This is what happens when you hang out with normies, they forward you shit like this

This is what happens when you hang out with normies, they forward you shit like this.

What does fit think?

>Please forward:
>"Dr. Pradeep konnur jaya multispeciality panchakarma ayurveda hospital ,karatagi. encouraged each person receiving this newsletter to forward it to another ten people, certainly at least one life will be saved ... I've done my part, I hope you can help do your part. thanks!
>Drinking hot lemon water can prevent cancer. Don't add sugar. Hot lemon water is more beneficial than cold lemon water.
>Both yellow n purple sweet potato have good cancer prevention properties.
>01. Often taking late night supper can increase the chance of stomach cancer
>02. Never take more than 4 eggs per week
>03. Eating pope's nose (chicken backside) can cause stomach cancer
>04. Never eat fruits after meal. Fruits should be eaten before meals
>05. Don't take tea during menstruation period.
>06. Take less soy milk, no adding sugar or egg to soy milk
>07. Don't eat tomato with empty stomach
>08. Drink a glass of plain water every morning before food to prevent gall bladder stones
>09. No food 3 hrs before bed time
>10. Drink less Teh Tarik, no nutritional properties but can cause diabetes and hypertension
>11. Do not eat toast bread when it is hot from oven or toaster
>12. Do not charge your handphone or any device next to you when you are sleeping
>13. Drink 10 glasses of water a day to prevent bladder cancer
>14. Drink more water in the day time, less at night
>15. Don't drink more than 2 cups of coffee a day, may cause insomnia and gastric
>16. Eat less oily food. It takes 5-7 hrs to digest them, makes you feel tired
>17. After 5pm, eat less
>18. Six types of food that makes you happy: banana, grapefruit, spinach, pumpkin, peach.

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You can find the full thing in a more reader-friendly format by just Googling "Dr. Pradeep konnur jaya multispeciality"

Cont.

>19. Sleeping less than 8 hrs a day may deteriorate our brain function. Taking Afternoon naps may keep our youthful look.
>Cooked tomato has better healing properties than the raw tomato.
>Hot lemon water can sustain your health and make you live longer!
>Hot lemon water kills cancer cells
>Add hot water to 2-3 slices of lemon. Make it a daily drink
>The bitterness in hot lemon water is the best substance to kill cancer cells.
>Cold lemon water only has vitamin C, no cancer prevention.
>Hot lemon water can control cancer tumor growth.
>Clinical tests have proven hot lemon water works.
>This type of Lemon extract treatment will only destroy the malignant cells, it does not affect healthy cells.
>Next... citric acid and lemon polyphenol in side lemon juice, can help reduce high blood pressure, effective prevention of deep vein thrombosis, improve blood circulation, and reduce blood clots.
>No matter how busy you are, please find the time to read this, then tell others to spread the love!
>After reading, share with others to spread the love! To take good care of their own health!

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Sorry pal, this forwards from grandma chainmail bullshit doesn't belong on Veeky Forums. Maybe /r9k/ is a better fit. Or better yet, reddit

I thought it would be pretty obvious that I posted it here for critique/tearing apart
>This is what happens when you hang out with normies, they forward you shit like this.
>What does fit think?
Maybe I should've s p e l l e d it out for brainlets

>Taylor Lautner
>Rigid and Aloof

Actually makes me like the guy a little more desu

>ayurveda hospital
not a real doctor, pure pajeetscience

>He was the first guy to break her heart
>would definitely date him again

Christ i fucking hate women

>02. Never take more than 4 eggs per week

What the fuck mate

I think Jake and his sweaty palms are /ourguy/

>that guy that drinks cold lemon water

The whole thing was made up by the magazine dummy.

I'd be really interested in hearing the reasoning behind things like
> Often taking late night supper can increase the chance of stomach cancer
> Never eat fruits after meal. Fruits should be eaten before meals
> Don't eat tomato with empty stomach
> Do not eat toast bread when it is hot from oven or toaster
> Drink 10 glasses of water a day to prevent bladder cancer
> Eat less oily food. It takes 5-7 hrs to digest them, makes you feel tired
> Six types of food that makes you happy: banana, grapefruit, spinach, pumpkin, peach.
> Cooked tomato has better healing properties than the raw tomato.
> Hot lemon water kills cancer cells
>The bitterness in hot lemon water is the best substance to kill cancer cells.
>Cold lemon water only has vitamin C, no cancer prevention.
Vitamin C is an antioxidant, one of the only three that work IN VIVO aka real life vs in vitro, aka just on molecules what the fuck pajeet

What the fuck is the obsession with >hot lemon water?

>Hot lemon water kills cancer cells
DOCTORS HATE HIM

>Six types of food that makes you happy: banana, grapefruit, spinach, pumpkin, peach.
More like 6 types of food that cover the most common micronutrient deficiencies.
Eating a baked potato and an avocado would be more efficient tho.

>Everyhing causes cancer
>Everything prevents cancer
>Lots of advices with 0 explontaion or justification.

How can people care about what some god-forsaken settlement's local Witch-Doctor says about eating healthy? Fucker probably thinks he is hot shit because he didn't die before 50 like all the other villagers?

jake made da bitch

>virginity taken away

>poo in loo in charge of shitty science

>Doctor
>Thinks five is six

>pooinloo doc

Only gonna listen to him if he's got tips on ideal pooing posture and or foods to make poos that will be the envy of the whole street.

idk about all of those but for the
> Never eat fruits after meal. Fruits should be eaten before meals
"This is because when fruit is eaten, the digestive process works very quickly and our body uses different enzymes to digest the fruit. The simple sugars contained in fruit need time to be completely absorbed by your body. When fruits are eaten alone, your stomach can more easily process all of the nutrients, fibre and the simple sugars contained in the fruit. This is the optimal 'proper way' to benefit from the fruit you eat. If you eat fruit close to a meal, especially right after a larger meal and combine with other foods, it's held in the stomach too long along with other foods and will rot and ferment in the gut. "

>"Taking" food
People who say this should be put down

> be 29 year-old Jake Gyllenhaal
> dating Taylor Swift
> 9 years older than this bitch
> take her virginity before her 21st birthday
> ruin it by not coming
> she's in the bathroom crying all night
> ruin Christmas too
> her birthday is in December
> mine too
> console myself while unwrapping my presents from my best friend Jake Gyllenhaal and watching Lethal Weapon
> still wanna be friends with Taylor so I call her and tell her to have a happy New Year
> she cries tears of happiness as I laugh before abruptly hanging up