Finally got a gf

Ogar get help

sucks man, you should probably end it. Had that experience once and ending it was the best thing i could have done

This logic always brings it home to me.

Do I want to fuck a nice, warm, juicy vagina? Yes.

Do I want to interact with it / spend money on it the rest of the time, plus all the other (social, emotional) bullshit? No.

Sex robots when, please?

There's not a single man I know who doesn't hate having a girlfriend.

Because it sucks, girls are shit partners, you just get used to it or give up on being happy and just focus on make her happy.

The least thing you can do is find someone who is at least pleasant to look at, that way you can always think "it´s not that bad..."

just fuck prosties as pathetic as it sounds
or if you dont want to spend money, go tinder

>not fucking girls on rotation
>having any commitments of any sort to girls past fucing

I THOUGHT THIS WAS Veeky Forums NOT /FAG/

Again, effort. I have to "go out", as in leave my cozy basement.

Screw that, I just want to order a sexytime robo from the internet.

>Posts Veeky Forums meme
When do they learn?

>3,500

>tfw gf won't let you nut in her anymore because she's not on birth control
Does she even love me anymore brahs?

37yo here.

>fantasy GF

you cuddle, fuck, go out, she's a friend you can trust, chill and relax with, your conversations are interesting and you all compliment each other. your lives apart are your own and don't clash with your life together. seeing her is a happy moment every time and you look forward to your moments together. you are masculine, she is feminine and you both appreciate that.

>reality

she has 43 guys telling her she's a 10 out of 10 on social media every day, she complains when you act like a man and stand your ground and ALSO complains when you're too tired to argue and just keeps quiet. she text too much and says you don't love her. she also hates when you deveop feelings. she likes being fucked except when she is in a random day where her hormones are acting up (no, you won't be able to plan with her cycle at all). she has no reason to put any effort on the relationship because social media has 43 free extra dicks waiting. she won't be as feminine as you want because it's 2017. if she can cook, she will dress like a dude. if she dresses like a cute girl, she will curse and be loud. if she's respectful she will be frigid... there is always a long list of issues that won't be fixed because in 2017 they're not considered flaws.

Everyone looks funny when they eat, silly.

holy shit it's finally recovering, I was close to being liqiudated

Holy shit bruh

I can relate to this.

Beta males always make life harder for us, the guys who actually get girls.

she's expecting tyrone to put a baby in her.
run before its too late.

Seems like the only bad part about me is that I'm a bit masculine for a woman because I lift and like martial arts.
I'm quite submissive and enjoy making my man happy. I cook what he likes, dress how he likes, adjust my tone to his liking, try to be respectful, please him whenever and however he wants and will initiate often enough.

But then again you could argue that me being here is a flaw, because obviously it means that my social communication skills are probably not too great.

Perfect people don't exist. There are imageboards that are mostly populated by women who are making the exact same kind of posts like you.

Girlfriends suck about 90 percent of the time.

The 7 percent of the time you two spend doing romantic things and joint activities is pretty good.

The 3 percent of the time you spend dressing her like some leather clad fetish whore and fucking her repeatedly until she attempts to sputter out her safeword from behind the gag is amazing and makes you forget the shit 90 percent for a while.

This man is 100% accurate. They all suck. It's best to get someone who grew up outside the US

This so much.
24 here, got the girl of my dreams 2 years ago. She literally worked as a model and is a 8/10 minimum.
But i hate it now. Having a gf is like having a child. Women are literally dumb, really, literally. Fucking the same person day in day out is boring as fuck.

Too much of a pussy to break up though for some reason

trap detected.

You realize theres billions of girls right? Having a gf that you dont like means you have a shitty gf (probably because you're shitty yourself), not that all gfs are shit. That's statistically impossible

Freud called, you're about 100 years late for your appointment

I got a job that is 60+ hours a week dude.

When you become a big boy you run out of time for lots of shit,

If you think people legitimately suck this much, it's honestly has to do with YOU, not THEM. Your the male equivalent of the girl that only dates a certain type of guy then complains that they're all useless pigs; fix yourself first

Nope, just a woman who found Veeky Forums via /CGL/ (was interested in historical inspired clothes) and has been a Veeky Forumsizen for a few months. I'm also a /POL/lack and kinda took the redpill a few years ago which made me deadset on being a good submissive partner and wife. I realized this before I became of age, so avoided being ruined.

