What do when normal people start talking about fitness with you?

>''what's a deadlift?''

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I just tell them I jerk off and take steroids and that I don't need to lift because the steroids give me muscles and gains.

reminder you'll never seen another family like that in 100 years

Tell me what an Asian guy must do to attain these women?

No amount of lifting or height gets me there.

not being a socially awkward dweeb and probably playing sports or something along those lines. so, being popular and likable in other words

Step one move to a state where girls this young are legal like ohio
Step two lie to them a lot about cool adventures and trips abroad youve nwver taken
Step three give them some wine and put your penis in their butts

There is nothing you can do, riceboy

Bro, unless you're AT LEAST an 8/10 Chang that looks more American than Asian, you're never gonna get a girl like that

You have to get really rich and buy one from Russia. Consider it a rental though, because once they get citizenship they'll divorce you and take half your shit.

Stop trying to dirty the nordic gene pool you fucking rice nigger.

Why the fuck is every fucking non-white obsessed with getting a white girl? Do you hate your own people and yourself so much that you want to breed out your identity? Stop being such fucking self hating losers and have some fucking pride in your features and identity you fucking subhumans.

>Implying you should look american to get a norwegian girl

Jesus Christ, the one on the right is good.

Move to Sweden

>Yeah I lift once every 2 weeks or so
And watch all the guys put their head down in shame.

>t. Elliot

>>''what's a deadlift?''
I explain what a deadlift is

>Stop trying to dirty the nordic gene pool you fucking rice nigger.
>Why the fuck is every fucking non-white obsessed with getting a white girl? Do you hate your own people and yourself so much that you want to breed out your identity? Stop being such fucking self hating losers and have some fucking pride in your features and identity you fucking subhumans.

have truer words ever been spoken?

Give up hope on ever getting a white woman. You probably can't even get an Asian woman at this point. Your best option is to go to Africa and marry a nigress.

>Asian

Oh boy, there is nothing u can do

It's when I lift one of you up in the middle of the night to act out my incestuous fantasies on your body in the basement

Hope Jews start a massive campaign to push the Asian man white woman pairing..

Only possible way

I just sit back and offer advice when I can, but ultimately realize they won't listen because I'm younger and simply have a "better metabolism" even though ive put on 30 or so lbs. of lean mass over the last 2 years.
My favorite is when they talk about wasting money on protein powder even though they don't do enough to warrant it's use and aren't even trying to gain muscle

tl;dr

my princess

look like this

is that her bf?

bodyguard, I think she is dating Travis Scott now

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fucking Chang

Woof, guess that makes sense. Her family is F U C K E D

the boyfriend of the one on the right is half vietnamese or some shit

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white people only play the push over game for like 20 years

Why? They will still exist. They will just be a minority

Why would that be easier?

>tfw no qt gf

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racemixing is degenerate, user.

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yes I do, it's the kind of family I see the most
What the fuck are you on about?

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Because it's actually possible to accomplish.

you're all fucking losers what is this thread

a qt thread, of course

CHANG THUNDERWANG

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

>I crave attention to the point where I must have a name on an anonymous image board to be special with the hope that maybe one day I'll have people know me I hope maybe

Kill yourself my dude

please go back to /plg/

depends who i'm talking to

normies i don't know very well:
>see guys doing them sometimes, don't know why, lifting that much weight can't be good for you

friends
>what do you want to know? not that i advise doing deathlifts, you will regret it in the long run

>normies i don't know very well:
>>see guys doing them sometimes, don't know why, lifting that much weight can't be good for you
g-guys can I please fit in... p-please :'(
asspie as fugg

Why would it be easier for him to accomplish dating in Africa?

