Plato

>Plato
>George Washington
>Abraham Lincoln
>Ulysses S. Grant
>Theodore Roosevelt
>Robin Williams
>Neil Degrasse Tyson
>etc
What do they all have in common? They all did wrestling. So why the FUCK aren't you doing wrestling? Don't you want to be successful in life?

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>doing anything but lifting
you're a literal cuck wasting your body

>did wrestling
>doing wrestling
were they brainlets too faggot

They also drank water and breathed oxygen,

>Plato
>George Washington
>Abraham Lincoln
>Ulysses S. Grant
>Theodore Roosevelt
>Robin Williams
>etc

What do they all have in common? They all ate cucumbers and they all are dead now. So why the FUCK are you still eat cucumbers? Don't you want to be alive?

> missed out on wrestling in high school
I was a skeleton I didn't think I'd ever be fit

>Neil Degrasse Tyson

One sour grape to ruin the bunch. Never gonna wrestle now.

What are you going on about?

>Neil Degrasse Tyson

Yet none of these faggots can lace Big Dogs boots

Cause I'm 25, also gay so I might get a boner and I don't want that.

>mad Christcucks
he's literally the smartest of the entire group

Man I want to be a WWE wrestler
Kane is cool

its true, the lessons you learn in wrestling carry to anything

Fuck off cocksucker

I've been wanting to start wrestling but the rate of injury seems to be high. It seems like great fun and amazing cardio but I'm a pussy about concussions

Daily reminder wrestling was thrown out of the Olympics while gayass "sports" like horse riding is still in

>neil "affirmative action" degrasse tyson
holy fuck you're retarded (and I'm 90% sure it's not even bait unless you browse Veeky Forums but Veeky Forums is so stupid even the smartest Veeky Forumsizens only ever browse Veeky Forums and that's on a good day)

its the fucking anaheim angels fucktard

>never published a paper in his field
>never so much as coauthored a paper or worked on a significant project
>never contributed anything of worth to the field he holds in such high esteem
He's a glorified PR man for the sciences, that's it. He may not be stupid, but he's nowhere near the smartest man on that list. He's basically just the black Bill Nye.

are you implying starting vacuum rused me?

Wrestling ruleset isn't so great. Here's my dream wrestling sport:
>takes place in circular ring
>force opponent out of ring = 1 point
>slam opponent to mat with force = 1 point
>submit opponent = 1 point
>reset after every point, first to 3 points wins match
Dynamic, lots of ways to win, have to get 3 points means long matches, no stalling. Maybe allow open hand hits like in sumo, or closed fist to the body.

what's the current scoring?

That's called sumo

You might enjoy Combat JJ.
youtube.com/watch?v=EPCvMCV-1aM

>Grappling
>Open hand strikes to coerce an opponent
>Submission only
>Overtime rounds where you get the best position and you either submit them or escape the fastest.

Wrestling is gay

That's sumo?
Some sumos are surprisingly athletic, and it's really entertaining, I suggest you watch some

it would be weird for a 30 year old guy to show up to the high school in tights ready to hug on some teenage boys. that's why.

ayyy