Hitler clearly had an adult-sized penis, which is very obvious in some pictures...

Why are there no women in this picture???????

Why all men as far as the eye can see???????

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Increased blood flow to the genitals cause by ingestion of amphetamines? That’s my working hypothesis.

You have to be a special kind of stormfaggot to actively seek out hitler's bulge on pictures.

amphetamines cause shrinkage for their duration

It's almost refreshing to have you back, Hitlerdickposter.

Amphetamines are vasoconstrictors and cause shrinkage

>tfw hitlers diccu is bigger than yours
i wish it was inside me

they attribute things to him that they - consciously or subconsciously - find gross or disturbing, so they will call him a jew, asexual, homosexual, dicklet, etc.

But how can anyone NAZI that he had male genitalia??? Lol.

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The history books have lied to us. Hitler never suicided inside a bunker. He was hung.

Please not this shit again

Better than the poop threads.

This would have been me were I born about 100 years sooner!

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Instead this is how I look.

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Why was he pulling away from her?

Jesus

Why would he object to a kiss from any white or white-passing woman like me? Was he gay?

Can a woman be any sexier than me?

Such a pretty girl!

You and the "I was born in Israel" poster should be banned.

He was probably a closet case.

They're the same person unironically. A batshit insane Jew diaper shitting retard.

Why? Am I too sexy for this site?

I would NEVER shït in a diaper!!!!!!?

Never in a million years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shut the fuck up you tranny subhuman. You're the cancer of this board.

I have never pooped myself since I was a baby!

Prettiest girl ever!

The only thing ugly about me is my self inflicted scars that I wish I could undo.

I thought they were the same poster too. I said this to see if anyone els thought the same. Do you think the "no because Japs are 2m tall" poster is him too?

If I could magically erase every scar on my body I would be a beauty queen!

Why did he not want her to kiss him???

Why was he so selective about women if he only had one ball and was impotent?

Maybe he had a big dick.

Not even an adult sized penis would save one of the dullest regimes in the history of totalitarian states. Seriously, each piece of history surrounding the failed painter and his pals from the National Socialist German Workers' Party as they fight what they call the „international Jewry“ has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the monumental imagery, the regimes‘ only consistency has been it’s lack of excitement and ineffective use of it’s military, all to make anti-semitism seem tactically Jewish, to make it’s misinterpreted Nietzschean inspiration seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Hitler ordered the Night of the Long Knives: he made sure his regime would never be taken seriously by anyone besides the world’s most ignorant, moronic extremists. Just a ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his book.
The Third Reich might have been anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly anti-adventurous in it’s refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least their military was good though
„No!“ The Wehrmacht was dreadful, their campaigns ultimately a disaster. As I studied, I noticed that everytime they went to war, the Germans conducted one or another atrocity. I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that the Wehrmacht conducted an atrocity or conducted some form of „Jewish“ act, such as false-flag attacks. I stopped only after I marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The mind of a National Socialist is so governed by autistic fantasies of romantism that they have no other way of acting. Later I read a lavish, Holocaust-denying paper on Adolf Hitler by David Irving. He wrote something to the effect of, „If these kids are reading /pol/, they will go on to read David Irving.“ And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read /pol/, you are, in fact, trained to read David Irving.

Fuck mane, Hitler wuz hung an sheit.