How mad are you guys that social skills are the most important part of getting laid?

How mad are you guys that social skills are the most important part of getting laid?

DONT GET MAD GET EVEN

who cares

Everyone gets nervous, some ppl just bitch out more than others. If a girl likes you she won't care if you spill spaghetti while you talk.

There's no escape

Not too mad
But that's cause I plan out social interactions like a serial killer
It works but when you need a white board to talk to girls you need to consider a few things

Not mad at all considering I don't even lift

quite

someone post the story about the one beta who hit a qt with the curlbar and got bodied by two gymbros

>tfw you realized that your oneitis has been dropping hints at you for one whole year
>tfw too autistic to read the signs
>tfw froze and look at the floor or play with your phone whenever she lock eyes with you
>tfw she finally gives up trying
>tfw you had your chance and chose to fuck up like the autistic faggot you are

I'm not mad. More like disappointed. Disappointed in myself. Because I am a disappointment.

Meh whatever

I don't even have a cell phone.

Not at all

>tfw have a flip phone

Anyone else /flipboi/>

Not mad at all.
Mean I consistently get the same moderate amount of sex regardless of the fact that I fluctuate from pasty builtfat to pasty and pimply dyel every year.

I'm more mad about having to leave my house. That and the fact that I have to approach. I wish they were like moths or something and I could just lure them into my house with some lights.

This is what manlets and ugo's like to think.
If a girl thinks you are attractive, it doesn't matter if you spill your spaghetti.

>you will never have a lg chocolate again
Fuk

Why would that make anyone angry if it were true? You can acquire social skills, you can't acquire good genes.

This is retarded. Whenever youre alone with a girl just go for a kiss. If she doesnt do it back she doesnt like you who gives a fuck if she does then you get pussy.

This desu

I think what you are looking for is addy and molly

STOP WATCHING PORN and jerk off max once per week, it cured me of this beta faggot pussy attitude

>tfw even with the body of adonis, one single social fuck-up can completely ruin your chances

there are multiple variables that make a girl like you, theres no one all end all

But there is one that gets you in her pants. Money.

no it can't, not unless the fuck up is so bad it makes you look like a sexual predator

that's not true, I once got laid using nothing by my imagination

Not mad. I'm slightly upset that social skills and aggressiveness are what you need for success. I'm not sure if I want to change that much for success.

Social skills are just that, skills

They can be learnt but yes it is probably harder developing social skills than abs

As mad as I would be for not having the money to buy things I don't need.

The more attractive you are the more likely people are to overlook social mishaps. You're probably ugly af

how do i get social skills?

>can never think of a funny comment or related story (i don't have any stories) to anything that people say

You mean the fake story made to get epic (You)s?

are you me?
>be semi okay looking
>start lifting seriously senior year
>start dressing better
>couple girls mirin
>flirt with them in school
>as soon as they show interest i go crazy scared and bail
girl literally offered to pay for a drink at her house and fuck, i responded "i need to study" then went home and played counter strike.

Hah. If you go out at least a couple times a month with friends you'll find a girl better than that one. Trust me mate.

>a couple times a month with friends
>tfw no friends
now what?

>a girl better than that
low partner count, caring and motherly, good looking, good personality
i can't find this ever again

yea no

I am exactly like that.
>Be me, working shitty minimum wage retail but work with the fucking thiccest and hottest woman in town (think one of those stereotypical big german chicks)
>Small town, known her most of my life but she made a transformation last year and now everyone want her
>store is empty, Im working in the back, she;s working front counter
>go to front counter to clock out for lunch
>"Heyy user! I didnt see you:"
>uh yeah I was just in the back
>"oh ok, hows your day?"
>good
>spaghetti engaged
>walk away
> she grabs my hand, turns me around, puts her hand on my chest, a sparkle in her eyes
>"where have you been all m life?"
>point to stock room "over there mostly"
>Run away and eat my sandwich
WTF fit? I wasnt even out of DYEL mode when this happened. Also, she goes to the same college as me so should I make make a move? Shes been saying hello and stuff wen she sees me.

