what mode was He?
What mode was He?
God Mode
Beat me to it.
jew mode
dude was straight dyel as fuck, couldnt even hold his own bodyweight
fake it till you make it mode
After his resurrection he moved an impossibly heavy boulder away from the entrance/exit of his tomb.
I can't think of any other time he exhibited physical strength.
jesus was the first proponent of cross fit
Nordic Aryan mode
no wonder he died
...
He was a crossfitter
dead
Shit form.
>the image of god was long proportions with low bf%
hm
why would the christians worship a twink
strength of the mind and soul, not the body I guess.
make believe mode
>Jesus was a J*w
WRONG
manlets btfo
jesus was a girly-hipster of his time. thats why he cried like a bitch on the cross
False Mormon Jesus pls go
-lift
That's cesare borgia
Because it's a semetic religion and the jews have always, always hated their bodies and anything to do with "body worship". Back when the seleucids ruled over jewland the high priests got absolutely buttmad because the greeks didn't mutilate their peepees and worked out in the gymnasium and a lot of the jews wanted to get swole and grow back their foreskins. So then the maccabees slaughtered all of the traitor jews and a bunch of greek people and they celebrate it every year on hannukah
This sounds like bullshit but I'm going to choose to believe this.
can i larp w-with you g-guys??
Legend of the True Savior mode.