How do I get a girl to bang my prostate?

How do I get a girl to bang my prostate?

Are there any negative health effects?

it's not good for your pooper, m8. do you wanna be incontinent when you're 40?

how do I get a girl

What does "bang my prostate" mean? Simulating your prostate by having her finger in your ass? Or actually banging something into your urine hole?

Everything that puts stress on your prostate might lead to inflammation and early-set prostatitis
Also an anal prolapse is really not a fun thing to see, and I imagine to have
I think the shitter should just stay the shitter, both for men and for women

After you're done sucking her feminine dick just roll over and say "I'm ready for the ding dong, time for the ding dong song!" Then you just sing the ding dong song and boom you're prostate is being pummeled by a totally heterosexual lady penis

Depends which continent, a rubbish one like Africa or what?

A finger is ok but don't stick anything bigger up there man trust me

there are escorts (female) specializing in this stuff who actually like to play with your ass and know what are they doing. Easiest and least homo, you might realize it is only a thrill.

Confucius say a finger in the bum will make you cum

Considering asking my wife to finger my asshole next time she blows me. Anyone have experience with this?

When you get fucked semen from the prostate leaks into your colon. That said, if semen can come out who's to say fecal matter isn't going into your prostate?

Protip, it does. You will get an enflamed/enlarged prostate which can lead to infertility and cancer.

God gave faggots all sorts of physical ailments to show them that they are an abomination and they still ignore it.

Pain, ripping, incontinence, AIDS, what is next?

Soon fags will just get struck by lightning. I can't wait.

Oh, you were in the humor thread too, huh fag?

don't do this, play the 5d game, send her some article which has links to another piece describing how males find prostate stimulation enjoyable or some shit. Let it be *her* idea

>God gave faggots all sort of blalala
>targeted lighting strike
christfags are the worst

it hurts, feels weird, distracting, wifey didn't seem too into it, but she's eager to please. 1/10 would not get squirrelly butt love again

This is exactly how my gf sleeps with me and it's fucking annoying

I need sleep to get big and she keep moving around and pushing me to the edge of the bed

Sounds like the first time I got a blowjob if you replace wife with gf tbdesu

>When you get fucked semen from the prostate leaks into your colon. That said, if semen can come out who's to say fecal matter isn't going into your prostate?

The prostate pushes semen to the urethra, it doesn't generate it, and it is not connected to the intestine. The whole point of it is to avoid contaminating the scrotum.

You are a fucking idiot, stop posting

hes right though. homosexuality is a disgusting fad, one of the few things western culture got wrong was not only accepting fags, but condoning their weirdo fetishes as well.

i smiled

>the absolute state of protestants

>that Canadian burn

the only thing western culture got wrong was allowing abrahamic faith to exist
>muh faith in ignorance as a substitute for intellectual honesty

retard

This thread is Veeky Forums in a nutshell

1)ask her nicely
2)not immediate,but after you turn gay you will probably get aids

i also hate faggots mr Bond

Why don't you first try stimulating your prostate yourself first? It's not for everyone and do you really want to be that little bitch who actually starts crying when you girlfriend relectantly slams a dildo up your ass?

Lol just get a bf

he is a closet homosexual
how is getting a gf gonna help him?

But a lot of heterosexual men get annoyed when their girlfriends don't do anal so....

Ask her to peg you?
If you don't use lube it will be uncomfortable and you might rip your pooper. But Idk about all the other stuff.

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>the only thing western culture got wrong was allowing abrahamic faith to exist
>>muh faith in ignorance as a substitute for intellectual honesty
You must purposefully talk to "Christians" instead or actually intelligent people who are Christians

use this, it's perfect

Great, now I'm hard.