Rich Piana Conspiracy

Who else here thinks Rich faked his own death? There are a few strange things that bother me about the story.
>no pics of him in the hospital
>no pics of his body
>no info on his funeral
>no info where he is buried
>no pics of his grave
I need some closure and until I find it I have to think this might be a conspiracy.

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True. I haven't seen a single piece of visual evidence and usually when a famous person dies, there's pictures of them in the hospital or a funeral yet there's nothing other than people talking

dumb

the true juicy shit is whether or not his wife Kurt Cobained him
>married him solely for a green card and his money
>used his money to buy all sorts of plastic surgery
>he was having doubts about their relationship
>killed him before he could leave her ass with all his money intake

it's a viral marketing campaign for his latest supplement "knocked the fuck out"
rich-piana.com/en/knocked-the-fuck-out-sleep-aid

he's going to resurface this coming week with a big "GOOOOOOD FUCKIN MORNEEN GOD DAMN IT" and plug that shit hard

WHATEVER

IT

TAKES

sad kek

Chanel posted where he is supposedly buried on her instagram

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(((they)))) murdered him cause he knew too much.

he left sara ages ago you muppet, the marrage was annulled

he's buried in the Hollywood Hills, i m in L.A. so I'm thinking about visiting (yes I know no life kissless virgin) it just really hit me hard, I got into lifting because of him.

his ex gf has a pic of the site on her IG

Why would he fake his own death though?

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he was too big and didn' want to become part of the system

same reason tupac faked his death and went into hiding

Pour a scoop out for the big guy, and then another, and another , and another.

lets steal his body bros. possibly have sex with it?

your penis is asmalled

damn this is what finally made it real for me i almost cried. or at least i would have if i hadnt already left humanity behind.

yeah once you start kissing, it really makes you lose the childish urge to visit graves.

>pianoman realises how much of a god zyzz would have become if the fake his own death theory had been true
>sets out to achieve greatness and leave humanity behind
Yeah this is 100% believable desu

Is there a marker on the grave? I don't see anything

I know what i must do, I'll leave my 5% tank top on his grave and flowers. Fucking fuck rich why did you leave us :(

of course theres lies surrounding his death. he for sure wasn't snorting pre workout lol

Take pics for those of us too far away to visit please

I second this, wanna see it for myself but I live across the country

Sometimes the marker is installed a bit later when it's finished being made / engraved

he was exposing the (((supplement))) industry

Lol all the supplements are leeching out of his corpse and killing the surrounding grass

I can't even humor that because it's such a fucking idiotic notion

on my way tomorrow, pouring out 4 scoops BALL SHRINKAGE IS A GOOD THING

your brain is asmalled

*leaking

I'd do a quick visit if I was close. Someone should leave a from Veeky Forums card with flowers or something.