Veeky Forums humor thread

Veeky Forums humor thread

If I wanted humor I'd ask for your one rep max

4plate deadlift

Hahahaha. You replied that quickly almost like you thought that was impressive,

dyel as fuck

If i asked your 1 rep max i'd wanted for your humour

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If i wanted to ask for your 1 rep max i'd just ask your mom

If I wanted your mom I'd ask her to ask my one rep max

>implying my mom is even cognizant of my 1rep max

If I wanted humor I'd just browse the catalog

If i wanted humour i'd look at your dick in the gym showers

If humour gym showers I wanted dick gym look.

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virgin reply
chad shitpost

I was a12 year old girl once to.... Oh wait no I wasn't. You're a weak bitch

>kill his pray at night
heheheh

>12 year old girl
>180kg deadlift

the record for 12 year old deadlift is 315lbs

This right here

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WTF did I just read. LoL

lol wasn't this a green text story once

That shit is why we need pol.

Iv always wanted to be like faggish until he lost his shit though.

I have a few more I am at work so posting on the DL

Sum muh

Catfish man
A very good read
A bit long

I think I'll try this.

Someone actually took the time to make this up

>Starred in "Blacked" at age of 9

oh muh guh

Brethren need not worry for I am endowed with the fittest of humour to share
The tail of the ghost puncher

I have some more epic green text just at work so bear with muh slow pace

A quickly while things are quite in the office

Hahah my boss is not even in the office
More green text

This should be adapted into a japanese anime

>[currentyear]
>not doing 5pl8 hammer curls

""humor""

I keked so yeah

>being this autistic

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am w8in 4 d sequels

am a manlet but laffin hard on this

oh boi bein so insecure
>not using the jokes to feel better
>not using the only wepon enemy(?) haz

>if you'll be my bodyguard I can suck your long black cock

what did chevy chase mean by this?

I literally started crying while laughing
My sides are in another multiverse complex
∞/10 worth reading

if humor rep for wanted I ask I'd one max

OC coming trough

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>is half brothers with dan
LOL

>look in the rearview mirror
>see humanity
>drive even faster
fuck man I'm at work

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kek

probably the hardest i've laughed at anything on this forum outside of fph

>catholitards

lmao manlet gains

Movie when?