You are able to go to Big Stevie's Bulking BBQ, right Veeky Forums?

You are able to go to Big Stevie's Bulking BBQ, right Veeky Forums?

This makes me so mad. As if I even want to go to your barbecue, stupid old wrinkly man. I bet all your friends are dead and even if they were alive they wouldn't want to go, so why out down your chances of even more people turning up.
Hope this old poofter chokes and died on a burnt sausage, he's just as bad as girls who won't date people because of their height. How do they know a smaller person doesn't have a better character, looks etc. than tall people? I hate those idiots.
And no, I wouldn't even consider going to the barbecue.

big stevie is a good man.

>stevie admits to being a manlet who wants to serve his superiors

this one might be close to learning.

hahahahahaha pissed off little faggot hobbit.

Whoa dude chill, take a glass of your cold lemonade and count to ten.

so no women?

>cool lemonade

Maybe big stevie has a tall grandchild that is a loner and just wants to throw a BBQ for his grandchild so he/she can meet other tall people and maybe make some friends?

Why do you assume the worst just because you arent happy with your own height for some reason

I'd just wear lifts to this thing and infiltrate the lanklet inner circle

I know right. It's like short people can only think about their own pathetic circumstances and project.

I put in some lifts in my doc martens. They give me an extra 3 inches

Do you think I'll get away with it?

>doc martens
fag

Is a height fetish a thing?

>big Steve isn't even big
>odds are big Steve is gay Steve looking for a 6' 4" bull to take him down

This is almost certainly for sexual reasons.
[spoiler]I'd let a gay old man admire how tall I am in exchange for brats and burgers.[/spoiler]

Would attend, quickly eat, then leave before anything sexual starts.

Yes it's the most common fetish in women, higher even than rape fetish
>tfw 5'9 and don't like rape

its not real dude, the website links to a comedy facebook page

You reckon I could sneak in without trouble?

t. 5'11"

>BBQ
>brats and burgers

"""Big""" Steve doesn't deserve my 6'3" frame

>the only exception is me (Big Stevie)
If I wasn't pretty sure that was for a big gay orgy, sure I'd go.

you can't fool Big Stevie He will crush you in front of a bunch of tall dude

>the only exception is me BIg stevie.

nah it's manlet revenge plot. it's not BBQ FOR the tall.. its BBQ OF the tall

tonight big stevie tastes man flesh

>1.82m is 5'11.65 foot
I-it's okay haha I don't like barbecues anyway haha have fun you guys!

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Bbqofthetall.net redirect takes to a FB page of some guy that does this

This would actually suck. The best part about being tall is standing high above you manlet friends