Veeky Forums fantasies

why are you replying to that dumbass you idiot

>mom asks for help opening pickle jar
>i have no time for your mortal qualms woman
>rip door off frame
>hop away

Tragic origin, but you're not too far gone, I believe that even you can make it.
Why am I a dumbass? Did I touch a nerve weakling? Post physique so I can laugh at you.

he's good for a laugh

actual ran into the girl I started lifting for, turns out she hated me no matter what I looked like.

damn, at least you've gotten with better girls since right?

Why even worry about it? You're either dicking her or you're not.
No reason to concern yourself with her otherwise.

>Wake up

>go in the bathroom

>look in the mirror

>and for the first time in my life be proud about how i look and stop this perpetual self hatred

Thank God I have a good creepdar via being vulgar, blunt and sarcastic to measure and analyze his behavior/reaction.

Fuck you if gay & fake or real OP. I know guys like you exist. I'd fucking stab both your eye and blind you for the rest of your life if I were her, faggot.

anyone have that Veeky Forums coming about becoming huge? Its like that I guess.

I want to become the hugest of all. Not only the hugest but also the strongest.

it never stops

must have hit a nerve, heh

Those BD feels will get to you. Congrats on being less small user.
Follow craiggolias on snapchat and feel small forever.

I don't blame you. She was probably molested. And no, women are not a meme, just there are a lot (50%) that are absolute harlots with know discipline. They'll commit suicide and I'll laugh while drinking my rosé and reading their obituaries (including my "friends").

some women aren't a meme, but the amount that aren't (small in the first place) decreases with time as you get older and they're snatched up by the men that aren't memes

Her dad was a weird guy, wouldn't be surprised is she got diddled.
Pretty much, my current gf is a Trump conservative (just barely right of centrist) and is skirting the race question. Most of the good girls get swept up immediately.
Date under your age group. I'm 28 and have a 20 year old gf, they're easier to mold.

jesus christ thats a new role model. Why havent I seen him before here on Veeky Forums that often? He truly seems like the hugest. He seems huge in all proportions too. How can one get so huge? That seems like a natural preposition towards hugeness plus lots effort. but not sure if roids...well...ugh...probably

this.

No more bully pls.

I've always got girls, I guess that's why it bothered me more. I used to be skinny and she would always say she liked me as a friend, but wasn't attracted to me because I wasn't a BIG GUY FOR HER. so I put on the mass and we stopped talking for a while. I ran into her a few years later at a New Year's party. And yah, found it she really just couldn't stand my personality. I dreamed about that day she'd come crawling to me with my new muscles, didn't quite turn out that way lel she hooked up with another dude at the party. I guess you could call it a Veeky Forums nightmare.

Yes. I subverted an operation of a guy fucking hookers before we fucked. I made excuses 3 times (denying sex) before confronting him with video evidence my brother recorded (surveillance). I burned him to all his family and friends. He had a fetish of having trying to get many women's bodily fluids on his dick in a short period of time. Sort of faggot pozzed shit.
Yeah, all of my Friends that are whores (can't really let go of them, childhood friends) got molested by family, family friends or strangers.
It just depressing seeing family values get demolish. Out of all my close friends during when I was growing up (11), I'm the only one who's parents never divorced and are still together.

>mfw i just wanna get sexually dominated in the mouth and ass by a thick as FUCK amazon with a massive fucking chick dick
>mfw it will never happen

>Yes. I subverted an operation of a guy fucking hookers before we fucked.
holy shit thats an even better idea.

why didn't I think of that

check em

He's roided to the gills, synthol to fill in the weak spots, that said he's a fucking giant. 350 pounds.
I don't know why Veeky Forums doesn't mention him because he's probably the biggest living person right now.
Talked to him on snapchat and he's a genuinely nice guy.

Society is fucked, surf the wave and hold down any grill who is worth impregnating.

Chequed

quads of truth, I nominate this person to be the boards rolemodel, shit I am even seeing him being alongside Rich, (RIP).

This dude is huge to the max, he has genetic hugeness, plus he probably did all that effort to fullfill it AND then he even used the roids in such a way that he actually looks huger still. Christ, look at how huge he is. I even can see it even though longer time lifters have this body dimorphism thing that prevents us from noticing how bigger we have become (and those like us), but this dude is not 2 times more huge, he is like 4 times more huge than anything I have ever seen. Rich was probably at 3 times.

But christ. This dude even looks like proportional. Very aesthetic in my opinion. He looks like a fucking space marine. I want to look like that too lol.

>not sure if roids
are you legit retarded?

I was asking myself the same question, kek. pls dont bully

>dimorphism is a thing
It has to be compared to him, you can't out-angle this guy. He's a freak and it's a good thing.

