FITIZENS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

IT. Currently a L1 grunt, working towards Exchange expert.

Diver

RAUL.

Guv'ment

Warranty testing!

Studied Health Management, became a Contractor, working on becoming a real estate agent

mooch off relatives

>2017
>not dropping out of society

embrace it friend

Porn star

dude who pretends to study

Bullshit. Proof or gtfo

Plumber

furry porn artist

it wasnt supposed to end up this way

i would if i could

isn't welfare like 500 dollars a month? you'd have to be living in a shack to be able to live off that

Physical therapist, it fucking sucks

I unironically hope you die

Fireman, it's pretty fucking rad, pay is mediocre, day trade to supplement my income, im apparently really good at that probably the autism so I'll probably be able to retire by the time I'm 40 and just day trade to keep some cash flow rolling in.

Forensic Accounting for high end divorce cases.

>itt dyel professions

...

pseudonym?

Landscape architect

Thinking of pivoting to something with more hands on interaction with plants

Confirmed bullshit

We can't all do commentary for UFC and run podcasts about ketosis

State archive... Fucking kill me please!

>sucks
Tell me a story

If you claim disability and unemployment it's 1000$

OOH OOH!

"collecting Bill Clinton's jizz off of Monica Lewinsky's dress"

Nurse

>hands on interaction with plants
Is that a euphemism?

I manage an automated carwash

Lab tech at an opticians. The pay is shit but the working conditions are pretty comfy.

maybe in the next life user

NEEThood is god tier if you can manage to have like 1 or 2 friends and get laid every 6 months

Firefighter/Paramedic and Electrician

>wake up at ~6am cause work starts at 7:30 am
>go to work, a kid with cerebral palsy is already waiting
>CP is not treatable, so he's gonna be a patient for years
> start exercising him and he fucking drools on every piece of fucking clothing I have
>spastic muscles are harder to pull than the 3 plate dl from yesterday
>try to verticalize the kid - he fucking bites my fucking hand the entire time
>parent smiles and explains how he does that all the time and he's just playing
>plain out don't give a shit, I just want him out off my work
>~1h later I'm finishing him off and he's getting ready to leave
>a 24 year old spastic patient comes in
>mfw

At least tell me the pay's good

Give me a job working for you

I got more money (welp, pay + tips) when I was still in college, working as a bartender.

So no.
Not at all.

If you got a degree in PT , sure.

Part-time at my uncle's BBQ pit cook and part-time cashier at family's liquor store. I also do some maintenance on my grandparent's apartment complex property.

admin for a team of dietitians; I get loads of time to shitpost on Veeky Forums at work and it doesn't wreck my gains
plus I get access to meal replacement drinks if I need extra calories

Part-time cook at my uncle's BBQ pit eatery and part-time cashier at family's liquor store. I also do some maintenance on my grandparent's apartment complex property. I've never paid rent. I've never had more than $2k in debt. I've never went to college. I rank in about $53k a year (excluding various passive income).

Worked in a bank. Quitted and now im studying to join Army jurisdiction.

What if l have a degree as a PT assistant?

GI Bill! hell ya!

I'm a powerlifter

My profession is suicidal student

Residential drafter. I sit on my ass all day then go straight to the gym after work.

Webdeveloper

Live in any of the nordic countries and just dont go to work -> get money. As a uni student on a good degree in terms of employment I'm actually mad jealous that I didn't just be a loser like my friends and get free neetbux instead of hard work

I am salesman. Being fit allows you to do sex-sales more easily.

Work at a boat hire, teach people how to drive boats, where to go for fish/seeing dolphins and shit, pretty physical job. Pushing boats down a hill, lifting double kayaks, pushing whales in them off the sand into the water. But I've been doing it for 3 years and made no gains because I was a drug addicted skelly, this'll be my first season doing it where I've actually been lifting/dieting/supplementing correctly, while not smoking half a pack a day/coming to work stoned every morning. Already feels fucking amazing. Aim to apply for the police academy once I get some noticable muscle and can run longer without my skele legs giving out.

I studied electrical engineering in uni, I have a small company that makes slaughterhouse/meat processing equipment

Web dev, aka code artisan, aka numale central.

So basically your family gives you a good salary when they could get a beaner to do those jobs for like 15k? Weird desu.

>low level corporate drone
>35k a year
>live with parents to save money (for a house I guess?) even though there is no future in america

>I want to come in physical contact with plants more and be around them more

N-no?

Tax Student
Part time job as delivery driver as well

I was a project lead for a new software the company i work for was developing, but yesterday the owner decided that software is going to be spun off into its own company and I'm the CEO.
Wish me luck anons.

Translation:

"I'm human garbage"

Filthy gaijin...

Work at chemical plant studied chemical engineering at uni.
Graduated last year December make 55k a year. Only thing that sucks is the location.

I always wanted to be a baker

Carpenter mainly but do masonry and other construction professions a little bit as well.

Best of luck bro

I AM IN A PROFESSION OF ARMS. I don't much care for it.

I'm a chemist and microbiologist for a drinking water testing laboratory.

>help desk
>52k a year

>california
so it's pretty much like 10k a year after taxes and bills

Novelist

Idk man you're just like every other american in that case.

Even thiugh you're aware that this sysem is at the very least inneficient, you still prefer to be in it out of comfort. So what's with the complaining?

>come in physical contact with plants?
Hmm.. still not convinced. This is Veeky Forums after all.

Student - need advice, how do i stop my rips from making me look like a skeleton + what should i work on

mid-level corporate expert.

Clinical engineering technician!

Not that guy, but have you ever touch a flour petal still attached to a plant? They're the softest thing ever. Sometimes the stems smooth; sometimes they are bristly. Sometimes the stems are mushy and soft; sometimes they're ridged like wood. The leaves can be waxy broad and flat or tiny, soft, scratchy. Or any mix of all or other traits. Plants are the perfect candidate for sexual harassment and molestation.

army infantryman

Also not that guy, but I was with you until the end there. Plants are cool as heck. Arborist is my fallback job once I get my English degree and end up without work and need money to finish up my biology degree so I can into botany somewhere.

Lifeguard at an indoor water park, pays for school and get the mires

Fuck off ugly manlet english teacher who couldn't make it in his own country.

Wagecuck detected

holy shit this hit me deep

clinical psychologist, accredited in CBT
now running my own private practice
is going great, so great in fact that I started to employ other therapists
>tfw you hire your gf
>tfw from that day on all your patients are horny little borderline gurls or young students with dependency issues
>tfw I get mails by young female students who want to work here to gain practical experience

11B

Fellow day trader, what is your strategy my dude, I always wind up doing well on a few, but bad enough on others that I always hover around 2% a month.

13F.

>basically infantry

At least I'm not a scout.

Piano teacher

Geomatics surveyor

We are not even rich (most one of them gets after taxes is $70k a year), but we are entrenched and have established businesses/passive income for 90+ years. I would almost say I'm getting a form of welfare (earlier in my life when my responsibilities were few and simple), but I do put in the work, keep a scheduled regiment and will have to help run/gain more responsibilities in the near future along with my siblings and cousins.

A nerdy CGI artist.

Lol, you right.

Gunners mate

what a corporate job gives you only 35k I thought that the bottom level was atleast 50k

Bored and over it bartender/waiter.

I'm considering just doing manual labor instead. I'm that over it.

Corrections Officer full time, Military Police part time.

205 lbs @ 5'7"
4 inches erect
ORM 95/135/145/225

Get at me