C'mon user you must have SOME hobbies besides lifting

>o-oh and who do you think of when you masturbate?

eyebrow....browse the uh internet and uh other things

And the Gram.
Don't forget about Instagram.

Rock climbing, camping, and scuba diving.

Same, except no weed, no booze and change reality TV to bad YouTube.

Japanese incest porn

I've met very few women who have actual hobbies.

I write songs, actually! Not that their any good but I quite enjoy it. Wanna come back to mine and have sex now?

I'd like to spend the weekends on YouTube and Veeky Forums calling everyone niggers, fags and Jews and wait days for their response

I also listen to audiobooks

Take women like you out and pump and dump them. You stupid slut get up out of my business.

I spend hours meticulously organizing and masturbating to my ever-growing JAV collection.

BJJ
Video games
Comics books

Women like you should be publicly raped to death. Is it not enough for you whores that I lift and go to work?

same here breh, same here ;-;

This.
I've been with a lot of girls, Most of them were pretty lame and didn't have a lot of depth at least they didn't show it. The coolest one was into spirituality and reading self improvement and piano and small business but she was incompetent and slutty / a problem drinker. Nobody's perfect.

I'm not perfect either. We all have flaws. stop being hateful toward people, yeah there are some real vapid lame and shallow people with no depth at all but it's up to you to sort that out while dating.. Or, you could improve yourself to patrician level and then find a promising normie and enlighten them. Like attracts like usually.

This girl's pretty but I bet she'd be a total bitch.

>Oh, you really only make $70k a year?
>What college did you say you went to, again?
>Have you really never eaten at Yamashiro?
>I spent the night at Dave Franco's place once, but honestly, he's just a friend.
>Waiter, can we get the check please?
>I'm so sorry I have to leave, my bestie is flying to New York tomorrow for an Instagram photoshoot and I have to go pick up her pure-bred Pomeranian puppy

I'd rather die than sit through a date with a bitch like this

I autistically play magic the gathering and read books. Also I'm socially retarded and probably not capable of having a conversation with you. Why are you here?

What the fuck...

>Moby Dick ahead of The Illiad
>The Bible
>MacBeth and Julius Caesar not listed, but Hamlet is
>Catcher in the Rye even on the list
>Count of Monte Cristo behind Don Quixote
>Edgelord stoicism faggotry

/fitlit/ was a mistake

ive become obsessed with people watching. shut in my whole life, now i will take any excuse to go outside and try to read peoples personality and social mechanisms from their interactions and body language

Play video games and beat off while browsing your Instagram

Study medicine. I lost all motivation since i started lifting though and skip many classes. Should i give up?

I've met girls that say "well this one guy I
dated did this.."

Bitch I asked you what you liked not what other people you dated like. Literally their only hobby was dating.

I'm smooth as fuck in public unless I'm tripping you'll never get a read on me fucko

fuck off reality shows are the best. give me one good reason why you're not watching survivor right now

they're staged as hell

Shitposting

>I autistically play magic the gathering and read books. Also I'm socially retarded and probably not capable of having a conversation with you. Why are you here?

who hurt you

>cars
>vidya
>hiking
>guitar
>gardening
>cars
>racecars
>driving
>cars

Me too. Yet they expect to talk about something interesting on a date, but they can not come up with any topics.

And I don't want to talk about how other Stacies wore that slutty dress, and how TurboChad cheated on Stacy2 again, and how Celeb1 fucked over Celeb2.

i want to fuck this bitch

lmao this

I like to read Thomas Aquinas in my spare time

no you don't

>guitar
>singing

paint warhammer (dont play it)
play rugby
i spend too much time shitposting though

i read psychology, philosophy and have an interest in sociology and languages. i love to travel and go to the airport to take a random flight to anywhere at least twice a year.

i love music and am learning to play an instrument.

i also find really trashy television to be hilarious.

i love to drink wine

I hate videogames but when I am not lifting I do that.

I do PPL 6 days a week and it takes me like 3 hours

so I wake up like at 11am or so, I wait until 5pm playing vidya which I hate, then I do lifting and by the time that I took a shower and had dinner it's like 10pm so I play some vidya and youtube for couple more hours and sleep.

Rinse and repeat

I count 9 red flags, and a very successful date.

not fucking racemixing, that's for sure

None of you damn business, semen demon

and im not a particularly nice person

that's so fucking easy:

>ah sure I like reading a lot for example, lately i'm really into Clavell, his Asia saga is amazing
>i also do some boxing from time to time, not as much as I used to though, can't make that much time
>also like gaming with my mates
>and chilling while watching some series, Stranger Things, Westworld, Mad Men...