I know this will never happen, but if you were my man and you'd did that shit to me, you dick go bye bye like cartel style.
Seriously, don't do this you poz maricon.
>tfw it's probably a shitpost, by my traumatized ass is literally triggered
Czech & kek senior.
Fuck man. I've only been with three guys in my 23 years of life. That is EXTREMELY low were I'm from. In 20 years, about 90% of girls will have had 5 dicks in them by 16 (actually, that's average here). I wanna blame Jews, but the Goyim are dumb for not seeing the subversion. Every leader of new, radical lifestyle choices have... The OyVeyians.

>1/2/3/4 in 3 months or an hero
You're going to end up discouraging new, naive, impressionable lifters with this bs, we want more people to work out not less. I know 98% of anons will know this is bait but it makes me sad to imagine small skellington Billy reading this post and giving up

>LONDON
That said it gives me hope to see even roasties like you bringing up the JQ. Good job, have some white babies.

1 gf please

>Gives up after I give genuine advice on Veeky Forums
Good, if you're that weak you don't have the discipline to get big or have abysmally low test which seems to be a symptom of our age.
Either way, get off of Veeky Forums, I don't care for skellies.

Kek. I'm a mongrel;
>Peruvian
>light hair, eyes, sking
>morphed Amerindian and Caucasoid facial & body structure
>look like a fucking hapa
Kill me senpai.
>tfw being called a roastie hurts more than being called a spic, nigger or faggot
God damn my estrogen. I'll see your ass in /pol/ slick.
>forgive my English. Not using a translator, ad-lib sheeeeit
Saludos desde Peru cabron!

Do you like hapa looking bitches?
t.Peruvian mongrel

(girls who are half breeds actually look good though)

either that or I think I got a fetish for eurasians from my first gf

srsly, some of us care less, for similar reasons...perhaps. WHERE?

LONDON?
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>4 years ago with poor potato camera

>Peruvian
por supeusto, do you guys eat monkey like the Brazilians? Uma delicia types.
My Spanish tutor in grade school was Peruvian. Interesting place, surprisingly isolated from civil strife in SA must be the mountains.
Buena suerte, make some gains but stay out of my country please.

Fuck you faggot. I spit at your grave and dick.

S

Actually kind of cute in weird way. It's the eyes and the soft smile.

now you're just fishing for attention because you don't look bad at all

a childhood spent playing dota gave me a fierce contempt for perushits though, ratas mierda jajajajaj xD

Jeezy petes I didn't know Peruvians were so sensitive. We're all just trying to get big, no reason to be hostile.

Looks like the chinese, east asian phenotype is dominant in you? Kinda broad area along the eyes. Broadish face in general. Dont dislike it at all. I give you the QT designation, enjoy.

I dunno, they look quintessentially south american to me. Could be the meme shirt.

That's literally my drunk face.
Peru is beautiful, but at times, primitive.
Well, I've seen REAL HuWhite people (European tourist) and it's a little bizzare they look like a little. Still, I'm a mongrel or how the say "le 56%".
>what is shitposting for $69 Alex
I'd rather visit Norway than your country slick (I don't even know where it at).
Du elsker dritt hud innvandrere? Du er Konge av sorgen og dod riket på alltid?
>big fan of early Norwegian Black Metal

I'm an American but I wouldn't mind swinging down and planting some children in some locals.
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Wew, you really got me. That said Norway is criminally overrated. I go there for work a lot. It's not as great as it seems. Hope I didn't crush your dreams, I know you're saving paycheck to paycheck trying to go there.

I am not very familiar with the history, could be divergent evolution still if it was a tribe from that region that lived there. I dont know. Just saying that it looks like the east asians for a bit. But I may be biased.

They've got Russian and Iberian admixture, that's why they look so uncanny valley.
It's something you should recognize but it's slightly wrong. The Mestizo mix really throws a wrench into the equation.

>implying I'm not finna snag a rich man? (Atleast a $60k a year man)
>wonder why I am learning English and redpill culture
I'm not rich, but not poor. I'm related to a famous artist here and my dad owns a restaurant near a tourist hub spot. I'm studying to be an Paramedic.
Kek!!!!

Wew you're the richest nigger in Peru. What's the restaurant? I'm going to Chile in 5 days for work and I'll come up and eat if it's genuinely good. Memes aside I like a good dish.

I myself got asian and russian mixture so therefore I perhaps may recognize them as such. Well my total being still says that she is QT so whatever.

do it faggot

>I got a mongol gf
Good job, post pics, I'm fairly certain shes' a goblin.

>burning my location
No muhfugga cuh gwop bix hood nigga wit dat gat busterz yayo fo sale.
FYI, why am I on Veeky Forums? I run alot and lift weights exclusively to make my nalgas a tad bigger and form. I want the right amount of fat and muscle. I'm genetically luck to be a 5'8 Amerindian chick. I finna snag a gud man dat dindu nuffin N SHEEIT. He wuz a gud O boi.
>shhh...too many manlets here... I gotta get a taller man than me, enough is enough

Wew, I like the memes but you'll probably end up with a manlet expat.
Give me your number so I can impregnate you with 6'5" kids.

