How do you know if a girl is fat over Tinder?

Did that the other day, I should have known!

You...

.. cant :^)

>She literally says she is fat in the profile
>Asks the chan if she is fat
where you dropped as a baby desu?

bruh her name is literally fat

would fuck the living shit out of regardless

Try this one on for size (no pun intended)

who gives a fuck? she's beautiful, i would fuck her braindead

On the right

Looks thin

looks like the epitome of average size

>dat nu-male open mouth selfie.

riFAT is the name , not that hard to guess

youtube.com/watch?v=WkQMGZ1GFCM

hey guys need some advice
>went to one of best friends weddings a few weeks ago
>was groomsman
>had a great night all together
>after ceremony was hanging at bar with friends
>grooms sister that I've known for as long as I can remember comes up and we start talking
>after about 10-15 minutes she tells me she's always had a crush on me
>she is hot as fuck
>at this point I am a bit dumbfounded
>i tell her "you are really killing me right now.. a huge part of my wants to make out with you immediately.. but another huge part of me doesn't know the etiquette for making out with the grooms sister on the day of his wedding"
>i flirt with her for another hour or so and finally decide fuck it, lets do this
>as we begin to go to my room the dad sees what's happening and shuts it down immediately
>I don't have her number and haven't talked to her since and that was 2 weeks ago
>just been drinking and thinking about what to do

I'm 28. She's 25. Really, REALLY fucking hot and comes from great genetics. She doesn't live too far from me... (sort of.. 6 hour drive). She is wife material but the only way I could get ahold of her is messaging through facebook and I have a fake account so idk if that would be weird..

plz halp.. I want a waifu so I can stop drinking by myself.. (and stop drinking altogether)..

Her name is Rifat because when you meet up you're gonna go REEEEEEEEEEEE FAT!

Her face looks old/masculine(low sexual dymorphism?), cant say you would lose much after seeing her cilinder body
On the other hand.....holy shit
it would never, never cross my mind she was fat, chubby or thic
fukin hell

Just look for her on facebook you dumb fuck

Show up at her house nigga, a message from a fake profile is just straight up creepy my dude.

T. Tumblr operative trying to get perfectly normal guys to fuck fatties

Why cant you ask your mate (the groom) for her number?

Ive already found her on facebook my friend

lel. I don't know where she lives, and showing up randomly is way fucking creepier.

Make an actual facey b account then

Well, I have considered that, but all my friends that I ask say that they would just message her directly. I kind of want to ask him first. I've never been in this fucking situation

>was groomsman
>can't talk to the groom about his sister
she's wife material, but are you sure you're husband material?

I figured you knew where she lived, if you don't it's creepy, yeah.

his teeth looks like a wet thin piece of paper

>are you sure you're husband material?
I am. I'm just not accustomed to asking a close friend if I could stick my cock inside his sister

If he's your friend I'm sure he won't mind, specially since he's married now and everything. It is an option if you don't want to talk to her on facebook.

Ah, so you're afraid he doesn't like you enough to be with his sister?

if they're brown it doesn't matter if they're fat

I know he likes me a lot. I consider him one of my closest friends and I wouldn't have been his groomsman if the feeling wasn't mutual. There was one time wherein we got into a rather heated political debate however and so my only hesitation in asking him is that he wouldn't be keen on his sister dating someone "like me." Right before I was about to kiss his sister before the dad shut it down I asked her if she would tell her brother and she said no and then smiled, looked down, and stepped an inch away from my face and looked up. So..

>tfw post full body picture on tinder and girls want my dick but I'm waiting for marriage which I said in my profile they clearly didn't read

>I'm waiting for marriage
dog bless u

Heres a (You) for making me kek

Tell him you want to date her and get her number.

>wife material
you both know eachother for "as long you remember" yet never keept contact
>wife
its a novelty fuck at best
lack the balls to talk to her brother yet is all pumped up to cum on his sister face like its a cheap jewish porno

If you couldn't tell this podgy faced pig nosed bitch was fat from this picture, you're an idiot.

Also, one girl I met up with just had super out of date photos on her tinder. Like she seemed super slim in the photos but they were at least 3 years old.

There's no way of knowing for sure.

>yet never keept contact
because I essentially forgot about her until the fucking wedding dude. I didn't know she was interested and she was an ugly duckling as a child. I saw her at the wedding and she told me she liked me and she grew into a gorgeous woman.

>lack the balls to talk to her brother yet is all pumped up to cum on his sister face like its a cheap jewish porno
I don't consume Jewish propaganda that melts the fucking brain. Fuck porno. My intentions are pure. Stop strawmanninng me please.

cheers m8

Wow, she's cute

Thicc ideally involves actual muscle and some fat contributing to being big in the right places (ass, thighs) but smaller elsewhere (upper body/waist). Thicc and fat are not synonymous and girls should know the difference.

user, I want you to succeed. She has already shown long term interest and has been waiting for you to make a move but doesn't want to seem like a slut throwing herself at you. As a grill who had to be REALLY forward with her boyfriend who wanted to fuck but missed all the opportune moments because of low self esteem, but had also had a fair share of creepy fucks, in this scenario you would not be acting creepy at all for pursuing her. Don't let this slip out of your fingers!

>waiting for marriage
Lol

Pretty much this. If there is mainly only face and angle or artistic shots, swipe left man.

If a girl has any modicum of attractiveness she will want to show it.

There are exceptions to the rule but outliers quote unquote can fuck off because it's a free country.