Makes it sound like i'm a normie, and most of it is true

Glad to see a dude with some hobbies, I hope more people on Veeky Forums were like this. I really started feeling like I was making it when I started doing more of these sports and shit.
Also I started making them with my friends because we were tired of going to bars every weekend and not having any new experiences so that made it way easier.
Right now I'm really getting into surf. I'd recommend it to everyone here.

Weekdays I play the guitar.
Weekends I go /out/, usually to beaches or some fresh water area. Here, check out these pics.

>tfw this is extremely comforting

My gains

Are you me?

that beach looks nice

holy shit you are like a fake tinder profile.
do you enjoy long walks on the beach too?

If you lose motivation for medicine than you better quit. The hours you have to put in are insane and you're gonna be miserable for the rest of your life if you try to stick with it just for some kind of prestige or big salary.

.t final year med student.

Discord?

Long walks on the beach are objectively nice

I can't compete with that!

That's not JAV though, that's Stoya. Come on, stay on topic kiddo.

I-I take showers a-and be myself.

as a guy with female coworkers, most of them have at least 2 of these hobbies:
>yoga
>dance
>travel
>running
>soccer
>reading
>volunteering
>hiking

but most of their time is spent going out with friends

Learning japanese, night walks, touhou, playing dota competitively at amateur level, warhammer 40k and anime and manga

Wouldn't list video games because I don't obsess over or buy anything other than those two. Would probably get into photography if I had money for a good camera, my father's an expert in this so I could learn from him.

>travel
you can't really consider this a hobbie can you?
I mean I have some friends who are talking about how much they love traveling all the time like it's something special, yet I've never met anyone who doesn't love to travel with their friends. I do it every time I can but I wouldn't really call it a hobby.
I think it makes them feel superior than the rest of us mortals, like they're some free soul and we don't get it, but literally everyone goes on some trip from time to time.

yeah "hobbies" as in "I go once a month" or "I read quotes from instagram"

I play video games and jerk off to jav

Computers and Gunpla

Hey I was like you for a long time then I started watching Football and it got better

What do you mean it got better? What I need is a job or something actually entertaining for the mornings

>That image

If ugly bitches approached me all the time I'd be flattered not write a hate article

I wish I had the power to noclip around town and spy on people.

Drawing chicks with huge bobs and as.

Do they actually run or simply say they do?

I pretend to be a slut swiping retards and never replying. i don't know why that's fun. it's really not but it's stress relieving.

like going on fight night champion, setting it to lowest difficulty, and pounding the shit out of them.

You're the man, it's your job to convince them why they should open their legs for you.

Not trying to be facetious, this is how it really works. They have the power of sexual selection and men are expendable as fuck. It's why the Chad meme exists.

Kek holy shit literally me when I was 14 playing Garry's Mod

I like to draw and I also do some martial arts. I've been thinking about starting 3-gun for ages but I don't have time nor funds for it right now.

cooking? baking? you have useless coworkers if they don't spend anytime in the kitchen.

Building furniture/woodcarving, I'm learning how to into electronics (basic shit, arduino boards and such), mostly because I started building a foam iron man suit and I want to eventually fiberglass it and wire lights other than the chest and hands.
I used to scuba but I just moved way up the east coast and I'm not sure where to go around here. Ditto for caving with the grotto back home.
Put a pause on freelance design to focus on my actual career in operations for a large print marketing firm, and to rediscover my creative spark by doing life drawings and studies more than logos and web pages.
Also reading.

>shopping, travel and netflix

...

this image is great. haven't been on a date since November last year because this was exactly how I felt each time a dude opened his mounth. and I'm supposed to act all interested. fk dt shd.

>Horses btfo

>as a guy with guy groupmates in college most of them have at least 2 of these hobbies.
>basketball
>football
>lifting
>cars
>tv shows
>video games

but most of their time is spent going out with friends

fucking retard that's pretty much every normie you cunt

I carve small wood garden goblins

>travel
Oh my god, I hate it when people start talking about their travel experiences. 9/10 it's some mediocre story that could've happened around the corner or just a "they're different than us, so funny" story.

>pretty much every guys says their hobby is cars
Why is everybody lying? Almost everybody who says this has no idea about cars to constitute calling it a hobby or not enough money and space to collect them. How the fuck is it a hobby then?

Is it possible to learn to play a sport when you're unathletic and in your early 20s?
Any sport, I just want friends.

I've got AIDS......
BEASTMAN AIDS!!!

I'm stealing this and saving for whenever someone will ask me if I can cook. I'm down for learning to carve them too.

lel, I've actually said that to a girl while hanging out in a friend's house. Good thing I'm the group's funny guy and I can get away with saying shit like that and not look like a creep.

Go to bed Josh

Got any pics?

Yea dude, volley ball is so easy and fun

oh, im so sorry. stay positive

golf
practicing guitar/bass
vidya
binge drinking