Become Vegan

>obtain hot vegan gf

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>become op
>still don't have a gf

hi Richard.

You mean wife

You mean boyfriend

>Hot

second wife kek

>Vegan
>Hot
>Gf

Das a duh, brah

Wow you don't look half bad for a vegan. What's your gf look like?

where to find vegan goddess like this

burning man

>hot
that bitch looks like someone's mediocre nephew

everyone post future vegan gf

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I'd lick her fruity mango pussy the way she licks the juices out of the fruit herself, anons. Then I would make sweet love to her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
I can only think of sex when I see that face. Am I sick?

I feel you brah, would literally eat fruity shit from her arsehole

user, are you a virgin? Everyone knows that cute girls are literally incapable of producing any poop at all

It must suck ass to have a vegan gf, all the meals she cooks will be low test soy bullshit food

>Lying on the internet
'The results of this meta-analysis suggest that neither soy foods nor isoflavone supplements alter measures of bioavailable T concentrations in men.'
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19524224

>tfw no vegan surfer gf

go ahead start drinking soymilk and enjoy your titties

Post one mechanistic study that proves soy consumption decreases free test in men

cant be done

are they in love because of both being vegan?
this is a legit question
it is like they have literally nothing in common other than their love for animals

That's not thicc, retardo.

No .... Please God No Gains from Veg man

both autistic. (no h8, vegan here)

That boy is too young for anyone on Veeky Forums to date

>Both autistic
>Both socially awkward
>Both vegan
>Both neets

I still remember the first video where Richard vlogged his whole trip, and him saying good bye with her, ending the video
>we are going to make love now guys

no shes only with vagina stains for a green card and they both resent each other like little insecure children

theyd probably have the mental fortitude to treat each other like adults if they ate meat

>vegan
please, their make up is probably made with dead animal fat among other random animal bits. if you date someone this stupid, you must be some next level stupid

they when OTT with the photoshop, especially the second pic with her ass/thighs, it looks misshappen and too blurry

I'd lie about being vegan to smash then eat a steak after cream pieing her slot with my massive load (I take zinc supplements)

Veganism is the ultimate degeneracy.

>veganism is degeneracy
would say kys but you already are

Yes. I am 20 years old and will die of cancer in 60 years :(

>tfw you'll never get to feed your chubby gf while gently massaging her brap pipes

I thought the argument was that soy increased estrogen, not decreased test

>hot vegan gf
>looks like soyboy hipster man
>having to deal with vegan farts
>not being able to go to restaurants where they "also prepare meat"
>being a weirdo that wants other people to join you in your misery
>BBQ & Porterhouses

Have you came out to your parents?

It's the same thing, isn't it?

Dudes girlfriend is fat and out of shape and vegan.

Let me guess, you think dietary fats make you fat

They did if you're over your tdee big boi