Walk into the gym

>walk into gym
>OH AH-AH-AH-AH

>unironically needing meme music for a deadlift pr
I bet you dont even lift 4plate for reps, emofaggot

FIFTEEN YEARS I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO SIT UPON MY THRONE

>radiohead
>mein neger
Pick two

>walk into gym
>I'M A MOTHERFUCKING BEAST
>I'M A MOTHERFUCKING BEAST

>leaving gains on the table by not hyping yourself up to MAXIMUM levels with custom-built playlists
pffffffft nerd
and I do rep 4pl8 actually

>walk into gym
>SEE YOU ON A DARK NIGHT

youtube.com/watch?v=Z11yRhMN3Kg
>GET ON IT
>GET
>GET
>SOLOIGIL BARAE
>SOLOIGIL BARAE
Oh wait those are just my earbuds. Thinking about this qt dancing gets me pumped as fuck.

>walk into gym
>*silence*

Seriously that's how it should be you feeble minds. You bring your own fucking music.

OOOOOOOoooo
IT'S JUST ME MYSELF AND I
SOLO RIDA TIL I DIE
CUZ I
GOT ME FOR LIFE

>walk into gym
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

>walk into gym
>THESE BITCHES LOVE SOSA

>walk into gym
>we're no strangers to love
>you know the rules and so do I
Rickrolled by my own gym

>walks into gym
>We are God, we are Caesar Of Heaven and Hell

>walk into gym
>DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA

the one where you flex your feels

Speaking of Despacito
> be me indian boi
> uncle is married in Brazil and runs a small business
>encourage me to come spend some time in brazil
>not bad looking and been working out for almost some time
>love me some latin pussy
>hope to score nice latina like dear uncle
>I spend a time in his shop often and he takes me to the bank with him at the end of the day
>qt cashier and he introduces me
>exchange smiles very often wanna talk but no habla portugese
>one day uncle has to take sick wife to hospital
>asks me if i can put the money in the bank as i know the qt cashier
>go to bank and get in line
>my turn
>goes up to her and starts singinging
>DE
>PO
>SITO
>mfw she looks at me like the biggest autist she has ever seen
>puts the money in his account and get out fast
>never go back again
>asks uncle to tell her i went home with family emergency if she asks

>deadlift 6pl8
>can't bench 3pl8
>gym regulars call me the king of limbs

>Walk into gym
>Ooh, look what you made me do
>Look what you made me do
>Look what you just made me do
>Look what you just made me
>Ooh, look what you made me do
>Look what you made me do
>Look what you just made me do
>Look what you just made me do

Its the new plague i tell ya

>walk into gym
>gym feudal leader of some kind takes noob gains, akin to taking virginity of brides of subjects
>can't be bothered to make it sound witty
>
>

>walk into gym
>post in music thread instead of autism gym roleplay thread
>contemplate sepuku

>Strut into the gym
>I cannot even hint what it was like, for it was a compound of all that is unclean, uncanny, unwelcome, abnormal, and detestable. It was the ghoulish shade of decay, antiquity, and desolation; the putrid, dripping eidolon of unwholesome revelation; the awful baring of that which the merciful earth should always hide. God knows it was not of this world—or no longer of this world—yet to my horror I saw in its eaten-away and bone-revealing outlines a leering, abhorrent travesty on the human shape; and in its mouldy, disintegrating apparel an unspeakable quality that chilled me even more
Fat girl winked at me...

>getting ready to set diddly pr
>TRIPLE SIX
>FIRE
>FORKED TONGUE

Good post, good quads.

>Walk into the gym
>COMIN' OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOIN' JUST FINE

>Walks into gym
>YOU"LL NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIIIIIIIING

>walk into gym
>and who
>are you
>the proud lord said
>walk out of gym with dagger in my back

>Walk outside
>DES
>Get in car
>PA
>Walk into work
>CITO

>walk into gym
>BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA TERRACOTTA PIE

>walk into gym
>See gym bully walking around
>Leave and come back in an hour
:/

>walk into gym
>AND YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND

>walk into gym
>BANANA TIGER BANANA TIGER

>walk into gym
>BANG BANG, GUNSHOTS! BLOOD MARKS ARE EVERYWHERE