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Oh fuck no. I don't think I'll ever be aroused by a titjob again.

OG +F fucKL! wHY?!

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lightweight baby

jesus christ if muslims werent so DYEL this thread would make me want to join ISIS

Those unholy, unclean abominations. Living in trashdumps, feasting on fat and grease, rotting and decaying in deseases. Why would anyone even allow themselves to fall into this... ogredom? How can they be oblivious to all the pain their body had to suffer?

Truly evolution didn't prepare us for such good food abundance.

Same. My eyes also watered a bit. Holy fuck, I'm never buying sweets again I'm so traumatized.

Pretty smart for a girl, to be honest. If only her body was as beautiful as her mind.

If someone gave you 100,000 dollars to thoroughly lick that brush for 30 seconds would you do it?

looks like a fatter, harrier Sky Williams lmao he's already a fucking fag so this is just that much funnier

But hey, it's got 38g of protein man so its just a protein shake bro.

yeah probably

Yes

Nigga I'd do it for way less, not saying I want too, just I've done much worse for less.

t. people who never lived next to fat people.

This desu. I've always had a kind of vanilla fettish about being an obese woman's washtoy. Basically I want to get a morbidly obese wife/gf who can't even move, and she makes me clean her with my tounge in return for sex. Like, she'll make me lick her body clean and then go down on her, and when she has reached climax, she'll let me finish myself off in return. Kind of like a mix between feeding and cuck fantasies. I've tried to find porn sites that cater to this in some way but have had no luck, there's virtually no overlap between feeders and cucks online, which sucks, since both are fairly vanilla fettishes. I tried contacting a few premium pornsites I'm subscribed to asking if they could shoot a few videos on the topic, but they basically replied saying there was no demand for it. At this point I'm considering posting some adverts on backpage and craigslist looking for women to act this fantasy of mine out on screen.

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Thank you for ruining my sex life for the rest of the month

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bullshit. it's pretty unlikely whatever nastiness is on that brush is going to kill me, or cause significant long term medical issues. It's very fucking likely that I have a very unpleasant 30 seconds, maybe some follow-up sickness, and an unpleasant sensory memory in exchange for instant financial security. With 100k, compound interest, literally any half-way decent job, and a bit of resolve, you can have enough to retire on in a decade. Absolutely worth it; people go through far worse for absolutely nothing above their regular wages.

put me in cap

Rule 34
Is how the world will end

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how the fuck does one get a fetish like that?
I think is disgusting and im into girls with amputations
i would rather lick the stiches of limbless girl rather than whatever that whale stores in her fat folds

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>amputees
My nigga. Amputee girls are the best. Fat fucks have to get amputated eventually which really contaminates the qt amputee pool

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She is big enough to capture most of the radio waves, desu.

>"I'm union and I vote"
>Furniture patterns
>Looks like a bipedal walrus

Who else /PERMABULK/ here?

shits so weird nobody could make that up

>Black people

T. Brown Asian

>I'M UNION and I BLOAT!

>Contains soy
Heh, no thanks, I don't need actual titties to go along with my permabulk titties.

Yes make it hard mode with period blood and . Easiest 100k ever in 30 seconds

>kind of vanilla fettish

Speaking of soy I have a question. I'm a fat guy and I've started eating raw soy. Half of it is protein and it's very sating which helps me maintain the deficit. Growing up I didn't eat any soy and now I'm 29. I know soy contains xenoestrogens but how unsound is this practice? I mean, does the protein in it help me build muscle? Is soy more harmful when it's raw? Is it too late for xenoestrogens to fuck up my body?

raw soy isn't edible

Hasn't made me sick so far. However eating sweets like I used to gives me diarrea.

I would avoid any environmental estrogen you can, in your diet, in your drinking containers, etc. We've known there may be potential hormonal issues in men consuming isoflavones since the 40s. There are other protein sources that aren't so heavily criticized for giving you gyno.

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>"you can be morbidly obese and healthy"
>"morbid"
>"healthy"

I hate these people so much

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SWEET CHRIST WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Is this bait of someone pretending to be new in order to trick me?

>had pic related for breakfast
Is that ok?