>be me autistic, DYEL by Veeky Forums standards, decent by normie standards
>meet girl at a party through a mutual friend
>hang out with her, drink etc.
>she sits on my lap while I have a boner, no way she could not feel it
>end up going home alone without making a move
>find out through friend she liked me
>do nothing because autistic
>meet her again
>do nothing
>meet her again
>do nothing
>see her kiss another guy
>realise I wasted my chance
>go come, block her on everything and go to bed
>could not squat the feels away

That might be the only chance I will ever get with a girl EVER. I don't know any girls. All the girls my friends know are taken. Studying CS - no girls. Work - no girls.

stop jerking off for a week and your balls will override your autism

its okay bro, were married to the iron...

>tfw 23yo autistic fuck with 1 single grill ever
>best friends constantly trying to hook me up
>scared that i will fail in front of my bros and let them down, so i just say i'm not interested "today" and drink with them
>tfw this happens once a month and i'm pretty sure i would have at least a 99% success rate with the way they deliver the girl to me
>mfw the 1% scares me so much that i don't do it

W H Y

When I haven't even said a single word to another person at uni the whole semester.

I misread the OP. I'm such a fuckup haha

classic

>make plans with qt sticc blonde to go on a date
>says she DEFINITELY wants to see me after her vacation is over
>after vacation is over proceeds to ghost me and ignore my messages (only sent 1 cuz I'm pretending I'm not desperate)
My magnum dong desires tribute, this fucking sucks
Any femanons got ideas as to why this might have happened?

>should I make a move?

Yes, you fucking moron. If you didn't freak her out forever, she's good to go.

at all.
you need "social skiils" when you are a DYEL ugly manlet like yourself.

Well working out makes me feel better mentally and looking better is a great bonus.
This makes me more confident and more social.

tfw you realize being social is nothing else than the lack of nerves.
When you are calm inside, you will naturally become social and everything works itself out.
Females feel this, and what you say doesnt really mean shit, is how relaxed you are.

>tfw you realize being social is nothing else than the lack of nerves.

Indeed. And it has nothing to do with doing stupid awkward shit all the time.

what the fuck man that's way too beta

Just do the same to her. Do it after doing some pushups, it will give you the balls to ask her out.

The exact same happened to me. Monitoring for updates.

it's facial aesthetics, height, and frame you fucking retard

What was I supposed to say in that situation? She totally caught me off guard.

not really, HEIGHT FACE FRAME is the most important part

then just be low inhibition enough to fuck the girls when they show interest

>tfw peaked in high school and had lots of opportunities to fuck really hot girls but was too high inhibition to go through
>tfw im low inhi now but too much of a ugly oldcel to attract pussy anymore
lmao such is life

True but looks makes it much easier and gives you the confidence to approach

Sex IS a fucking social interaction.

Just remember those dumb 80s movies and try to talk like the lead actors.

>Where have you been all my life?

You have 3 options, a funny one, a lewd one and a romantic one.

>"Over there mostly"
Should have waited for her response and say something funny to ask her out.

>*Grabs here by the waist/pussy*
Requires levels of alphaness you and me don't have

>"You look pretty this close"
>*grabs her hand*

There you have it fagget. Make sure to lift before so you have enough confidence. This is how I asked out a girl for the first time. It failed but it was because I was too late.

how to recover after spilling your spagetti

when does the autism stop?
>hitting 1/2/3/4 did not help

JUST

looks like u lacked social skills and still want to delude yourself LMAO

thanks user. I also noticed lifting helps confidence. Will do.

>being this autistic
Maybe you deserve to be alone.

I'm lifting so that I get to the point where I need minimal social skills

That's how women reject you. It's like when they say "I can't talk right now, I'll get back to you" but never does.
>tfw waiting for her to message

No one listen to this retard

i do this too but if you force yourself to talk to enough girls then you get a feel for what to say when to provoke the right responses

>tfw swolesalesman

Your genetics are MUCH more important than social skills, whether you admit it or not.

Who is this chad? He looks like a better version of me