/FPH/ Fat People Hate General

right?

>this guy has a whole clips4sale page with shitloads of videos
>they're all weird shit like that
Who the fuck is buying that?

I don't know if it's just me, but her voice sounds a lot prettier than what you expect it to sound from looking at her face

KEK

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She's chugging down 2500 calories a day, at an absolute minimum to stay that size, and swimming 2.5km a day at her size is probably close to another 1000 on top of that. In primarily fruit and veg?

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Not just free but save money

>It's okay to be judgemental against people who go to the gym
Quality comic, gets me everytime.

Fun Fact: A 5lb bag of sugar has 9071.84 kcalories

cheeked

I like this one better

What is it with people who don't think that weightlifting and exercise are not legitimate hobbies or enriching activities? Perfecting your body is equal in importance as perfecting your mind. Even though this guy claims to read and be intellectually curious (and proud of it) he's a bitchy cunt.

Is toe fungus the ultimate bulking food?

I wish my dad had taught me shit like this

>fat "logic"
Who the fuck looks at a muscular person and thinks "their life is boring" other than insecure fatties?

I'm not into whatever weird shit that is, but I kind of want to fuck his belly button.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>I don't eat carbs

>I eat a lot of fruit and vegetables

What exactly does she think fruits are?

>drinkwater

he may or may not be a communist, i dunno, but he's got good point about free software

2500 kcal?? no way. more like 3500 kcal with no real exercise

well teach your son then

>What exactly does she think fruits are?
Fruit flavored probably counts as fruit to her.

Poison

>He uses the time argument
>Dosen't realize almost all people that go to the gym use about an hour every day. The people going every day or stay for longer are mostly people who take bodybuilding more seriously and put in the work for it because they enjoy it, like any other hobby.

>Equates physical abnormalities with being a fat fuck
That part infuriated me to be honest. My left nipple is bigger than my right nipple, and I got boney as hell hands. But people still find me physically attractive since I decide to spend a small amount of time at the gym. What would otherwise be wrecking-balls of your physical attractiveness, becomes cute little quirks that you can meme around with.
When my girlfriend noticed the nipple thing, it became a joke that my chest just always looked surprised.

LOL

>When my girlfriend noticed the nipple thing, it became a joke that my chest just always looked surprised.
O.o
lol
Based gf.

At least they're doing something instead of letting shit like fat acceptance happy and make shows like My Fat Fabulous Life. The only fat show in Australia is biggest loser, a show competition show where the winner is the one who loses the most weight. Murrica would never have a show about competitive weight loss, the acceptance groups would have derail it in seconds.

>The only fat show in Australia is biggest loser, a show competition show where the winner is the one who loses the most weight

top kek. theres no controversy over it?

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The US had a version but it's long over and had lots of criticism and even needed fucking disclaimers after every episode.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Biggest_Loser_(U.S._TV_series)#Weight_loss_regimen:_risks_and_criticism

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>when you use every part of the cow

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Is this a common thing in the US? This isn't the first time I've seen videos like this of fatties being pulled by vehicles.

Straight up animal abuse

Americans, please tell me this is from a satire show.

It's a real place. The reviews on Google Maps are funny as shit though.

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Speaking of Biggest Loser, what happened to that show? It used to be huge in the states then just disappeared one day. I remember a lot of people doing weight loss challenges at their work due to the show and it seemed to have a positive effect overall

Cancelled and criticized heavily towards then end. People ended up writing to the channel it was run by and demanded the show get cancelled.

>last name is drinkwater
>doesn't appear to drink much water

Drink more water buddeh

This is the Charlotssville thing isn't it? Would a healthy person survive and did she literately died because she was too fat and it sent her into shock?

She tried to run but it caused a heart attack.

So basically her fat killed her?

The only thing more funny than fat people dying because they're fat is rich arabs killing themselves due to their shitty driving skills in their platin plated lamborghinis.

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in 50 years the cartoonist will be dead

30, maybe 40 at best if he's in his mid 20s right now (which I'm pretty sure he is).

There's probably a few whingers but they can get fucked

This.
I helped the gymguys in school, and they helped me (the bookworm) in exchange. We both saw value in what the other was doing.

He's the kind of guy who reads Harry Potter and thinks that makes him smart and superior.

>we think
so he talks on behalf of everybody else?.
pretentious little fucker.