>no body pics
>ask for a body pic. if she doesn't provide, she's probs fat
>face pics taken from angles waay above her head
>fat fingers (actual slim grills with fat fingers are a 0.01% rarity)

then again don't ask her what her weight is.

t. former grill fatty

>My intentions are pure

Then why aren't you acting on them?

>no pictures showing body
>carefully chosen angles
>over-pouting, actually sucking in cheeks
>all pictures have filters, especially the same filter over and over, most of them distort the face shape.
>cleavage looks flat with an unusual cleft.
>joke about fat women and having been catfished, be mean about it but not to them. If they get offended, they're fat.
>claims fitness as an interest, but no gym selfie.

With 70% of the population being fat, always err on the side of caution.
I would say any that say they like powerlifting are fat, but they tend to be more honest about it.
Be careful with the filters, I've seen girls cropping and desaturating images with the cat filter to hide the nose and ears, because it gives them bigger eyes and cheekbones.
Women are not to be trusted.

Signs you have a good one:
>unashamed use of different photo angles, even if unflattering.
>picture where you can see body shape properly
>an actual no-makeup picture, not a "I just put on stuff from the natural range, missed my hair and got back in to bed lol"

you already spaghetti'd hard at the wedding and probably ruined your shot. hit her up on facebook and see what happens but don't count on anything

Obvious double chin is obvious

Use of hair to cover up neck and body and to accentuate jawline line.

>but another huge part of me doesn't know the etiquette for making out with the grooms sister on the day of his wedding"

In what fucking reality?

Of course girls should know the difference, but they probably disregard that, I.E. big is beautiful, healthy at every size, etc. If they're fat they'll definitely try to pass it off as thicc because they're delusional. So that user's strategy isn't too bad

>strawman
All the good things you got about her was "hot" and "good genetics", not smart or honest or anything, hell before you even avoided her because she was ugly.
You are not a teenager anymore to sneak in romance, if you want something serious of course her family will need to know about it and will need to give their approval beforehand
>42915409
if you are now afraid to speak up because her brother will not approve you two together get fucked mate, they wont like you better if they find out you end up meeting behind their back

Is this a Tinder general? I've been texting with this cute pajeet girl, and she's the only one I've enjoyed talking to, but she lives far away. Is it worth biting the bullet and going over?

And yes, if you can't see the body they're always fat.

>messaging through facebook and I have a fake account
Well you're a social autist who doesn't have a Facebook. She's too good for you,

>Don't let this slip out of your fingers!
thank you annonette. Which course would you have me take? Ask brother or message her directly on facebook (with random fake account that I only use for friends and family)

Because It's my friends sister

>you already spaghetti'd hard at the wedding
completely incorrect. I did very well at the wedding. trust me.

>In what fucking reality?
no clue what this means? You mean I should have fucked her asap?

>they wont like you better if they find out you end up meeting behind their back

I know understand where you are coming from. Thank you for your words. And she is very smart and sweet and innocent and all those great things. I don't mean to be surface level in describing her, but this is Veeky Forums afterall..

>hell before you even avoided her because she was ugly.
man.. I saw her like maybe 5 times when she was 12 - 13 and I went to my friends house to hang out.. I was 17... I hope you can understand me going to my friends house and not hitting on his kid sister at the time.

>Rifat
>fat
seems pretty obvious to me user

I turned this shit into a science before I met my wife

>always a high angle profile pic that masks a jawline
>if face looks abmormally wide (keep healthy chick face in mind) abort mission
>if cleavage has a weird gap (think fat bastard tits) run like a nigger from a paternity test
>if boobs seem really pushed together, either a fatty trying to show off the big (nasty fat) goodies the deep fried gods gave her, or a chick with really small knockers
>if she doesn't have any full body profile pics, or she has full body profile pics but it's always in a group, she a fatso

If all else fails add her on Snapchat. If she refuses or she always takes 20 minutes to send a reply she's fat. Stay patient though, they always slip up. The best way to get a full body pic is to send a full body pic of you doing something ridiculous and they'll send one back thinking, "oh my god, he has a sense of humor. He's totally not going to care if I'm fat, he's really down to Earth."

If you don't want fatties you can't treat them like people. Inspect them like you're buying a new car, and then bounce if you find a lemon.

>amerifat dental care

Zuccerberg has great things in store for you friendo

Oh no, he knows my name and that I went to Disney in 2015.

Facebook is only as invasive as you let it be.

>far away
1 hour walking? another city? another state?
All i know about pajeet girls is their propensity to get crazy fat as they age and westernized ones are insufferable cunts
plus they dont smell good either

as a life tip: when it comes to romance act according to how a woman likes you, not how much you like her, otherwise if you get too desperate you will put any sort of garbage on a pedestal

>Because It's my friends sister

So? Ask him first. You have no excuse, stop being a bitch.

Another city. Getting fat in the future is irrelevant since she's here for another few months only. But she's very cute, funny, and highly educated, which turns me on.

I don't know about the smell, never been with one. There aren't many indians girls here.

She seems to like me a lot, she wouldn't stop giving me compliments.

I suppose one trip over the weekend wouldn't be a big deal, if it works out it works out, if not it's a day or two wasted.

How do you know if a girl is a Bogdanoff on tinder?

ask if she's bogpilled

Ask if she has two french uncles that are twins

Ask her for a quick rundown

ask her for a basic gestalt

Ask her for the whole enchilada.