Tfw the fat black chick at work says you have really nice eyes

>tfw the fat black chick at work says you have really nice eyes
Am I making it yet, Veeky Forums?

You just made it man. Well done

T. Guy who loves black fattys

I mean its something, right.

How do you exercise your eyes user?

Ask her for head, user. Trust me, all black girls give head if she find you attractive and you ask

She was speaking in ebonics. You just smelt like purple drink.

>gym receptionist that i haven't seen since i first started lifting checks me in
>"wow user...you look so tall..."
>"look at you...so different...."
>can't make eye contact
>other male receptionist is like "go ahead man she's just being weird"
>walk through when i hear him talking to her like "what the fuck was that"
still DYEL. i just get mired for my face

It comes in waves.

This qt light skinned Mexican chick came into my work the other day and was 'mirin hardcore. I'm talking about the whole fuck me eyes and everything. Gotta start working on those charisma gainz on top of your routine as well before you miss the chance to reproduce with a tight bodied spaniard.

Yeah the random
>You have really nice eyes
thing just catches you off guard
>Getting blood drawn
>Compliments my eyes
>We are staring deeply at each other
>She's commenting on how it's a light brown that's really pretty
Didn't sperg too hard, but her sweetness gave me a stiffy

do I just ask for it directly? I have autism

What should he have said back, lads?

All the better to see you with, which is useful considering you're so fucking fat you don't fit in a normal field of vision

>Get a job as a box boy at my local "Hyper" market
>qt.314 cashier coworker compliments my dark
brown eyes while we're in the break room
>i say "it's not like they're pretty or anything, they're DARK brown. I really wish i had blue or green eyes"
>She giggles and says that only sluts like blue/green eye'd guys
> I say while joking "Pffffffft and you aren't one"
>Her eyes get teary and she screams at saying me that i'm an insensitive asshole

What the fuck did i do wrong? I was just kidding how can a person be this sensitive...

What color are her eyes? What if you said "thanks but I wish they were ~color of her eyes~. Wanna trade? *smirk*"

Your reply: and what kind do you like (with a retarded smug smirk)
t. 24yo

You're supposed to cup your balls when you smirk

You dodged a sensitive butterfly, stay away from them good going!

Build up a flirty conversation and make sure she is showing interest, making eye contact smiling and flirting back.

Then tell her you have a vanilla pudding pop for her. Be sure to say it in Bill Cosby's accent. She'll laugh and probably agree to in a joking manner. Keep up the flirt then tell her that she is "fun" and that you'd like to hang out some time.

Nab the number then invite her to your place. She will suck you like a Dyson.

lol I just realized I am more socially retarded than most 13 year olds. I'm 23 not 13.

user, that's an ez pz "console her then bang" situation

I love how this is mostly perfectly reasonable advice but your pick up line just had to be an offer of your vanilla pudding pop using a serial rapist's accent. never change fit lmao.

what color?

Ok but what do you do immediately after she steps through the door?

The illuminati framed bill cosby

I tried offering my vanilla pudding pop to a girl in class but she rejected me. Do you think it's cause I'm black?