Weird shit niggers do at the gym

>>>Reddit

kek

>wake up
>roll over a few empty sips cans
>get out of bed
>dredge a path through more empty sips cans to the door
>take a piss
>drain a few leftover sips cans in the toilet at the same time
>maybe steal a sip of one smells fresh
>brush teeth
>dip toothbrush into another empty can for extra flavor
>head downstairs
>make breakfast shake from Veeky Forums
>fuck it up with autism
>decide to add half a can of sips to fix it
>mom comes in
>asks when I'm going to get a girlfriend
>asks why I'm not using the condoms she keeps buying me
>get pissed
>storm up to my room with shake and a few sips to get me through the day
>change into a loose band hoodie and ripped jeans
>starting to feel chill
>browse Veeky Forums while jerking off and sipping on shake
>pour more sips to help dilute nasty yogurt flavor
>browse Facebook
>compare yourself to chad
>convince yourself you can still bench twice as much as him
>stalk ex-braphog who works out twice as much as you
>she posted a new instagram
>some black dude helping her squat 3pl8
>your legs twitch from the thought of 1 repping 2pl8s
>"leg press is better for your knees"
>instantly start thinking about her sucking his big black dick
>start masturbating harder while convincing yourself 5 inches is average and 3 is enough to stimulate the g-spot
>full on sobbing as you blow a load in an empty sips can
>mom was watching the whole time
>asks why you're such a pathetic virgin who can't even bench 1pl8
>throw sips cans at her as you slam the door
>go back to Veeky Forums
>make new thread
>"Weird shit niggers do in the gym"

>this is what cuckposters and shitskins believe

Go to a gym workout, hit on the hot asian and latina milfs doing the instathot booty workout and the blerd who's doing a yoga workout, go home call up a girl to fuck
Fuck said girl

Damn, that's weird isn't it.

Nothing like going to a gym to do an autistic lifting program then going home getting on Veeky Forums and starting threads like this while dreaming of a negro genocide and in that whites only fantasy land they won't be seen as fucking losers there.

very accurate

>wake up
>assblasted over a Veeky Forums post
>write 2/10 greentext blogography mocking OP
>feel superior

lol joke's on you

Niggerloving cuck spotted.

Veeky Forums
>excoriate anyone with the slightest physical imperfection
>lose jimmies over a racial distinction

>11 years in the gym
>never seen a nigger

>that nigger at the gym blasting music through his bluetooth speaker

black people who go to gyms aren't really black people
real black people work out in public parks on the pullup bars

kek, this. that response made OP's shitpost more than worth it, since it was probably genuinely mad

this

Wtf how new are you faggots? Do you know what pasta is?

>pasta so shitty no one even knows, or cares

t coon

Salty whitey

>drinking acidic beverages directly before brushing your teeth
good luck with your enamel destruction goals in 2017

There was this nigger who followed me all around the gym doing the same lifts after i finish
He was pretty decent built yet he struggled with a 50kg bench
Are niggers naturally weak?

KEK

privilege is when you don't have to be your own dad

you mad whitey?
back to /pol/ you go

>2017
>cuck
>outside of reddit
shiggydiggyridoo

Reddit is that way, idiot

privilege is actually HAVING children.
good chance most of the losers in this thread aren't having children...or normal ones.

ima ctrl c this
this is copypasta worthy

what

Look how mad he is

Shit, Veeky Forums was a better place

Still worth seeing those cucks and negros buttmad.

This guy is David Goggins. he is the only person in the U.S. Armed Forces to complete SEAL training, U.S. Army Ranger School and Air Force Tactical Air Controller training.

He is a superior being

That nigger was probably exhausted after drilling your mother with his huge nigger cock.

Well blacks, especially west Africans, have muscle groups more specialized to running (I think that's it) and generally perform quite below average in upper body and general strength exercises compared to the rest of the world. Same reason why only black sprinters run sub 10 second times

You should take him following you as a compliment, he probably thinks you look great so is simply following your routine so he can look like you

>all these newfags retaliating against OP for saying nigger
Site's ruined time to find somewhere else to post. You newfags have made this site lose any culture it once had

Fulchan migration happened a long ass time ago

Anyone have any nigger in the gym shower stories?

Ya, didn't think so...

They don't shower?

I want you faggots to stay in your containment board.
You lot are just as bad as the fucking furries were and how you claim the jews/mass media is with how you always inject your fascinations into every thing which you touch and seem to be fundamentally incapable of thinking "Hey, wait a second, maybe not everyone here shares the same point of view as me and maybe they don't want to participate in the same tired discussion for the 100th time?!?!"
It's always niggers this niggers that, my question is why can't you fucks stay in your containment board instead of larping as Jehovah's witnesses?

You guys need to relax. Why are you all getting so mad over OP for?
I know it isn't fun to see racism, or see people who think it is a joke.
But why are you taking it seriously?
Why are you letting it get to you?
I grew up being told not to let other peoples words and opinions get to me.
Didn't your father teach you the same thi....
Oh wait.. nevermind.

This thread would be even more misplaced on /pol/ my nigger

There some old pear shaped Indian dude at my gym. He comes in, reads a book on the stationary bike for 30 minutes, walks to the spray bottle/paper towel thing on the wall and just starts taking paper towels out one at a time. Nice and slow, one at a time, pulls out like 50 god damn paper towels and gets them in a nice, neat stack, puts them in his back pocket and leaves. I'm there 4 days a week and I see it 4 times a week.

You retards do know that the most heavy lifters are far right, don't you ?

I bet that everyone triggered by this thread never goes to the gym.

Careful mate, you don't want the swole left on your ass

>Well blacks, especially west Africans......

Psuedoscience, there's always a reason niggers do that, that, etc, always an excuse. If you want to know the real reason, its because niggers are inferior. Leave it at that. Did you know lots of nigger children have to be told that the thing they see in mirrors is a reflection? They need to go back to africa.

I never thought I'd see the day people complain about the word "nigger" on Veeky Forums. You faggots really need lurk more.

With that being said, I rarely ever see blacks in the weight room. On the rare chance you do see one, there's like a 50% chance that they'll forego wearing headphones and just play music at full volume directly out of their phone. Also 75% chance they'll sit on the bench most of the time socializing more than lifting and 90% chance they'll inexplicably have a basketball with them. But I've only ever seen a small percentage come in and follow anything resembling a routine.

When I lifted at the YMCA in my early 20s they would usually come in and go through the lockers that didn't have locks on them.