How do I bang MILFs?

He asked how to bang MILFs not Ms

>And I'm in an extremely liberal area.
all the kinky milfs are in swinger/sex clubs
they ain't fuckin wif online ads in shit

My friends call me "the milf hunter"

I'm 24, and I've banged more milfs than girls on my age..actually I've never banged any girl of my age.

I lost my virginity to a 46 years old woman, and after that, I've been with numerous 40-49 yo women.

Anyway, I usually meet those milfs on the bar.
Milfs like muscular guys who dress good. Also, try to be as mature as possible. They don't want someone acting like a fucking kid.
Also, most of them fuck younger guys, so they get the confirmation, that they still "got it".

Before banging a milf, I always tell her that I prefer older women, because I can get along with them very easier than the girls on my age, and that older women are much more attractive and mature in behavior.

Also one thing that helps, is if you've got your own place and your own job. They find it a turn off to fuck someone who lives with their mother (which mother is the same age as them)

Thats all the advice I can give you. Look Good, Dress good, and be mature as fuck.

this has nothing to do with fitness you fucking idiot. fuck off and kys.

reminder: DO NOT ENGAGE THESE RETARDS. SAGE, REPORT AND IGNORE.

Those are all leather-skinned and depressing and they all come with old as shit husbands want to watch/touch. Men are mostly swingers because they think its quid pro quo wife swapping with other men. It's a baby-boomer thing in my opinion.

You see my dilemma?

We're gonna hit on older women at bars this weekend and see how it goes.

God dammit, fitness is inherently related to banging milfs.

>.actually I've never banged any girl of my age.
made me kek so hard

Did u get just get fired?

make sure you do HIIT and lift 3-4 times a week for maximum effort. But your best bet to find a MILF is at some lowkey bar on a Thursday night

Oh. Then step 2.5: put her on a diet
Step 1 had to be a fat chick because attractive women are on birth control

>Pregnant woman
>Weightloss diet

Fuck that. She'll cut out some essential food group or something and the kid will come out fucky. That's a terrible thing to do just to bang a milf.

Nah your plan is garbage I'm sorry.

Good shit thanks user.

Of course the cute ones don't go out on weekends. How did I not think of this?

Sauce?

I've never seen a better example of benchandcurls.workout

>Step 1 had to be a fat chick because attractive women are on birth control
lel

are you trying to brag about banging nasty post wall women?

I mean the occasional girl over 30 is okay, but post wall women are mostly gross. 25 and under for me bud.

Well OP you gonna source this shit or what?

>shave head
>lose weight
>get lean muscle
>get tattoos

Enjoy swimming in trash milfs

easiest way is mw4m on craigslist. best care scenario some weirdo is going to be jacking off to you, worst case he will want to dp her

only if you ask nicely

>He's only ever had sloppy seconds

Veeky Forums - Health and Fitness

Will you please disclose the source material used in the pic in the OP?

>>/r/theredpill

I'd say a lot of luck is involved. I actually had a milf approach me from Okcupid because I had an interesting profile picture. We became a very nice friends with benefits for my final year of undergrad. She was into some REALLY nice fetishes and she even brought in a younger friend of hers for me to fuck in front of her. Just have hope, OP. I wasn't even that swole back then, and I'm also Asian so it was really surprising to have an older white woman interested in me like that. Anything can happen.

It's Renee from mompov

its from mompov just type that in pornhub and im sure you'll find it somewhere

op is a major faggot btw

so anyone know her name or what?

hey
hey
this is brue board

This guy is a hardcore virgin

Milf pussy is great when you just want to have a decent date/fuck buddy. They aren't clingy children and let you do your own thing because they have their own lIves. Getting together every other week when the kids are with their dad and just banging out a couple times after a bottle of wine. The rest of your time is yours for work/fit/hobbies. Honestly getting a decent laid back milf should be part of the sticky.

post pics of the milf

Ep number?

Her pictures are for me only, senpai

gay

i'm willing to trade butthole pics of a half-jap half-persian teen Wellesley student

What responses have you got?

