Everything is closed here because of hurricanes including gyms

>everything is closed here because of hurricanes including gyms

Are hurricanes literally the biggest gains thief?

>living on any coast
You knew the risks

Do some overhead squats on the beach against the wind and train your stabilizers

>not using the wind for resistance training
Never gonna make it, desu

No
Equifax data breaches are user

>not lofting heavy enough to be able to kick the storms face in

you are about to get fuck, boy

im in florida right now with the same problem

you guys know the best lifts I can do with pic related to pass the time?

>home gym master race reporting in
>getting gains while your getting smaller
>join the master race
>why rely on others for your gains
>be self sufficient.

>Hurricane Katrina destroys hometown
>Only one gym survived the storm and it's the worst one.

Power is out bros, time to hurricane bulk by eating everything in my fridge. Already ate 6 eggs for breakfast, only 18 left. Gonna make shakes now with my 3/4 gallon of milk.

Strict overhead press one per hand.

That's gonna be difficult to stabalize.

>Get a 3x5 American flag
>attach it to steel pole
>run around ass naked during the storm flailing around with the heavy pole and flag with raining blood blasting in the background
>instant hurrigains

If I rest one of those on each shoulder,will that make for a good squat ?

I've been doing body weight shit to get my fix.

This.Or even better hold up a shirt like a sail to provide even more resistance.

>skipping workouts literally just because of some fucking air spinning faster than normal
Not gonna make it

>gym is closed
>trees get knocked down everywhere
>go help people clean up trees
>they think I am being a good neighbor
>actually only doing it for the gains
The fools, they will never suspect a thing

Can I get a rundown if this will affect someone who has never used Equifax?

Equifax is one the 3 largest credit report agencies.
Even if you never owned a credit card, it doesn't matter. If you've owned/leased a car, work, collect neet bucks, owned/rented real estate, took out any kind of loan, have a bank account etc.
Equifax has your info with or without your consent.
This entails your name, address, SS#, birthday, work information, banking information etc.

This is horrible and a gross level of negligence on equifaxs behalf. Of course, when the head of your cyber security is a woman with a music degree what would one expect.
Here's a thread i made on /pol/ pertaining to the subject. Of course since it's not interracial, trap or race bait thread it's barely surviving.

Fuck. Forget about my physical gains, my financial gains might be fucked