Why are you lifting, Veeky Forums?

Why are you lifting, Veeky Forums?

everything you do in life is for pussy, no matter how you try to justify it

I beg to differ. Some do it for dick.

As a bisexual man I do it for both

The only reason.

I lift because I baught a really large dog that asserted dominance over me. I've been training in order to turn the tides and overthrow his regime. I exclusively train my pelvic muscles to maximize humping power.

Good luck, be the alpha dog.

I don't lift lol

to make my body suffer the same as I abuse my mind with learning

I don't do any vices, not even porn, coffee is my worst sin, so I need something that hurts, and lifting does that, not that I don't love the results, but I love waking up with a full body of pain

Pretty much that also

Nice larping.
>Still getting doms
Guess how I know you're a dyel

That's fucking gay. I just enjoy lifting progressively heavier things.

To increase test and to get in shape for the race war.

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Ayyyyyyyyyy this, i'd love to cosplay as anti mage one that.It's literally my fucking dream, also getting some pussy down the line won't hurt

>anti mage
quit dota man. That shit is a srs gains goblin.

>gains goblin
It's a fucking life goblin man, desu i rarely play any video games now too, many bad memories associated w them.But the guy looks dope as hell, plus i thinks it's achievable to look like him.

I played around with the idea of anti mage but I'm shooting for Akihiko from persona 4 arena

its the only game that i play now and trying to quit. I was already lifting before. I started playing like everyone else, thinking i can make money off it if i grind out mmr. 1 year later i realized it's like anything else you have to start out when your 10 to be good at it.

And now i have to start lifting from zero again

For my girl.

I don't want to get NTR'd by my waifu anymore

Damn man i know how it its 1700 + hours in the game desu i regret it so much

2500 And im only 1.5k mmr

Soon

Holy shit man, did you completely lose your gainz or did you just fall of for a bit

Never hurt a woman.

Mah man. Akihiko is Veeky Forums personified.

>caring about women

Used to lift to get a girlfriend. Got in pretty decent shape and then found a woman who just transcended every single one of my hopes and dreams. So... now i lift for health, and myself, i also lift to keep her happy. Lot's of factors.

I just want to get big. I dont even know why. I just lift. I started for women, eventually realized that muscles aren't gonna fix my personality but just kept going.

I want to win in life
I want everyone to look up to me as an inspiration and leave a beautiful legacy

Tfw cosplaying McCree at a con next month. Just need to finish the peacekeeper and trim my beard to his weird shit

Just want to fug cute twinks desu

Tfw no trap gf/bf