The gym alpha throws me on the floor, and open up his bag, taking out his muscle measuring tools...

The gym alpha throws me on the floor, and open up his bag, taking out his muscle measuring tools. I tell him "I don't need to be inspected, I got muscle".
He doesn't listen. He uses his muscle tools on me and after 10 minutes the results are in. Turns out I didn't meet the requierements for the gyms muscle to fat ratio standard. And thats how I got banned from the gym.

hilarious

>tfw my lanklet has been carried away by the wind two weeks ago
h-he will find his way home right?

"Hmmm... Yes... Interesting... Yes, very interesting...

Of course I'm listening, silly...

Lovely talking to you but oh! Look at the time! Gotta dash!"

This is probably what 99% of conversations with females is like for you! including your own mother.

Probably stuck on some branch. Ask 3-4 other manlets for help.

Good thread op

top kek, those threads are pathetic, we all know you want to be tall little boy, sadly you will never learn

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>projecting this hard
Can you link me the full transcript, plz?

HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

I'M A MANLET BUT MY HEART BRO

Jesus, I would just kill myself.

he must have snuck out of the pit. too bad the cops caught up to him before he made it far enough.

wew

One of the few times I'm genuinely grateful for being 5'9.

>mfw I finally got let out of the dicklet pit after 6 months of dick curls and had my first sip

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>backtothepit.webm

W0t

10/10

My fucking sides

I've never seen a lanklet thread get btfo so hard.

Flying away like Peter pan

fuck man I was training my lats and obliques. Now I´ve got no sides to train

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

Top kek

ultimate kek

cant stop watchin

The guy must be five foot on the dot.