Oh, your quads! You're practically a T-rex

>Oh, your quads! You're practically a T-rex.
>But who knows, SS+GOMAD could solve quite a bit!
>Hah hah hah hah...

Why, what a spectacular supplement! Tell me more about it, I've never seen anything like it

Greetings.
I am Oswald of The Gym, the pardoner.
Thou appearest to skip squats, yet magnanimous are the quads.
Cometh thou to confess? Or to accuse? For indeed all sin is my domain.

Mm! Oh-hoh!
Excuse me. I was so absorbed in thought, I just drifted away.
You see, I'm actually in a bit of a fix.
I've made it this far, but I'm short on protein scoops for the trip back.

How do you respond?
>Yes
>No

Getgudfagets

No, every time
My heart can't take that again

>tfw vanilla Sleds 1 looks better than the Berserk anime

>Hello!
>You're not a curlbro, are you?

How do I into Capramode?

Bearer of the curls... Seek gains.
Larger, more powerful gains.
Seek the Natty King, that is the only way.
Lest this gym swallow you whole...
As it has so many others.

FUARK SOULS

Ah, zyzz
Or some say Aziz
Do you hear our prayers?

gold

>no desert pyromancer gf
why live lads

>Thou hast journey'd far, and overcome much, chosen Man-Let. Come hither, child..

Bear-seek-seek-lest

Many of us are by the face forsaken.
I speak of thine kind, and mine.
Behold this gym! We are DYEL, belike two skellies which gaze upon the other.
Fear not the bulk my friend.
and let the gains begin.

To get 36 strength so you can one hand that Zullie Boipussy

why the fuck do epople want big quads?

it take away from the v taper.

its all about the

GLUTES

GOOD FUCKING MORNING

DONT TELL HIM, HE IS A GOOD DUDE!

>that first chug of the day

lug around a 50 pound knife all day

>You're in the catacombs and this guy slaps your firekeeper's ass. What do you do?

QUALITY POST ALERT

Good.

Please stop posting my pictures on the net.

>death run into the manlet pit to grab the oly bar

First thing I do every new gym membership

There's no room for good dudes in Lordran
All he had to do was get good

Solaire was worse
He was pure

all he had to do was EAT BIG TO GET BIG CMON

...

Ah... You were by my side all along. My true mentor... my guide to natty gains

Give it to me, that thing... Your Dark Swoles

>the furtive manlet, so easily forgotten

>dog
>in the catacombs
Found the Fucking casual

He's in the real catacombs, not the manlet catacombs

NIce save

your walking around anor londo looking for protein when
>h-hey user you look really strong
>wanna cuddle?

what do?

Hit it with my hammer until it screams
OOOO HERETIC
SWATHED IN DARK
AN ETERNAL CURSE UPON THEE
Jesus Christ Gwyndolin is a fucking pussy Faggot bitch

I may be but small, but i will die a collosus- skellington of manletria

pound boipucci with zwei

i hate blighttown so much

>you've got a heart of swole
>don't let them take it from you

Be the hardest boss in the game

i killed capra first try and died to taurus like 15 times on my first playthrough

Why.. it's the comfiest area in the game

not even close. Just kill dogs first and do plunging attacks. Super easy with drake sword

those blow dart cocksuckers keep poisoning me reeeee

and undead burg is by far top comfy

YOU THERE, LUNKER
DIDN'T YOU READ THE WARNING?
PLANET FITNESS, BURNED AND ABANDONED BY MEN IS NOW HOME ONLY TO HAMBEASTS

>The things you hunt, they're not hambeasts. They're people
Djura did everything wrong

>proceeds to roll off the ledge to his death

You are a skilled lifter
Swole, merciless, half-cut with creatine
...which is why I must stop you

...

>want his shit but don't want to miss out on the gesture
>not gud enough to beat lanklet paarl
Tips?

Learn to dodge paarl's body explosion bs
if you master that then its e-z all the way

What weapon you got lad

don't use lock on for Paarl
damage each of the legs a bit before staggering him so that you can chain the staggers as he's getting up. If you do that he's pretty much dead.

Paarl is babby mode, but the Loran Darkbeast in the chalice dungeon is legit the most annoying boss in the game

Idk
The witches are fucking annoying

Outta my way plebs

>Bearer of the curse. I will always be at your side. Until hope has fully withered.
>y-you too

>Hi, my name is scooby. And I'm here to teach you to break the undead curse for FREE. .

The trick is to get the first witch at low health, then find the second witch and beat her to death before her health bar appears. This way you can avoid phase 2 altogether

Thomas looking bretty gud there I must say. Handling all those valuables giving him those joocey forearms

Priscilla best waifu

Fuck him and those stupid dogs

So you know that whey out there
Squatting quads in the making
Can't gain fast without bulking
Can't go stall or lifts won't CHANGE

sad!

That place with the 2nd hydra.. and the dragon. . That is the comfy. But the most super cumfy specific spot in the game is right outside nito boss room over look that whole area

God dark souls is shit and it's associated ""memes"" are shittier

Place with the Hydra is Ash Lake

good taste user

Swolen one, hearest thou my voice still?