Holy shit, just realized that squatting is literally the gayest excercise there is
>going up and down on someones imaginary shaft
>literally weighting it so that you can do it for longer and longer
Fuck this never doing them again, going back to bench and arms ONLY
>the only time human beings need to lower their hips is for taking dick.
Projecting much faggit ?
>going up and down on someones imaginary shaft
nobody else put that idea in your head except you. come out of the closet, bitch boy. it's okay.
>going up and down on someones imaginary shaft
not gay: i only imagine a woman with a strapon or qt trap
>Being so insecure in your seuxality that you manage to relate a barbell exercise to the act of another man fucking you in the ass
>no doing leg press only to push attempted rapists away
Weighting it wouldn't do anything for your aerobic endurance while bouncing on dick. In order to accomplish this you'd need to do something more along the lines of low-weight reps for 20-30 min straight, daily.
Only then could your muscles adequately adjust to the demands of dick-riding.
All exercises are gay.
>deadlifting your gay lover's ads to your cock
>pull ups to bring your face closer to your gay lover's dick
>hammer curls to jack off your gay lover
> bench press to push away women (because you are gay and like men)
Just deal with it. Are you going to let something so small as becoming gay keep you from getting Veeky Forums?
(((You)))
>not gay
>qt trap
>not doing leg press only to wrap around and pull him in deeper.
I'm literally gay but you're fucking gay, OP
GUESS I CANT DO SQUATS ANYMORE. THX OP.
>letting trap bang you, instead of banging trap
I hate to break it to you, you are a huge faggot.
What's the appeal of getting fucked in the ass anyway? When I have tried putting things in there it just feels like I'm having a shit
Kek
It feels nice with a dildo
Is it bad that my knees crack when squatting?
you can imagine your doing a pile driver
kek
Waiting for someone to post the webm of that gay skeleton squatting.
It's okay, OP, I had a good laugh at this. Sorry the rest of Veeky Forums are all humorless homophobes
Warm up better. Might also be your form, don't squat with the weight on your knees.
You are right, and this is why my legs routine is glute bridges + barbell hip thrusts. The only manly exercises in the gym.
>going up and down thrusting an imaginary girls ass or pussy
>weighting it so you can do it for longer.
It strengthens your pelvic muscles, making you last longer in sex.
(Obviously, you could imagine it being a trap instead of a girl, it's actually the same).
>imaginary shaft
There's no such imagery ever in squatting you turbofag.
Your masculinity is so fragile that you need to self confirm your sexuality by "masculine" activities?
Pathetic beta.
Damn what a way to waste like 10 mins reading that worthless shit
I thought they were pretty gay when I was a kid. I guess I stopped worrying when I saw everyone else doing it