>lock eyes with trainer
>start a battle
>he sends out this
>boi pucci starts ovulating

LENNNYYYYY

>Daily reminder that only good goyim are in the Pokedex

Why is literally every Pokemon after the original 151 complete and utter shit? Uninspired design, roundish drawings, childish.

Unimaginative crap

Second and third gen had some alright ones but I agree

>2 scoops

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Yeah, not like the great inspiring and original drawings of Gen 1. Like the pile of mid, or the loose eggs, or the rock with arms, or the purple goo with a face, or the perfectly ordinary crab.

>childish
Wow, childish designs? In a children's game?
Woah.

Its the nostalgia factor. Theres a lot of pokemon that look just as good and better than the originals. You just remember the originals as the best because nostalgia.

except you stated traits of the original 151. The problem past gen 1 is that there were too many sharp edges and straight lines and seams, making them look less like animals and more like toys.

No lmao, you lose your natty card for even taking rare candies

>when need this smug fucker for the chad factor since he's the only one they know
No

>b-bulking I swear

genwunner pls go and stay go

how do I lose weight. girl btw

Rollout, Whirlwind or Calm Mind?
Don't listen to this guy. TM is just a DVD teaching you how to do a move, so you learnt a new way to lift.
Depending on the move, you either learned how to use a roller, work your obliques or meditate.

THICC

Beast Underneath mode

CMON

Triceptatops?

like it is even a question what the Veeky Forums pokemon is

We need a Veeky Forums cosplay thread ASAP.

BASED

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this thread needs a test raise

Never would have guessed Veeky Forums was full of bug trainers

Outta da way boys, gettin my pump on. Gotta Become Immense.

Based Bird

>Gen 2
Had some REALLY shitty designs, but mons like Feraligatr, Scizor, Tyranitar, Ho-Oh, and Lugia were really neat designs.

>Gen 3
Yea, basically all shit. I don't know what the fuck the designers were on

>Gen 4
Things started getting better here. I really liked a lot of the evos for older Pokemon.

>Gen 5
Shit starting getting WAY too overdesigned here. So many of these guys would be 10/10 if they kept it simple.

>Gen 6
Way too over the top. The designers of Mega Evolutions basically said fuck it and went balls to the walls insane with some of their designs.

>Gen 7
I actually like most of these guys. I also like the Ultra Beasts because they actually have a legit reason to be overdesigned.

Buzzwole is my favorite designed vidya character ever.

The angriest manlet