ITT: Things fat people say

ITT: Things fat people say

>"My thyroid is stopping me from losing weight"

Who fucking cares, why waste your time in these people?

>pay for my healthcare

>I've tried exercising and watching what I eat, but I didn't lose any weight

>diets just aren't for me

>Tfw my mom actually has a thyroid problem, and is narrowly avoiding diabetes, even though she eats healthier than me

If she didn't have fucking willpower, she'd likely be dead, or extremely diabetic by now. Boils my blood when lazy fatties use this excuse.

>I'm perfectly happy with my body even though I'm morbidly obese

>muh metabolism
>muh genetics

>in these people
ew

Someone is going to pay.

>i'll start Monday

>>muh metabolism

skellies are worse when it comes to this 2bh

it's one of
>i have an "underlying condition"
>exercise is hard
>food is YUMMY!!!!
>there is no such thing as objective physical beauty so i'm going to be fat and you should accept me instead

the third one didn't really exist until recently though, which is pretty interesting

on Veeky Forums yes
in real life no

kek
can someone post the pic of the jew asking for ways to lose weight without working out and talking about genetics

shit was so funny

>I can't go to the gym because they threw me in the manlet pit last time and I crushed them all, so I got banned.

>Are you sure you are health being that skinny?
>It's about genetics, my parents are not fat, I know, but my grandma was!

Damn, that's me! I've kept deficit of 500-700 every day for two weeks.

WHY
*drinks dorito and mountain dew smoothie*
DO
*constantly makes excuses*
PEOPLE
*continues eating shit after getting bypass surgery*
HATE
*gargles mayo out of jar*
ME?

I'll start eating healthy tomorrow. One day won't make a difference anyways.

>if I fast and get down to normal weight, my body will be in a permanent starvation mode and I'll gain it all back and more!

>Ohhcha chota han solo ota

>"My doctor says I'm just naturally bigger."
Followed shortly with
>"Where's your medical degree?"

>"I've tried everything"

>I don't eat that much
for fatsos, and
>I eat a lot!
for skellies. same cure: track everything you eat.

>I walked so i deserve this caloric piece of trash

226 lb loser reporting in. Total manlet to boot. Been trying to fix up my habits. Cut out soda entirely. Made my meal portions smaller. Started overachieving at work to the point that I sweat every day. Still can't lose for shit.

Acquired shin splints with a nice hairline fracture while in the military, so legs hurt like a bitch if I cardio. Can't last long on a jog without pain, and god forbid I power walk or my shit is on fire.

I carry my weight well, so i dont look like I weigh as much as I do, but my fat builds up on my pubic area, and it makes my already below average dick look even smaller.

This shit is bringing me down hard.

>tfw u have a medical degree

>I don't have time to diet

Hehehe