Post shirtless picture of me on bumble and tinder

This isn't a thread to share your last masturbation fantasy, mate.

Nobody cares about your feels until you post the selfie

She's only got one arm?

I got tinder last friday and I got 21 matches already and three of them I'm regularly talking to on snap and gonna meet. And I'm not even below 20 bodyfat%.

mate shes missing an arm

it is, thats why im schooling you faggot

I guess they let you out to lunch.

Do the world a favor and use that free time to kys.

You must be dyel if you're only getting likes from fat/ugly women.

Are you retarded?

I manage to get the occasional qt, but I always fuck up the convo. What is the point of being a meat Titan who can bench 4 plates if it doesn't compensate for autism?

Same. Had a Brazilian brunette message me for some bit.

She stopped messaging me. :/

kek

That's nothing. I had a slutty chick message me basically asking for dick. Still managed to fuck it up.

Now I've got this 8/10 italian qt, we're supposed to go out on a date, and I just know I'll shit the bed on this one too.

Are you using tinder or bumble? For my area, tinder is full of black women and bumble is full of white women and latinas.

Haha I'm talking to 2 asian chicks that are intrested but I'm pretty sure when we meet up I'll spill my spaggetios and I'll have no potential gfs.

Not easy going from being a Veeky Forums hermit to reality.

How is anal? Never have, have legit 8x6 and every girl I've been with says hell no.

Can I make a profile with only one picture?

Wont get many matches then senpai, atleast 3 pictures and first should show face

It's happening!

lmaoo

Yeah I have a good face picture where I hold a cute animal, but I have no other pictures. I don't have any good ideas to stage some and I don't have someone to hold the camera/a tripod.

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Post ur lead pic on tinder

Thats a bot lol

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No way bots exist on tinder
Technology is not evil enough for that

Its like a tight ring(her sfincter) around the part where your cock enters her with a lot more space deeper so the head of your dick doesn't get stimulated that much unless you pull out almost completely on each thrust.
The idea is hot somehow, esp if the girl is squirming a bit but objectively a vagina feels better imo

My bad..girls and bots sound the same
Gratz bro hitand quit that

>I'd be happy to oblige
>to oblige

M'lady

*tip*

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>trying to make fun of a guy who is gonna be balls deep in a pussy soon

Tinder. Bumble isn't allowed in my country for some reason.

i get more matches with one picture

>only women to like me are ugly as fuck, fat, and/or black
Just have sex with the fatties and blackies then op problem solved mate.

Bumble is the one where females message first right?
>Do you live in Saudi Arabia

imagine being this naive

Pictures op?

What happens when somebody you know sees you on Tinder
Does that happen or does Tinder look at your FB and avoid all those people

What happens if you say you're a boy interested in other boys and suddenly you see someone you know or they see you back

How do you guys even take such a risk

>What happens if you say you're a boy interested in other boys and suddenly you see someone you know or they see you back

Well that means you invoke the secret gay magical contract and you have to have sex with his butt.

I think this might be the rare case where it's reasonable to tell you to go kys.

I see people on tinder and bumble who I went to uni with.

I swipe left every time.

top zozzle

You see each other if fb friends.
But if u say u are male and seeking male only guys with thay setting will see. So girls or straight guys wont see your profile. But if some gay u know see u and its not common knowledge hes screenshotting it

lol
>not realizing that's spam

Bullshit, I got over 500 matches with a single pic where I was wearing fucking sunglasses.

Be honest, how fat/ugly are you and why would you use a shirtless pic in the first place when you're a fat fuck?

post pic

I haven't got either apps is liking someone different from matching with them?

I think this twat is missing an arm

That's why she was so easy.

Nobody wants to fuck one armed wendy.

Words of truth.

Oh they def exist.

>"schooling"
>2017
i thought u were already dead, grandpa

>identity theft and credit fraud continuously increasing.
>no catfishes on social apps.
The world is a terrible place because of idiots like you.

>dating apps

if only there was a direction you could swipe to avoid fatties

>shitimbald
Every fucking time.

Would unironically plow either of those. Yes, my standards are that low.

>swiping
>okcupid

someone screencap this and op stop being a fag post the shirtless picture you put on tinder

Nope, eastern Europe.

Your shirtless photo probably sucks ass
I'm dyelmode but I got my friend to get a good picture of me at the beach shirtless and I noticed my matches went way up

this, it's actually pretty ridiculous how easily you get matches and pussy with a shirtless pic if you have anything resembling muscles and definition which makes me imagine how ugly op must be

Hahahaha demolished

what the fuck this is disgusting

XFINITY and VIRGINITY?

>21 matches in 2 weeks
i downloaded tinder and got 14 matches in my first swiping session.

u ugly or wut?

>MdmRae
that is a good name if she is meaning MDMA, as in she is a good time, but i would guess she actually thinks she is some sort of madame

>Always get +80% match with this people
what the fuck anons

This

Wew lad

BROOOOOOOOOO