>tfw when only looking at this picture makes you nervous

go for an Asian girl you silly gook

>''what's a deadlift?''
it's when you lift weight off the ground using your back

there, provided a good answer without resorting to autism

>Hey user looking good.
>Still working out?
Ya, 5 days a week
>Oh yeah? Making progress
For sure, maxed last friday, was pretty pleased.
>Nice, what did you get?
1080 total, not bad, was aiming for 1100 but it is what it is.
>damn, no way would I be anywhere near that.
Ya, not where I want to be, but day at a time.
>I mean I had a 1300 total in highschool but I haven't lifted in a white.
MFW

Be a refugee

Who don't we annex Norway? Seriously.

>>I mean I had a 1300 total in highschool but I haven't lifted in a white.
oh cool, got any pictures or trophies i could see?

THIS.
FUCK OFF WE'RE SORRY U ALL HATE YOURSELVES

No. Everyone is obsessed with white girls. But white girls are too retarded to think about the consequences of fucking other races

Just imagine how many dicks these three will collectively ingest during their lifetimes. If I was their father, I'd fucking kill myself.

Honestly its just supply and demand theres more white girls then anything else out there enough for all races as long as white dudes continue going for non white women

t. 12 year old faggot

you want your daughter to be ugly?

Just not hot enough to be a whore

Isn't this what religion is for?

>using your back
Hmm what did he mean by this

What's her instagram you fucking liar
>10/10 ubermensch wanting anything to do with a half breed
>im lafin

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This has to be low quality bait

LOL

Holy shit that guy looks exactly like shia lebouf
>also
>not her bf

Get really muscular, lean, and have a trendy Asian haircut. Maybe some tattoos. You're gonna have to overcompensate hard

>implying I havent seen that image a thousand times across different boards

what are you saying, that's not her guy?

I usually try to change the topic or respond too vaguely for them to keep that topic alive. It's just too frustrating and annoying to deal with the stupidity of lazy normies.

>"So, what exercises do you do?"
>"Well, for example basic stuffs like squats..."
>"SQUATS? Hellnaw, you'll get so much muscle on your legs you won't even be able to walk anymore!"
>feel the need to crush their skull with my thighs rising in me
>"Eh... not really, but whatever."

where you live? i'm moving there
don't worry im white too i promise

Lol, jews will never allow a white minority to survive.

i think they are all contractually obligated to date blacks at the moment

Jokes on you, I'm black and I've been obsessed with asians since the first time I saw one at like age 7. I hadn't even seen anime yet.

What even causes yellow, white or black fever anyway? shit doesn't make sense.

what is the source of this?

>stop being self hating and have pride
>subhumans

oh uhhh

>he doesn't know
is this your first day here, friend?

he means stick to your own and fuck off from other ethnicities

Chinese don't want their shit mixed, neither do Nordics.

just gib it pls

>asian-american women
>wanting asian men

>"SQUATS? Hellnaw, you'll get so much muscle on your legs you won't even be able to walk anymore!"
do normies really believe this?

>What even causes yellow, white or black fever anyway?

Self hatred.

ok faggot matholck.blogg.no
that pic is ancient btw

Religion makes it worse. The only really slutty girls I've fucked have been from devout catholic families

Nah, its not the same girl. You are confusing her with another girl.

Did I say asian american you fucking retard?

But you germanics just want to mix with Asian girls

nope, but chinese people live in america and that's the only thing relevant to me and where most problems of interracial relationships form. were you calling me fucking retard as a joke or are you just especially stupid? i didnt even say you said that anyways so uhhhhh you're barking at yourself

lmao for real.

If you have even the smallest hint of a non western accent, you're fucked. You'll have to look, act and sound American, and just forget it if you're not a light skinned asian or have those weirdly stretched out Mongol eyes.

Bottom barrel scrap guys who wouldn't have a chance in the world at getting a woman otherwise do

What's the matter with you? Don't worry, if you do ever manage to get a girl pregnant, neither you nor her will be hot enough to have attractive children.

>>''what's a deadlift?''
Dead weight means weight that's laying on the ground, it's not in motion. So you pick up the dead weight and you lift it up. That's a deadlift.

I don't think that's it but I could see how you think that.