NoGfFeels and lifting

How do you lift to get a gf? Literally my lifting has only brought me sloots, only wanting to bang me for my body though Im the typical nice guy. How should I lift to get a long term gf?

>he fell for the Veeky Forums meme
If you want a nice, long lasting relationship you shouldnt have wasted your time on your outer self. Now everyone will think you are a douchebag and no pure librarian qt3.14 will find interest in you.

literally go to church
a million decently pretty white christian girls looking for a long-term relationship, most are flexible about premarital sex as long as you're in a LTR

Theres no church here, I live in europe

Mosque it is then

There's no way you need to look to find a long term relationship. You ought to look in better places (like church as someone else mentioned) and be more discerning with who you let in to your life.

NIce b8 m8

FAGGOT

Ahahaaa. Luckily theres not a single one in my country

The superiour tablet position. I also always flip it 180degrees so the charger cable doesnt bend and the back button is a lot easier to access
Also one hand access for watching porn

Yea and that splitscreen video is 16:10 and you can shitpost on fit better. Still no gf though, probably should have bought an ipad for that

meet her in school or at work? Anywhere other than a club pretty much. Even tinder could work. Lifting makes you more masculine so of course it'll help attract women, but real gf material won't walk into your life from your body alone. You could even try picking up a girl randomly in public if she really catches your eye for whatever reason. Date around brah and just be yourself. However remember to constantly be improving on your own life because that can attract gf material as well.

where do you live with no churches? And even Belarus has a mosque.

Tinder is full of whore, banged about 50 sloots and theyve almost all been from tinder... cant meet gf at work since all male staff

Where can I get a new wife as pretty as here?

Dunno please tell me, the op. I dated a southamerican once that resembled her a little. Crazy, but great bod

fuck

did my tablet autocorrect Jew to new

Nice try boyo, using my Jewish princess to lure me in.

Isn't that Gal Something? You know, wonder womyn.

Almost forgot
>tfw no gf

Looks like >tfw no gf

I wish I knew lad

Here was my weekend.

>go grab chipotle with girl i just met.
>get along, no magical click yet.
>head back to my place and cuddle on bean bag chair, she is SUPER into it
>watch a few episodes of hannibal, cuddling gets intense and we start making out
>go back to my bedroom and things get intense, sex for like 1.5 hrs. Insanely good sex
>we cuddle and talk, she's amazing. No magic click yet, getting there though.
>actually feeling high as shit due to oxytocin/endorphin rush
>we have sex again, for the third time that night and fall asleep
>wake up and go grab breakfast, go buy more condoms and have sex again.
>go on hike. Go back to my place, vape some weed, have sex two more times.
>movies
>sex till 1am.
>fall asleep cuddling.
>feel magic click. Think I'm falling for her hard.
>date in three more days

T. fag who fucking made it. Good luck bros.

But user, she did the same thing last weekend with someone else.

Actually two weekends ago. She told me about it. It's not exactly like I've been saving myself for her either. Women don't "depreciate" every time they have sex. That is a naive, infantile and sophmoric outlook on human relationships.

>Tfw no gf

Wish I knew, user. 28 years of being a kissless virgin. Feels bad man.

i don't think he said depreciate once.
Might have just been pointing out that in two more weeks she might have found someone even more chad than you, and you're last week's news.

>two weekends ago she was fucking someone else
>no guys trust me she's definitely going to stay with me and not break my heart
please be bait

Getting fit has brought me no girls. Still a kv with no friends, in his mid 20s. Yay.

>tfw no gf

>tfw too lazy for gf

Some days I just like being alone, like totally alone and away from everything. Other days I feel talkative and normal but I still get drained in like one hour of socializing.

help

This is why none of you fucks have girlfriends.

is this a feels thread? feels thread

>pretty much lost my last friend today (or at least his trust)
>spent the past week or so helping him though a break up with his piece of shit cancerous gf, who i had been telling him for months to lose
>there to console him, talk sense into him, there to tell her to fuck off and not talk to him
>get a call from him midday, tells me theyre back together
>accuses me of fucking her and makes the whole thing out to be my fault
>after i spent so long trying to help him
>the fuck man
>get home from work
>on a whim decide to check my old college groupme
>didnt leave on the best terms with any of them
>first message I see
>theyre all laughing at and mocking me
going to be a long one today

Sometimes i just dont know Veeky Forums, sometimes i stumble and it feels like i can't get back up, or that I'm just a fool for even trying

>Lift
>Get a gf
>works out, played hs/college sports, was raised by vegans
>Literal gains goblin, always wants to eat
>wants to drink alcohol every day after work (can't drink cause I work late sometimes, and then I want to play Competitive Overwatch, which is hard drunk, 4064SR btw)
>Always wants to go out and spend money, or do some bullshit like hike or go the park, can't play video games
>Doesn't leave my house on weekends
>Doesn't watch TV cause her parents thought TV was evil so doesn't enjoy
>If we are at home she just spends the entire time humping my leg

GF is the ultimate monkey paw OP. Imagine everything you do, all day, is done with her. And anything she doesn't like, you don't do anymore. And telling her to leave is hard because you really don't want to back to nogf.

I really wanted something where I could open a door, get some love and affection, then just leave.

>tfw no gf

reported you fucking whore

>Im the typical nice guy.
Thats the problem sempai keep fucking sluts until nice girls crave you

Church girls a peak boring bro. Do not even try

you have to open your heart and be vulnerable
hopefully you choose the right girl and she doesnt squash you. most people choose wrong and learn 2-3-4 times before finding the one

what the fuck did you do to me Veeky Forums

>find Veeky Forums about 7 years ago
>weigh 69lbs at 5'8"
>severely depressed
>begin lifting and bulk up to 175lbs
>get confident and get gf
>gf just broke up with me
>only stay in gym now lifting more and more and eating
>go home and cry and work on school

how do I make it stop, I didn't want pain even worse than when I wasn't lifting and a literal husk of a human.

>Date first gf for 2.5 years
>She cheats on me
>Ruins me emotionally and makes it hard for me to trust any girl
>Finally meet a new girl who I really like, feel like I can trust her
>We date, qt asian, always been my dream to date an asian, and she was great
>Super in love with her
>She cheats on me with a close friend
>That was almost two months ago
>Mentally and emotionally fucked up from this
>Also realizing I have no friends who give a shit about me, no one to talk to or hang out with
Don't know where to go from here, life is boring and meaningless. I go the gym for hours a day because time flies there and it helps me channel rage, I nap every day because it takes up time during the day.

During the week I always want it to be the weekend, during the weekend I just want the next week to start. I don't know why, I have nothing I'm ever looking forward to, nothing that I expect to come by the time passing, but for some reason I just always want it to not be right now

iktf

I feel like I'm just walking around aimlessly all day with no drive or passion anymore. I feel sick to my stomach constantly and my brain is in a fog. I hope you feel better.