Who /Chad/ here

Who /Chad/ here

kys

>that pic
>chad

someone call sea world, shamu is on the loose and using tinder

>eating pussy like a common dyke
>chad
Bro, that bitch has a tongue, she can lick her own pussy. Give them nothing but dick.

>Uh.. Im bi so im used to that
>uh... you are nothing special hun
>uhh... Well technically I am x y z so... uh...


Fuck I hate fatties. They resort to being a slut to boost their sense of self worth. Look at the way she is talking to you, as if squaring up for a fist fight

God damn I hate these masculine hos

my nigga i hope this is bait

>Who /chad/ here
Not you apparently

>/Chad/
>bottom
not possible

Is don't understand the blowjob part at all. I thought a bottom means gay, what don't I get?

i think you do get it then

...

Obviously not you boyo
I see who /fag/ here tho

>"bazingaaaa"
>autism intensifies

>talks like a sperg
>only gets hit on by uggos
player of the year over here

OUT OF THE WAY, VIRGINS

making it

>has nothing to offer this thread

better nothing than shit

Maybe she's straight, bro. Eating pussy is a lesbian thing, right?

Chad approaching, I repeat, Chad approaching

Cringe threads aren't Veeky Forums related. Fuck off

>Using tinder
>Chad

Chad fucks human girls, Chad doesn't slobber over fat and secretly desperate single moms on SeaWorld's whale mating service

I hope to god this isn't you. why are you willingly bragging about being a sperg?

jealousy. maybe if you stopped hating you could get laid.

>2 days ago...

t. virgin

>coming from you

chad isnt a negative piece of shit like you either

The only way you could have been less of a chad is if you asked to watch her fuck someone

i dont hate and i get laid, stay mad virgin.

cant help it mama raised a gangster...

kek'd

Just fuck already

>eating out Tinder girls

Do you guys actually want STDs

topkek

no thanks im too autistic to be able to stand human contact. making fun of other people who try is good enough for me.

This isn't Chad, this is scraping the very fucking bottom of the barrel.

And by scraping I mean clawing like a motherfucker,

no one has any tinder shitposts? old Veeky Forums used to have great tinder threads. and everyone was positive and supportive.

god has truly left us

100% Chad extract over here

I laughed

Nerds

>tfw not the stereotypical degenerate Chad

I live in a country where hookup culture doesn't exist. I've only fucked a total of 9 girls in my 25 years of existence, all at least an 8/10 even without makeup. Had to put up with relationship meme. But it's not half as bad as it sounds. I always get my way in bed.

How many fucking icons do you need across the top of your screen m8

are you chadjeet? or chadhammad

>k bye

rekt

This is /chad/

>eating out girls at all
Do you guys actually want to become dykes

Definitely this, but honestly eating out any modern attractive girl is probably a horrific idea if you don't want your jaw to melt off.

That's a failed wannabe Chad. Chad isn't a mean faggot.

Fucking dykes

>tfw getting into so many girls pants that I forget to message half of them
>tfw even my long time friend girl is getting into me and think I'm sexy
A-am I making it now, Veeky Forums? I've received 5 news in 2 days, never happened before

Kek

...

I'm half korean half flip currently living in Japan.
Grew up in the Philippines then moved in Japan when I was 16. Occasionally visits inferior korea for months at a time.

How would you call me?

M E R C I L E S S
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Im a Chad

Kek

...

How tall are you user?

br00t4l

>not eating out women

Gay af

>Jezelle

why bother talking to a girl that cant even spell her own name.

5 in 2 days isn't shit

plus if you weren't bull shitting you would have something to offer this thread. kill yourself.

Very nice

t. virgin
t. chad

holy shit

>posting other people's screenshots
lad

>the virgin smartphone

>Bazinga
Absolute unadulterated autism

Chad doesn't give a shit about muh feefees and just does what he wants to enjoy himself.

will she ever recover?

chad isn't a low self esteem faggot who wants to make other people feel bad

I... I don't think so user...

Oh shit

6'6"

>implying I'm gonna share out of the blue

Chad is not an ideal newfag

>6'6"

Typical feminist "real men don't... " bullshit. Nobody gives a fuck about you being offended.

>chad
>talks to 3/10
Pick one OP

Not to mention that was some hilarious ribbing, the kind that gets the pusy super wet. Definitely Chad tier.

>Still coming to Veeky Forums for validation
Nope

A girl asked me to spot her at the gym the other day

that means we're practically married, right?

out of the blue? this is a tinder thread. you came here to brag but have no proof. you are a liar.

Am.... Am I making it?

>5'11"

>those laughing emojis
you destroyed her brad

i don't even know why i have tinder

btfo

if she replys

>Goofy ass bitch
You legend

Chads aren't douchebags. Chads are men that other men want to be. Douches are failed Chads.

What the fuck did we do to deserve this shit lad?

No it means you're now her father. Don't leave her out of your will.

REST IN PEACE

wew.

Autist here. Can someone redpill me on this? If I hookup with a chick what's the process? Have her suck my dick then fuck her?

I love how easy it is to get laid but hate how hard it is to find a girl of substance

Jesus Christ I'm dying because of this dumb shit

Here's another but this one was kinda ugly with a fucking beak for a nose