Veeky Forums fantasies

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>Veeky Forums fantasies
having a gf

>I wake up and run my hands through my hair
>It's as thick and full as it was in highschool

would have been better if you also showed social, moral and ethical gains by talking to her and being nice and being above throwing it in her face instead, but fantasy is fantasy... maybe keep this in mind if it ever comes true

detele this

>jerk off to some big ass sloots porn
>about to cum
>instead of cum I shoot out the pornstar I am fapping to
>she is dressed as a genie and says that she grants me 20cm I can spread on my body
>tfw 2m with 20cm dick 18cm girth, and 10cm wrists, and ankles
>receive lifelong 2000mg a week natty test boost
>ascend to Übermensch mode
>Pornstar starts mirin hard
>calls over her pornstar girlfriends
>all are STD free
>they stay at my place for their rest of their lives to worhsip me and my big dick
>go to gym and hit squat, deadlift, bench, and OHP world records while everyone in the gym is mirin hard
>come home to delicious healthy gains inducing dinner cooked by my personal porn whores
>smoke a fat joint, only get the positive effects because of high natty test levels
>have dinner while getting my dick sucked by my pornstar horde
>hit the club with my whores
>all the people are proud of me, want to be my friends
>I acknowledge them before popping my pingas and dancing the night away

>fit fantasies
Marie is real

>never have to take time off for recovery
>never get injured
I just want to keep lifting man

>fit fantasies
actually being Veeky Forums

Not worth it if she has hooked up with someone else

holy shit you are a gigantic faggot

why did i read the whole thing

why did you type it

why

>be happy

>finally get that fucking job I want
>move to the big city
>save up money, lift, work on my tinder game
>finally be independent
I'm simple.

Be with her again

too close to home
delet

STOP

This is what society can do to a man

>find a purpose
I'll give it another five years but then im done

...

Become a swole leader of the post apocalyptic world.
the literal embodiment of "speak softly but carry a big stick"

Same...
>Live in different countries
>Still counting down to the day where I can travel back to her country to see her

All my Veeky Forums fantasies involve femdom exhibitionistic/objectification style sex and pony play.

My gf said she could make em happen for me though which is kind of exciting.

i just want to be that guy that everybody else wants to be.
handsome,great body,well dressed,nice haircut.
i want to be kind,loyal,funny,smart and have lots of friends.
also fully redpilled,i want to have sluts begging for my dick,treat them like shit and cheat on them and still have them text me asking to try again or hook up.
yeah i want to be that guy. working on it.

Intergalactic post-scarcity utopia.
Star trek with more battles.

Turning up the gravity under the bar instead of loading up plates, zero gravity lazer tag and sex. everyone's hyper competent because they're only working if they want to. Food replicators that can make you a chocolate syrup drenched banana split with the amino acid profile of a kobe steak.

Like your kid's doctor could easily just sit around and do nothing but instead he's working because he fucking loves this shit. You know he's going to put in 120% for your child, this is his bliss. Same with your barista and ship pilot.

I'm aware that most people would do nothing so I guess include natural human ambition instead of sloth into this fantasy.

Occasional interactions with hyperviolent tribalist alien species that we tend to obliterate but they provide enough challenge/ obstacles that we don't feel like we have no challenges in life.

>after years of lifting I've come really close to reaching 2/3/4/5
>just need to get that 2pl8 OHP in...
>finally one day I manage decide it's time
>get in position for my lift
>huge inhale
>clean the raw 100kg up to my chest
>this is it
>images of past oneitis and bullies flash in front of my eyes
>get angry as fuck and lift the bar up with all my might
>suddenly the lights start flashing and balloons come down from the ceiling
>drop the bar back to the floor thinking WTF
>people start applauding and patting me on the back
>one huge guy comes over and says: "I knew you could do it user!"
>gym receptionist comes over and gives me a special card that says "VIP MEMBER, NO TIPS REQUIRED"
>I can't believe my eyes as a group of cardio bunnies come up to me
>one of them, cute face, ponytail and freckles kisses me on the cheek and whispers: "you get to choose any one of us as your GF!"
>end up choosing a shy brunette with the perky tits and firm butt
>she gets super flushed and tells me she didn't think I would choose her
>everyone keeps applauding and whistling as we walk out of the gym hand in hand
>about to walk to my car and drive home together to enjoy the rest of my life as a happy user
>in my excitement I don't look as I cross the road
>I hear a truck horn and look to my right, but it's too late
>white flash
>wake up
>realise it was a dream
>I'm a 28 year old kissless virgin
>I havent even reached 1/2/3/4 yet
>it's 6:30AM
>have to get up in 1 hour

kek

Keep lifting man. The rewards don't come quite as literally but they do exist.