I fucking hate fat fuckers, I fucking hate skinny cunts too, but my god do I hate fat fucks

The level of denial these hamplanets are in, it's actually mind numbing.

I hate how fatties try to make everything seem cute. They don't have a 'tummy' or a 'belly' they don't even have a gut anymore, they literally have a giant, dangling sack of fat hanging from their abdomen and there is nothing fucking cute about 'chub rub'. Like, 'tee hee, I'm so fat that when I move I create enough friction to hurt myself, tee hee, ain't I cute?' No, you fucking aren't, you're disgusting and I feel sorry for whatever clothing you've stuffed yourself into and whatever brand of make up you've slathered all over yourself to try and look like a human being

tl;dr: I hate fat people who want you to think they're 'cute'

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Sky got even thicker

Somehow it looks like a centaur but with a human torso on human legs.

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desu he's on his way to makin it
twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/907803349239701504

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Holy shit! I have been coming to Veeky Forums for over a decade too! Makes me feel old desu

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How vanilla can that be, Must be the vanilla ice cream your fat bitch must be eating.

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hahahahaha I will be so mad if boogie outlives me

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>>vanilla fetish

they sent out a fatx

This kinda thing depressed the living shit out of me when I was a chubby teenager. "Don't fight it, you're a fat fuck and that's all you'll ever be. And if you try to stop being a fat fuck you'll probably just be an even fatter fuck."
Thanks for convincing me I have no control over my life, fat acceptance, feels great (and ironically is the mentality that ACTUALLY leads to eating disorders).

Honestly, thank god I found Veeky Forums

Now. Let's take a minute here and replace the woman with a guy. Everything is pretty much the same just change the hygiene method where appropriate.

And then let's see what the general consensus is. The person won't be called brave or rebellious. They'll be called virgin and neckbeard or just lazy. The fact that it's always women who do this and expect to be praised for it baffles me.

>10
I lost 8 kg and kept it off ever since.
>9
Less food casts less.
>8
I don´t actualy talk about my diets in real life, there is not much to talk about since it is just eating less.
>7
That was somewhat true for me since I was not overweight to begin with.
>6
I look beter now with visible abs, more defined muscle and more narrow waist.
>5
Abs are sexy, muscle is sexy.
>4
I actualy eat much better now than I did before.
>3
I am not afraid of food, hell I even work with food.
>2
I have significantly more energy now than before.
>1
I am pretty confident in my body and my cardivascular health has never been better.
(resting heart reate as low as 48, maximum heart rate in the 200`s)

I love how she draws herself as a chubby but not huge girl but then shows how she can barely fit in the fucking tub and knocks shit over trying to shave her legs. Also it's a shitty excuse to stop shaving, you don't have to be in a bathtub full of water to shave your legs, what the fuck.

hes a fatty ding dong

With you brethren. Mass genoicde of hamplanets and hamgalaxies when?

LOSE THE FUCKING WEIGHT THEN

have i got a game for you

bitch you were on the letterhead

>implying I haven't already played it
Dude, even tumblr whales have played it, its like undertale of VNs, or rick and morty of VNs, seemsayin ?

>the memo for her couldn't be mailed due to excess weight of the package
>the memo for her couldn't reach her address because it had a heart failure on the way
I'm fucking funny

>100k for licking dead skin, fungus, bacteria, fatty skin oil, numerous macro and microscopic invertebrates from a fatass, disgusting sweat from a fat roll, the mixture of bacteria, oil, water that makes body odor, which will have a sweet stench due to diabetes, etc

I.know it sounds tempting, but a lot of those 100k will go to a medical bill to take care of infections from it.

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Stop eating it you fucking retard, all the fucking protein is of no use because the xenoestrogens tell your body to rather store fat and piss out the protein anyways. You're fat already, you have mantits, soy will make them real tits. Do you want to be a fucking woman m8 ?

I can't exactly assume that everyone has played a game about fucking crippled people made by Veeky Forums

>I wonder why thinner is better?
Literally precedes this question with a list of reasons why thin is better

when a normal sized hula hoop is too small to fit around you, you know you've gone too far

Just slap a body acceptance label on it and don't mention Veeky Forums, senpai. Tumblrinas love showing how progressive they are, hence Bioware's marketing strategy