How do I ask out a cute guy at my gym?

How do I ask out a cute guy at my gym?

Tell him about the real locker room parties

Start by asking if he is a faggot. If he says yes, kill him and then kill yourself. If he says no, kill yourself.

But, there are no locker room parties at my gym.

Time to start one.

Ask him if he's there to workout.

ask if he can spot your boipucci

This.

look at him a lot. if you catch him making eye contact with you on a more-than-incidental level then he's probably into you. from then you just gotta start making small-talk with him and then ask him what he's doing later or whatever and invite him to go somewhere with you.

the initial approach is the hardest thing but you can go at it with a joke or a stupid question or some other shit it doesn't really matter cus no matter what you say its gonna insinuate you want to talk to them.

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Nothing gay about to men having sex together

Ask him to spot you from behind while you do good mornings or RDLs

Or you know, be a fucking normal person and spark up a conversation and lead it maybe into food, try to bring up like a new place or something and see if he wants to try it with you

r u girl

of course not

Woah there sport, lets calm down

Do what I did and steal his sweaty unwashed briefs and jerk off while sniffing it every night.

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OP here. Just for clarification, I am a guy, and a big gay one at that.

under RATE -d

This.

>he wasn't invited

>saying no
>not murdering the faggot on the spot
nah he's a fag lover, he's got to go too. speaking of which,
>not recommending murdering the fag lover
you must be a fag lover. kill yourself.