How to have a thinner face Veeky Forums?

How to have a thinner face Veeky Forums?

look pretty good dude, dunno what your issue is.

Workout and run? Don't eat like shit.

Your face is fine bro.

I think you are thinking of a sunken in look where cheeks are define, genetics ...u got them or u dont.

Are you guys serious? What's happened here

That's not him, you newfags. That's Kinobody

There is nothing wrong with narrow. It's all about harmony.

hahaha i get it if the rest of these retards dont

jealous, fat faces?

The average Veeky Forums browser, everyone.

shoo shoo

>wearing green to look even more like a preying mantis

If you're overweight, lose weight.

If you're lean and healthy, you could fasten a vice grip to your face while you sleep. Another way is to cut open your face and file down your cheek bones or jaw bones. Good luck!

Gregg pls leave

any face grips on amazon you recommend?

Also, dyk if UnitedHealthcare would cover the cheekbone procedure?

Get some teeth removed. I'm serious.

lower carb & sugar intake, carb to lower weight and sugar to tighten up the skin. to really low levels though, you obviously can't be bulking and expect to get your face looking as thin as possible.

Bro just go to a hardware store and ask for vice grips.

Cheekbone filing is purely cosmetic and is not covered by healthcare. lol

do you think i could just sleep on my side with a stack of textbooks on my cheek?

would that work? I really don't have the money to be buying vice grips right now...

be not fat

Sure, stack 4 or 10 books on your cheek, but make sure you have a hard surface on the other side. A soft pillow would absorb the weight and offload the pressure on your cheek which would be thus ineffective.

Maybe you could get a few dozen small rubber bands and wrap them around your head and apply pressure to your cheeks that way.