80 percent of the ppl here would gladly bleach you

No I meant to say that I have that mixture, I am a guy. Not iberan tho, filthy tartar and russian subhumin. Even have ukrainian blood I think.

I have this fantasy where I get a gf

>go on holiday to Thailand
>date some qt local girl 5 years younger than me that actually looks good (most Thai don't)
>fall in love together
>visit each other every few months for a year or two
>marry her and live together in my country
>be happy ever after

I just want to give a smart and decent but poor girl a life she could have never dreamed off and live a happy life together.

Sorry. I want a tall buff brothah muhfuckah.
>tfw no black people here and IR porn has warped me in to the BBC meme
>inb4 SHITED.COM
I dun GIV a fugg... I want buff black men NAO!!!!!
>I'm both kidding and absolutely serious
>who cares, mongrel unterrace reporting

> qt with low self esteem
pls be in sydney

I like swarthy, southern European HuWhites, not porcelain, light emiting while buttass naked the dark northern HuWhites. Pink dicks a no no. Actually, I met the tanned ass Brazilian of Italian and Lebanese stock and he was so fucking hot and hairy (as a Amerindian, not a lot of dudes with bodyhair nor beards here).

>Early 30s
>Go to Japan
>Meet qt 17 yo school girl
>Have fun banging

Is this my peak? What do I do from now?

Peru, ya fawkeen Cawnt!
>FOSTAHZ AWSTRAYAN FO BEEAH
>SHAHREEMP ON DEE BAHBEE

>meet a cute innocent 17 yo
>experience teenage love 5 years too late
>can finally get on with my life

16+ is legal here

Checked trips you thirsty nigger.

>australians drink fosters

you fucking idiot

>lifting for followers on instagram
never making it desu

I want to have all my petty revenge by success fantasies come true and not feel hollow and empty afterwards with the only thought being "Well, that wasn't worth the time at all. Now what?"

>mexicunt trying to act tough
yeah nah, get fucked mate

>unlock guts mode after years of lifting with roids and experimental chemicals
>hoard all the raws and drugs Id ever need
>Evacuation warnings for some storm
>Loot all the pharma gear
>Loot all the wpi
>Loot all the powdered milk
>Loot all the uncut beef and stick it in all my looted freezers, and some in looted fridges with looted salt for dry aging
>Bunker down and spend time lifting and practicing barbell swings until storm finally clears
>Storm caused black outs and fucked up generators at some research facility at hospital
>Patient zero happens
>Civilised society breaks down
>Zombie outbreak
>Its my time to shine
>Build furnace out of looted materials and run it off looted propane and charcoal
>Contemplate riddle of steel as I reforge one of my many looted barbells into massive thicc sword
>Use it to cleave entire rows of zombies per swing

The iron will never betray you

Fuck off STRAY(a)Dog. I'm Peruvian. You are Chinese rightful Clay. I wanted to show you a pic of me with a 8" dildo all up in my ass. But this is SFW pussy board poz shit.

Its not banable to upload the picture to something like imgur and post the link here.

Just saying..

>I wanted to show you a pic of me with a 8" dildo all up in my ass.
is your entire galah mexicunt 2.0 country this tsundre for the BBC (big Bruce cock) or is it just you

>got to sleep one day
>wake up
>everything seems smaller
>you look in the mirror
>you look the same though
>go outside
>realise now your height is the top 2% for males and females are scaled accordingly
>can no longer take any males seriously
>everyone is impressed by your size and gains
>unlike actually being tall you don't experience any joint problems
>live the rest of your life fucking midgets and the occasional lanklette who is 5'5

Can I link /r9k/ here without ban? Fuck registering.

I have no idea duh fuck your dinduass said, but I personally want black cock because of watch TOO much IR porn and there are no black people here. Sort of how those Serbs & Croatians want muh big booty black womminz. I'm obsessed with buff black men.

You can

>Can I link /r9k/ here without ban?
yes
>I'm obsessed with buff black men.
i want to fuck an islander gf and make the perfect future rugby prodigy. moana was the greatest movie of the 20th century.

Yeah moana or whatever that girl in the movie was called made my dick hard

just gonna leave this here

hahaha wtf

I'm 5'8. I know this. I'm surrounded by manlets. Suck big cock. But I'm not attracted to Varg looking Northern Europeans neither. My drunkness is wearing off. Gotta drenk water brudeh. I want black cock.. I'm fucking serious. I've never seen a black man.

>It just depressing seeing family values get demolish.
20 minutes later:
>I want big black cock
>how do I post a picture of my ass with a dildo in it on Veeky Forums

>I want big black cock
did you not read the thread title?

DELET THIS

Alcohol, ya faggot, itz in my bloidstream. It's also talking shit? Not literal actions? It's like you're a newfag. I do watch a lot of porn though, to substitute have real sex. I'm intentionally being celibate. 11 months in.

you guys are basically black anyway