Well just imagine a late 40s short stack Southern woman who says very, VERY derogatory things about minorities while ironically begging for Asian cock.

This. Probably the best lays I've had were banging my milf FWB all night, sleeping with her in her cabin out in the country and then waking up to a plateful of gains for breakfast and no expectation of sticking around afterwards and seeing each other the next weekend.

>guys always talking about banging "all night"
>meanwhile i barely last like 5 minutes my first time then i'm done for the night or at least for a few hours, then the second time is shitty and weak

why is my libido so shit. it's embarrassing

Bunch of weird older women who I have to push for pics.

When they send they're generally leathery or overweight.

I'm looking for a nice plump mom type who didn't spend decades in UVB light to maximize age spots and who isn't a fucking fatass.

We're gonna hit some bars on thursday and see if we can't find a businesswoman or something. Honestly maybe a hotel bar.

Yup, on the first page of results, thanks f a m s

Pretty sure we lost the "Health" part along time ago

I was believing you at first but now you sound like a r/Asianmasculinity larp.

Go back to Beijing

Stop watching porn and fapping, you are wasting your sexual energy

To be honest, I didn't cum more than 2 or 3 times. And one time I actually couldn't get it up after the first time. Just make sure your partner feels good and cums more times than you.

Understandable, my dude. It would be foolish to take something on the internet at face value. But if you're searching for a milf, I believe in you Veeky Forumsizen. Just persevere.

If an Asian can entice a Southern white milf, anyone can.

i did no-everything (except sex) for like months at a time and i still had that problem, along with just not being able to maintain an erection and cumming too quickly. i feel like i'm just broken

When??? I haven't been on since 2011/2012. Quality of advice being given has objectively improved.

This is Veeky Forums, nigger. Half the fucking people on this board don't even lift for fuck sake. This biggest fantasy of a non-White is to fornicate with a White woman, so it's no wonder they write fantasy posts on Veeky Forums. It 's like the incest sub reddit 99.9% of all posts are written by mentally deranged deviants who write fictional stories to get themselves off.

Shoot for 7/10s. You'll be lucky to find a 8/10 or better who's into younger men.

POF is the defacto place to pick up older women. Create a profile and lie about your age (it restricts who you can message by age group). Set it to 45 or so. Use a fake email, POF doesn't require verification even though they send one out.

Women with multiple kids and high stress careers are easy, less active and more carefree women are hard mode.

Here's the most important key - don't be upfront. Older women like to be wined and dined. They've seen enough dick in their day and dick pics on the get go are an instant rejection. Older women want to be lured in. You need to captivate their attention verbally and make them want to explore deeper.

This requires some damn good persuasion. You need to really pull the allegory strings and woo the living shit out of them.

Don't forget casual conversation. Women get very uninterested if the conversation craters around physically. You need to put just the right amount of touch on physical comments while keeping innocent conversation going. They know you just want sex, they just want to see you put effort in first (reread that part because it's really fucking important).

Use the same one liner opener on all of them, just change it up a bit to avoid the copy/paste filter. Here's an example?

"How tired are you of being told just how incredibly gorgeous your smile and eyes are? My insides are melting over you right now. There isn't a woman out there who comes close to half as gorgeous as you."

Spam that shit to as many women as you find attractive and wait for responses. It's up to you to play the game correctly when they respond.

I repeat this process once every few months and always snag a handful of milfs looking to get fucked. They always start out all innocent like they want a serious relationship, but once you break their security and woo them into oblivion, they all end up turning into sluts.

>. It would be foolish to take something on the internet at face value.
Generally most people on fit get laid but yours seems like a fantasy. Especially the "hates minorities but likes me" stuff. It's a common fantasy for guys.
>But if you're searching for a milf, I believe in you Veeky Forumsizen.
Lol no. Only teenagers want used goods.
>If an Asian can entice a Southern white milf, anyone can.
Wtf Don't let the memes get to you too much. Fit is mainly bullshit anyway.

he's pretty Veeky Forums

>This biggest fantasy of a non-White is to fornicate with a White woman,
Don't give me a (you ) if you're going to be so butthurt. Also lol no.