T-thanks for the memes Veeky Forums I think my date with Nicole! Is gonna go well tomorrow...

where did you meet her?

-we met outside a bar randomly a few months ago
-shared a bacon wrapped hotdog (I didn't eat the bun)
-at some point I kissed her (ty low inhib alcohol)
-casually Snapchat until she asks me out
-she asked me to take her out a few days ago

Idk kinda weird but W/E, she lives like 30 miles from me

We're meeting close to dark what movie should we watch

Don't take Viagra dumbass, especially if you havent used it ever before.

he said he's anxious as fuck, thats gunna give him limp dick

What if I take a half dose

>autist
>gets Veeky Forums
>makes it
Rooting for you user, you truly are Veeky Forums personified. You seem like a genuinely good person too so just be yourself. The girl is clearly into you, should be smooth sailing.

then you'll have a triple thick butterfat chocolate super boner

Lmao @ u

I did 4 hours natty. Step up your game kid

Should I tone down the tism

take her for a movie

i wouldnt recommend the viagra i would recommend the m-force shot like the liquid versio, took that shit while drunk to stay up with a girl, holy shit i was like leonidas fucking the persians with my spear in their asses

dude why is this girl so obsessed over what to wear

I have no idea lol

It. Horror films make girls horned

No offense, but you both seem like true morons.

Where do you even get viagra from?

kek

be alpha, just say "stop worrying about what you're gonna wear, its all gonna look the same when its in a pile on my bedroom floor anyway"

is it for a friend?

Let's find out user

The Fly.

tell her youll make a threesome with your uncle johnny he is 56

Shit why did I say that

This shit is cash, good luck user!

This fucking normie ass SHIT

Say "send nudes"

trips get

Hope she's not serious.

It's nice to break the cycle of autism my dude you should try it

dude good. telling her to shut the fuck up and letting it be a surprise what youre gonna do is how to do it

post an update tomorrow from bed with her

nothing leave it

i don't understand, why did you say that you buffoon

jerk off a few times before going on a date then when you fuck you wont nut for like an hr shits cash

>ughs
Not sure if you meant uggs or if this was some genius next level play off her "ugh"

No they just both sound like autists excited as fuck for this date. Match made in heaven desu.

Dont do this, this girl obviously isnt some sloot with daddy issues

>Viagra
painful if you don't need it

Yeah she didn't see the "ughs" I was hoping she would

>30 miles

Fuck. That. Noise.

>No they just both sound like autists excited as fuck for this date. Match made in heaven desu.

seriously this is what ive gained from this. she's either autistic or just super super excited to go on a date with you and wants everything to be perfect for you

you also could have responded to her clothes autism with "wear whatever you want as long as you're there the clothes dont matter" for some true beta shit

he buffoon

Send her this op

>No offense

lol

>true beta shit
Is that beta i just read that as a compliment and basically saying i want you naked.

is she in highschool?

Lol its over
Dont show up tomorrow

>Thinks girls and Veeky Forumsizens are not typically morons

I have some bad news for you...

just so you guys know, these two people are in southern california so this high school sounding shit is pretty par for the course

How do other regions converse

Good plan with the viagra bro. I'm 30 with no performance issues but i still take 50mg on special occasions such as a new girl or a pre-planned fuckfest with a girl.
It doesn't change how you feel but as long as you are horny you WILL have a hard on. Even if you just came. The last girl i fucked couldn't believe that i was ready for more not 5 minutes after cumming.
Just don't take it regularly or you'll physically and/or psychologically rely on it to get you up.

Bonus tip: if you really do wanna sexually destroy a woman all night long, take viagra and cocaine and let her take coke as well. Women turn into horny animals on coke.

shouldnt have said that

404, trips not found

Why does that require giving shit to women?

Like adults who have been through some sort of education system.

Brehs is this the one

What dosage should I take to be safe and how long before we make love

we don't know if she's your one but she seems to think you're hers.

theres nothing wrong with saying that he just put it too bluntly autistic

dont say
>why are you obsessing over every little detail"

should say
>stop worrying so much about what to wear. you're going to look good in anything you wear, wear what you feel like"

>says bye see you tomorrow
>15 minutes later double texts with kiss face

OP she is seriously in love with you

AYYYYEEEE, This is a victory for Veeky Forums. Feels good. have fun,and... MY NIGGA WE MADE IT!

gl user

Have fun, just remember to be in the moment. She already likes you. It's smooth sailings from here.

>the one
No. It doesn't work that way.

I have no idea what I did! Maybe it was my genioplasty xD

When you see her tomorrow you better give her a hug and kiss on the mouth

>she already likes you

based on this conversation I think she already has their future childrens' names picked out

being blunt is fine, especially if you soften the blow with emojis like he did. run on sentences like you just wrote there sound desperate as fuck and if he approached it like that i bet the grill would be less receptive and eager to please him.

You wont lose her because you dont fuck good. Youll lose her because youre autistic enough to think about it this much.

When do I kiss her???

>I don't wanna lose her

the moment you fall for her it's over. she'll eat you alive.

>thinking women care about other people

thats exactly what i meant dingus

>tfw I know this guy's feels so well it hurts

It's bitter isn't it, user. Just so bitter you can't accept it.

it's about lasting forever not ED

I'm am bitter, but it's slowly morphing into acceptance.

I bought 100mg tabs as they work out cheapest in my country. I bite in half and take 50mg. Works fine for me.

Take about an hour before. A big meal will lessen the effect as blood flow is deliverted.

>uses 'lmao', 'lol' and 'hahahahaha'
>talks in unending sentences

nice "standards" kiddo