How do i get this body without steroids?

how do i get this body without steroids?

The same way all people who want a good physique but don't want to take steroids

take steroids and say that you don't

you don't

How Lu got it was get hand-selected by the Chinese government to represent the country at an Olympic level, and how his every need and expense paid for whilst training every day for years and years.

If there was an easier way, he would have done that.

And he takes steroids.

This

Pull heavy weight off the floor every day for a long 5 year bulk, and cut down on the 6th year,

dont do this you'll turn into the hulk

you Suck Satan's Slippery Serpent and Swallow his Secret Sauce

Nonsense. The Romans didn't have steroids.

how fucking dumb are you

The roman didnt look like that either or are so stupid that you think a homosexual sculptors fantasy represented real life? Do you also think romans were 14 ft tall?

peach a perf!

Go to China and capture him. It will be hard to overpower him without steroids, look at how powerful his back is. But if you insist on staying natty, you may be able to lure him into some sort of trap.

>without steroids
Be 4ft tall

since when does Satan's serpent releases test?

How did they know what a ripped physique
looks like if they had never seen it ?

The average roman was also 5'5

How can you draw a dragon if you've never seen one

Do we have a Dragon sculpture up like a humanbeens physique? Didn't think so

if you want to live like a successful roman athlete good luck surviving your service time in the legion

offer to suck its dick

Shut the fuck up, Jim Bob Cooter.

>being this retarded

>not being that retarded

>being this gay

>being gayer

Romans lived in a time where people weren't dumbed down by media propaganda,women couldn't vote so there were no shit tier rules, men weren't shamed for """"toxic masculinity"""" and there wasn't estrogen in every fucking thing, and there were no plastic water bottles either.

why is nu/pol/ so easy to bait? like how the fuck would you think that post was serious

>nu-pol
I'm not a /pol/tard, and considering this board alohngside /b/,/pol/ and /v/ is the one with most newfag redditors, there's a good chance that that post was serious. I've been on here when you were sucking on your mommas teats boy

no, you are very clearly reddit. it's super obvious from the way you post.

and if we're measuring autism, I've been here since 2008.

The secret is to snort your pre-workout. This way you confuse the brain into thinking that you are on cocaine and outputs a lot more energy than caffeine on its own.
I usually do like 3 lines but you can do only one if you are inexperienced, but c'mon.

They had lead in their plumbing and had the first example of free welfare in history in the form of handouts of bread and later other shit too. Do you think every Roman was a Chaddeus who goes to the liftorium 6 days per week after military drills? By the time of Augustus, i.e. first century AD, the Roman army was 50% barbarian auxilia and oldfags were crying about how old Roman virtues were dying or dead and everyone was a wimpy weakling who had no will to contribute to the state. And it only went downhill from there.

Confuse the body by leaving it behind and deadlifting the heavenly gates

I've been here since when /g/ wasn't technology, but it doesn't matter, as you clearly are a fucking nigerfaggot, keep the reddit spacing in check. You fucking lying faggot

Roman and Greek statues regularly have false muscles, i.e. they weren't basing their sculpture off of reality but making it up.

>I've been here since
fag
reddit

Veeky Forums and reddit have practically the same userbase. Awkward 20 something year old white dudes

>how do i get the body of a world class lifter who follows a beyond strict, flavorless diet and lifts 3-4 hours a day.

How do I get this body of a literal world champion (elite of the elite) who also takes gear and has been training for 15 + years?
Do you realise just how stupid you sound?

Mirin that Google pixel, she must be a pretty great girl of she actually goes the length to chose that over an iPhone

>state sponsored athlete
Nuff said. Dude definitely roids with a team of state paid specialists monitoring his health 24/7.

Cadavers. They'd use bodies, sometimes skinned, to study anatomy and get a better understanding of muscles.

This.

Additionally the Chinese govt executes a member of his family if he misses a rep so he really gets that life-or-death motivation going.

Brain transplant

it's a metaphor my dude

kek