Also you could wake up earlier, the eight hours per night thing is a myth. It's much more essential to follow the same sleep schedule every day. Even on the weekends.

Nigger, don't crush my dreams

Unironically wake up and be white. I fucking hate being a hapa it starts to mess with you after a bit. I know it doesn't really matter but damn it fucks with you.

>Meet nice girl
>Get married
>Buy house
>Have kids
>Stay in shape

Wait that's not a fantasy, that's my life!

Seriously faggots, just get your head out of your ass, most things you describe as fantasies are very achievable if you really apply yourself. Stop feeling sorry, stop blaming others, get out and enjoy life.

Post body

>Bump into high schools friends who looked down on me for being a dyel manlet.
>grew 5 inches and got fit since then
A man can dream

is that you in the picture?

C-can someone like me make it still?

I thought for a long time that what I wanted in life was to achieve something very high in this field and to never give up. I did just that and I stopped hanging out with people and ended up focusing on studying and learning either at work or at home. Eventually things went south and I was being promoted and had to train other people and teach them my skills, that's kind of where I learned that other people who work with me don't really know shit and they don't put in the amount of effort as me. I stopped studying since I was always alone and always studying or working on something from work, I completely gave up on studying for certifications 3 months ago and have spent every day playing video games. Truth be told, I have no friends and this work/life is really painful on the mind since you can be really good at what you do and one day you figure out that other people actually socialize outside of work and you're the guy who never gets invited anywhere.

These days, I want to start studying again and end up getting promoted in the next few months, but for what reason? To climb the ladder again, and to make more??

For what reason? I'm single and alone, the other guys are married and spend their time working or sitting at home with their wife

I have nothing anymore, except this career and I used to be so busy and happy I didn't care about being alone. But now, I can only see myself being alone and miserable at this job forever

why did this boring post become a pasta? I don't get it.

>pasta

Implying it isn't some guy who is going through some shit in life and doesn't know how to change direction and start living a normal life

>But muhhh, wealth and career success is all you need
>Not when you've achieved what you wanted and you see the only difference is you have money and nice shit

I've read the exact same post three times this month, you tool.

Sorry bro

I'm just some guy losing grips with life and reality, this month has been kind of hard on me. I'm alone and miserable, might buy a brand new car or something and get over these feels.....

stop shitposting. you're not funny.

>Give me advice on life and I will follow it from now on

Give me some wisdom. I'm all out of my own wisdom and these days things are getting harder...

>By complete accident and by no personal effort on my part, come in contact with intelligent, sane, rational single woman in her late 20's who lives alone with a dog and likes to read and paint in her free time
>Make an exception and ask her out
>Open up to her and tell her of my troubled past, that I'm anhedonic and don't feel much emotion anymore, and that I'm very inexperienced in relationships
>She finds me interesting and attractive and asks to date me on a regular basis to see what happens, on the condition that I don't ever fake my social reactions when I'm with her like I do with everyone else
>We have satisfying sex and find we're very sexually compatible
>Afterwards she cuddles in my arms and I watch her fall asleep, soft and vulnerable
>Over the course of several weeks I realize my problem all along was social isolation, the long-term medication was unnecessary, and that I'm falling in love with this woman
>I'm actually experiencing real positive emotion for the first time in a decade to someone else
>I start thinking of myself as a person again
>She loves me back
>Someone actually finds me worthy of romantic love

This IS a fantasy, after all.

>t. 33 KHV who will die alone and miserable, likely within the next 4-5 years

At least I'll die with a good looking body.

>get fit
>have a milf throw herself at me and insist I go back to her place for fucc
>she showers me with gifts and attention while I just provide dick on the reg

how do i achieve this mode boys

Fantasies huh?

>wake up next to someone I love

Haha never gonna happe

>fit fantasies

Just go outside faggot

>get fit
>ex gf becomes fat
>wake up from dream
>still fit since actually liftan
>dream reminds me to check up on ex, havent checked her fb in a year
>she actually got fat and has doublechin, from a regular petite frame
Thank you gainz fairy, remember Veeky Forums to put some protonpowder under your pillow and your natty dreams will come tru

>Get fit
>Go back to home country
>Meet my ex after several years
>Both matured since we last met
>Impressed by my Veeky Forumsness
>She's still as thicc and sweet/smart as the first time we met
>Go to dinner
>Become enchanted by her personality again
>Live out the rest of my days with the only person i've come to love.

...

>Get Veeky Forums
>Become reasonably successful
>Meet nice, qt brunette
>Have family

That's it, that's my fantasy. Right now it seems about as achievable as becoming an astronaut. Can't give up now though, right? Let's find out.