An user claimed he sent this to him on Twitter but didn't. Any of you fags got Twitter and can send it to him for real?

i wish i had a dad to begin with

Grandma taught me how to chop wood.

>in 50 years we'll all be saggy

>implying

In 50 years, I'll be Master fucking Roshi while he'll need to pop viagra pills just to play with himself, if he doesn't die of cardiac arrest before then.

Birth mark / defects sub thread

> Got a brown birthmark on the base of my spine at the ass crack. Looks like a shit streak.
> Also got uneven stretch marks. Used to be a fatty due to FSGS. They look neat imo.

> little

Holy angles. She looked pretty cute from the face photo.

kek where do u ppl find this shit?

>sub-thread

Just finished it's 11th season recently.
Ironically, it was the worst received season ever and there probably won't be another one, because this time they used normalfat people and the audience was all butthurt like "these people don't even need to lose weight!"
Like it ranged from a 90kg woman to a 150kg man. Previous seasons, they were freakshow-tier weights, like 250kg. If anything just made fatties feel better about how fat they were since "at least I'm not THAT bad." Then it gets them to lose weight by yelling at them, making them injure themselves, starve themselves, do embarrasing shit like crawl through mud and resist "temptation" challenges where they're offered money for eating cake and have to say no, until they're model-tier skinny at the end and inevitably balloon back up as soon as the cameras are off.

Finally it tries to make a show that's actually positive and healthy with sustainable methods the audience can learn from, and no one likes it anymore.

Fat people man. When faced with something that actually shows that they can actually lose weight just like the people on the show, they can't handle it.

Last thread someone posted this
youtube.com/watch?v=pWzIwTYqy4A
It was really intresting to watch and in the comments there was this

>so fat and ugly that even photoshop doesn't make you look fuckable

>primarily fruit and veg
I know that kind of fat logic. They eat a salad from McD or convenience food with an extra fat dressing and around 1000 calories - but "muh veggies". Then they'll have a smothie with lotsa sugar in it and "just a bit of chocolate becaus I eat soo healthy *chuckleswabblegigglewiggle*" - and fuckwhatnotmagicsimsalabim they're at 4500 calories easily chugged down a day. I had a fat coworker that "dieted" exactly that way.

fuck, checked

breekied

reroll, i guess

Worst part about fat people, I guess it's a female trait hyperboled is their attempt to be "cute" and feign ignorance.
>oh, did that milkshake have enough calories for daily intake of two days? Teehee, I guess I didn't know.
While they gulp it down with a smug grin thinking they got away with the judgement now.
Fatties have this extreme lack of self--care, as if what they eat is unhealthy because society deems it to be. So eating t wo large pizzas before dinner is OK if nobody around looks at them with disgust. And if they do look at the mwith disgust, that's somehow on them and from ignorance.
Fat activists thinks they found this loophole in human logic, when all they do is try not to partake in it.

This absolutely!

become an engineer? PFFFFFFFF! anyone can become an engineer if they study enough. being an engineer isn't a gift or a skill, it's a lifestyle decision, a consumer choice.
run a marathon? PFFFFFFFFFF! anyone can run a marathon if they train hard enough. running a marathon isn't a gift or a skill, it's a lifestyle decision, a consumer choice.
graduate college? PFFFFFFFFF! anyone can graduate college if they study enough. graduating college isn't a gift or a skill, it's a lifestyle decision, a consumer choice.
move out of my parents' basement? PFFFFFFFF! anyone can move out of their parents' basement if they put some effort into their lives. moving out of your parent's basement isn't a gift or a skill, it's a lifestyle decision, a consumer choice.

>Is toe fungus the ultimate bulking food?

Yes, and hitting yourself in the head is a good motivator with Stallman workouts.

well since she doesn`t know what a carb is I`m a little doubtful of her.

...there's controversy over it in the US?

that statement just became way more sad than it was before i saw your post. holy shit ..

1. What kind of racist hates Asians?
They have higher average IQs than whites and never made real problems.
2. That BBC documentary is pretty objective.

>m-muh IQ

trips of truth

It doesn't realy matter if the whole average IQ thing is true or not for my point.
My point was that racists don't realy hate asians.

I wish my dad hadn't tried to kill himself.

KEEKAKEKKA ROO

whats this from man?

Yeah theirs also a good chanve my dick wont work in 50 years all the more reason to get the fuccking while the fucckigns good