Gains can't pleasure women, but a big dick can, why the fuck aren't you big where it really counts Veeky Forums?

gains can't pleasure women, but a big dick can, why the fuck aren't you big where it really counts Veeky Forums?

6" babydick tier
7" average
8" big
9" perfect

is it even bait at this point

Do people really believe that shit?
Mine 7.75"x6" and
1) length literally does not matter (mine is actually a bit too long for a lot of girls)
2) The "motion in the ocean" meme is not a meme. When watching porn (which is the only means of comparison I have) you can clearly see that regardless of the faking it's obvious some guys are just better. look at Memedingo (huge, girls look bored out of their minds) vs Markus Dupree (smallish, girls literally beg their agents to get them a scene with him). Just get better at fucking.
It's not even that hard. Having decent girth+stamina = happy grills.

Is 5.5" decent girth?

it's inbetween average (5") and perfect (6")
5.5" is good

No, it's extremely small

Half of the retarded shit that men do and buy wouldnt exist if they didnt believe it

triggered little bitch boys with embarrassingly small penises running MAJOR damage control.

real question is
why the fuck do you post this 24/7

erry single dey

Because this is one of the best ways to trigger insecure smallfags

7.25 x 5.1 reporting in

people
notice how common this size is 7 inches truly is the average size of the internet

hey does anybody have that webm from some anime movie where this dude turns into a vampire and becomes ottermode? the webm is of somoe chick feelings his abs. I would like it please

please respond

Yeah but don't forget it's my bone-pressed length

>insecure smallfags
>not projecting
lmao

Who cares the prostate is only 3 inches deep

>bone pressed
Do people actually measure like that?

Kizumonogatari?

Daily reminder