I never knew I wanted this until now

Show bob and vagene

>someone actively goes out of their way to try to talk and meet up with me

>wake up
>look in mirror
>smile

...

I read this top to bottom. Dude I don't think you are old enough for this site, or the internet.

>I finally bulk to a satisfactory level.
>Cut.
>My fencing game gets on point, I reach A level.
>I finally forge my rapier feeling confident i can use it.
>My footwork gets great i can aplly it to boxing in a pinch.
>I am become DEATH
>???
>profit

Help with groceries x failure.

>Be Veeky Forums me
>move to a college campus with my skelly friend
>We hang, play vidya, all that good bro stuff
>He asks how I got so buff
>We start talking
>"Heh, yeah I don't think I could ever make it"
>Make promise to him that I will make sure that he makes it
>We go for a run the next morning, lifting in the afternoon
>He's dying but he's having fun
>Months pass
>He's getting sick gains
>Decide to be each other's wingmen
>Find two qt3.14's that we both marry
>Graduate
>Get a good job at same company
>Move to nice neighborhood
>They come over to our place or we go over there every day
>Our kids are best friends and swim in one of our pools daily
>Cookout every Sunday Evening
>He's turned into an aging beefcake, just like me
>Still go to the gym whenever we can
>Bros for life.

>ITT: non-fantasy fiction

You guys are disappointing. Here's mine:
>wake up one day with lucid-dreaming level reality bending powers
I win. Where's my internets?

Great point, thank you elliot

>come home to a cute obedient soul mate who is intelligent enough to be interested in my work and lifts with me for at least like twice every month and has a set of 9 nice and fluffy tails

Damn i seriously didn't know how much I wanted this until I wrote it.

> sane, rational single woman in her late 20's
let's say a woman like this exists, why go for late 20 even in your fantasy? This is like ~10 or so years past the prime, also already taken dozens of cocks
If your dreams can't come true anyway you can dream big at least

not sure if you've taken the bait or this is just advanced counter-bait

>get Veeky Forums
>get short qt3.14 gf who shares my hobbies and genuinely, sincerely loves me with all her heart
>get married, have kids, grow old to sit on the porch and watch the sunset together, hand in hand

I just want to be somebody's knight in shining armour.

>be immune to injury
>be able to lift 1/2/3/4 with perfect form
>Weight is down to 165

A man can dream.

>I get high as fuck sometimes
>I look in the mirror
>I tell myself, I love you man, you will get it together eventually
>You will make it, this is just a step of life and you are dealing with it at a later point than other people
>I love you man
>Than I smile at myself in the mirror, and turn on some music while thinking about life

You cant do anything about happyness but sadness is a choice sempai be strong

Do you want an actual dream? I dreamt yesterday that I was alone in the gym and I was going to row, but I kept fucking up picking up the weights and just kept diddlying them instead and I was trapped in a loop of not being able to row. It really stressed me out

>she texts me
>I just realised I'm in love with you user-kun
>we get high together

have you earned it, or are you nasty like the rest of /ft/?

I'm getting there. Still on the higher end of skinnyfat, but better than when I started.

[spoiler]I could really use some reassurance I stand a chance[/spoiler]

Even though it was a joke I was smiling and shit and then felt crushed at the end. Good writing user

feels

you do , just wait a bit and she will come along eventually. It is a good feeling, you just never run out of things to talk about and she loves staring at you.
t. someone who has been in love before.

What music

have friends

We all have been, user. Thank you for your kind words. Seems like you've had more success on that front than I.

delete

Reality
>hit cut goal
>look good
>realize can't start eating up again as plan trip down under won't leave enough time to cut again
>mfw

Thanks user, another thing I'll never have

>mankind goes to space
>guns don't work in space
>it's all futuristic sci-fi melee action and bows and shit
>and horses
>i somehow learn how to ride a horse
>lead a cavalry charge of 10,000 space knights into glorious combat again the vile xeno
>become immortal
>lift and engage in glorious combat for eternity

boys we're talking about fantasies, get creative

>against*

>be able to take my shirt off and jump up and down and not jiggle like a piece of jello
>that's literally it

youtube.com/watch?v=po5B_elq7p8

>get Isekai'ed into an anime as a qt gril

>Gain 5lbs to start
>Get my dream job in nuclear weapons research
>Help keep USA safe
>spend years working on secret projects that will never see the light of day

I'll probably die alone though

You're gonna make it man. You can't lift away autism though, you might want to start working on getting comfortable around women.

Well I do that now, fatty
I bet you wish you were skeletor mode like me h-haha