Wouldn't the advice be to date other kind of girls?

Etc are you even dating women your own age?
>texting too much
>social media
Something tells me you're aiming too young and blaming them for this. >taking advice from a 37 year old child on Veeky Forums who can't get their shit together
Yeah, that's always a brilliant idea

Yes but you won't attract different types of girls until you address your own issues first. Similarities and complimentary traits really do attract people. You need to be good bait to hook a good catch. Don't expect giant tuna using shitty bait

All married men are unhappy, they just lie about being happy in social media.

wtf I love homosexual relationships now!

>The only good thing about her is her external looks
So you're a shallow mother fucker who's surprised when there's more to a relationship being successful than just looks?jfc you're retarded, kys

absolute nuclear blackpill: girlfriends only suck if you are ugly, if you are actually attractive girlfriends are really cool and fun and crave your dick everyday

I actually agree with this, you can't call "girl of my dreams" to a bitch just because she's good looking, that is required but isn't enough.

>marriage
No one said anything about marriage. Having a gf does not = marriage. I believe marriage in general is retarded; if you're already in a happy relationship there's no need to change and get married. People change over time and it's naive to believe in "till death do we part". I'm a woman and I feel this way; marriage is shit regardless of what sex you are. Getting married was not something I mentioned in any previous post Idk why you brought it up. Marriage is a completely different ball game than being bf and gf; the fact you seem to think these two are one in the same is disturbing

This. I've been with my bf for like 5 years now and still happily suck his dick, and then go out riding together

I mean, it's easy to be happy in a relationship, you just fuck her and ignore her. But that isn't healthy at all, I mention marriage because that's when it gets hard and that's where girls start to show how shit they are. Either that or a really long relationship.

I'm not that good looking and I still get blowjobs almost every day.

But my gf still sucks.

Am stealing this line

>I have to "go out", as in leave my cozy basement.
You can order an escort to your house.

this so much, If you are ONLY attracting girls with shitty personality then you don't have enough to attract the ones who are interesting and beautiful

>b-but I lift, t-that makes me b-better

RIP women

>We are flatmates so i cant just make a clean cut
the dumb just keep getting dumber edition

Veeky Forums is the most useless board on this shitty site

L-london?

Fucking this
My gf sucks at being a woman
She expects the world and gives nothing in return

then you're a gem and I genuinely envy the man who's your boyfriend/husband

Why would I want to be a big boy then?

I think it's you that's fucking up. Control your bitch

IKTF

>long for gf all my teenage years
>be ksv the entire time
>enter college, no longer beta faggot, start hooking up
>realize gf shit is a meme

>Still terified of dying alone tho

>I'm also a /POL/lack and kinda took the redpill a few years ago which made me deadset on being a good submissive partner and wife.
how fucking depressive

>dating women your own age
After your 20s, this is a terrible idea, you're basically in constant competition with your gf with everything. Dating your own age only works with submissive guys.

>being a good submissive partner and wife
Don't fucking be this all the time, It's so fucking boring. relationships need some form of strife. It's how you work out your issues and retain some passion

Look up Patrice O'neal, and tell me relationships with woman has anything to do with your looks. He was a fucking master of relationships

>implying you'll ever leave Veeky Forums
You're here for life, get over yourself hun

How do you cure oneitis Veeky Forums?

It's been five years and I've been on tinder and made money and got Veeky Forums and everything, but it still hasn't gone away. Do I just have to learn to live with this?

tfw feel 2nd oneitis coming up

breakup has only been 2 weeks

My ex girlfriend had this beta "friend" that was a headache. It was actually her friends co-worker, whom she was trying to hook up with but he only gave her attention to be around my girl more. Would always hear how funny and fun he was but when I was around totally meek and quiet. I knew what he was up to

Then he told them I wasn't being "bro's" or whatever bullshit and then I wasn't invited around to their get together's.

Told the ex what was up and this sort of nonsense wasn't long term material for me. We break up and she's back a few months later saying how I was right and she's sorry and want's another chance. Yeah right

>oneitis
Get off Reddit

>he fell for the gf meme
We got another one lads

I've been here since 2008.

I don't have a reddit account and I've never posted there.

I learned about oneitis from /b/ in high school, long before it actually happened.

Now I'm engaging in redditspacing and I don't know what to do.

>find a gf to love
>inevitably fuck it up
>pick up the pieces back together
>repeat all above several times
>never have oneitis again

>>never have oneitis again
you never forget your first big love user

I had forgotten none, but also cannot care anymore. Sometimes the memories of naive past keep me warm, but that is all.
One either uses the pain of a heartbreak for fuel, or one burns in it.

>One either uses the pain of a heartbreak for fuel, or one burns in it.
hit home hard user

In a smallish city in the U.S.?

Not confident in that, since Backpage is all but shut down.

I was in the same situation. I had just finished my 2nd internship, had a few thousand $$$ and had been lifting for 5 years now. Call her up out of the blue to talk hadn't tried calling her in a few months since her birthday.
>Rings a few times.
>Call abruptly ended shortly
>Suddenly all the fantasies I had with this girl evaporate.
>Feel liberated to know that in the end it was for my own happiness.
She was a 9/10 blonde that was different from all the other basic bitches, but when you sacrifice too much energy to make something like that happen you only weight yourself down user.

Most women are shit gfs. Most will learn to be better eventually. If they're lucky, they learn before they have two kids and a divorce.

Either stick with her and hope for improvement, or discard and draw. Just know that if she's dumb, or disloyal, or doesn't do it for you sexually, those things are probably never changing. Almost anything else can be fixed if she's willing.

Weird way of saying r9k

>but when you sacrifice too much energy to make something like that happen you only weight yourself down
if i had only just stopped going after this girl the first time around my heart wouldn't have been broken a second fucking time

Any advice for me anons?
>have fwb thing with girl at work
> we catch feelings, but she falls away because "i don't want relationship"
>End on hostile terms because in her words "we're complete opposites"
>her friend is there and is basically up for bf/gf thing
>leave it a month
>sleep with friend, i say we should just casually date for at least another month before deciding on relationship
>next thing i know the girls have kicked off at each other
>both angry at me
I haven't had a holiday in over 8 months and my anemia has reappreard, so this is doing my nut in

Just pay an escort. Unless you are genetically blessed you are going to be banging women who are not that attractive. If you pay for an escort you can bang women that the vast majority of your ancestors could never dream of fucking.

>>have fwb thing with girl at work
red flags fing everywhere dude

Luckily for me mine cured itself, in a sense.

Went from qt petite blonde to thicc tattooed degenerate cam girl with daddy issue pink hair. Icky.

I've learnt my lesson, trust me.
I still dunno why girl 2 would even talk to girl 1 about me, we agreed to not talk about us

Never experienced nor heard of any chick that ever improved at being a gf in a relationship.

>both virgins
>dating gf for 2 or 3months
>still haven't had sex

why can't i just be gay, women fucking suck

this

thought both of my exes would eventually get more mature with time
nope

Idk what you guys are complaining for. Me and my gf have different and busy lives. We mostly get together and she'll cook for me then I'll fuck her. Other than that it's an occasional date and we also work out together twice a week.
What does everyone else do when they're dating?

>No her body is very slim but her face is like a 5/10

God dammit, so it doesnt matter if I have a nice body if my face is still shit. Can't afford plastic surgery, guess I'll be single until I die. rip

tfw scored a literal Veeky Forums OLY chick

tfw never going to feel this again

>a gf
>not a life partner

sucks to be you man

>he brings his gf to the gym

Can you link to these female imageboards? I'm kind of getting tired of Veeky Forums's shit and just want to see some male bashing.

For lower body days. I'm sculpting her ass and she needs my expertise.

still hot

only if you look like shit

My story takes place over the past two months

>25, never had a gf. feel miserable about this
>get tinder, meet cute girl, start casual relationship
>inevitably gets more serious, get cold feet, feel miserable
>break it off with her, feel like a shitty person and miserable
>resubscribe to WoW

blimey what's happened there

>>get tinder, meet cute girl, start casual relationship
you have got to be kidding me tinder for a real relationship